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| The infinite monkey theorem states that a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type a given text, such as the complete works of William Shakespeare. Our postulate is this: if we play against an infinite amount of monkeys then at one point we will produce the perfect game of bloodbowl. So in that spirit: Bring on the Monkeys! PS That's you, not us. We're Apes you idiot. A.P.E SEASON 1 & SEASON 2 KINGS OF THE JUNGLE |
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| Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| 1 |
Gorilla
|
5 | 4 | 2 | 8 | Extra Arms, Grab Guard |
20 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 11/16 | 120k
(100+20)k |
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| 2 |
Gorilla
|
5 | 4 | 2 | 8 | Extra Arms, Grab Guard, Block |
19 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 16/31 | 150k
(100+50)k |
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| 3 |
Gorilla
|
4 | 4 | 1 | 8 | Extra Arms, Grab Mighty Blow, Guard |
-ma, -ag | 18 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 0 | 20/31 | 140k
(100+40)k |
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| 4 |
Gorilla
|
4 | 4 | 2 | 8 | Extra Arms, Grab Guard, Dodge |
-ma | 18 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 16/31 | 140k
(100+40)k |
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| 5 |
Chimpanzee
|
6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Extra Arms, Wrestle +AG, Pass, Dodge |
-ma | 18 | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 32/51 | 170k
(80+90)k |
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| 6 |
Chimpanzee
|
7 | 3 | 2 | 7 | Extra Arms, Wrestle Leader, Tackle |
-ag | 19 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 26/31 | 130k
(80+50)k |
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| 7 |
Silverback
|
5 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Extra Arms, Grab, Loner, Mighty Blow, Wild Animal Guard, Stand Firm |
13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 1 | 19/31 | 180k
(140+40)k |
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| 8 |
Bonobo
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Extra Arms Block, Tackle, Frenzy |
20 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 31/51 | 110k
(50+60)k |
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| 9 |
Bonobo
|
6 | 4 | 2 | 7 | Extra Arms +ST, Block |
-ag | 16 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 27/31 | 120k
(50+70)k |
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| 10 |
Orangutan
|
5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Extra Arms, Strong Arm Dodge |
9 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6/16 | 100k
(70+30)k |
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| 11 |
Bonobo
|
6 | 4 | 3 | 7 | Extra Arms Wrestle, +ST |
n | 16 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 25/31 | 120k
(50+70)k |
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| 12 |
Bonobo
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Extra Arms Block, Tackle, Fend |
20 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 33/51 | 110k
(50+60)k |
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| 13 |
Bonobo
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Extra Arms Dirty Player |
11 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 13/16 | 70k
(50+20)k |
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| 14 |
Bonobo
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Extra Arms Block |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 10/16 | 70k
(50+20)k |
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| 15 |
Bonobo
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Extra Arms |
2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3/6 | 50k
(50+0)k |
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| 15 players | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Games Played: | 20 (13/5/2) | | | TD Diff: | 16 (32 - 16) | | | Cas Diff: | 17 (25/21/6 - 17/16/2) |
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| Last Opponent: Ape-otheosis | |||||||
| For | Against | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Opponent | Race | TV | SPP | Cas | Gold | Score | TV | SPP | Cas | Gold | Gate |
 Simyin Vivisection Department | Slann | 990k | 15 | 1/1/0 | 30k | 2 - 1 | 980k | 10 | 0/1/0 | 60k | 19k |
| Primate Destruction | Chaos Renegade | 1030k | 19 | 1/2/1 | 80k | 2 - 0 | 980k | 13 | 1/3/0 | 50k | 18k |
 Vipertower Vivisectors | Necromantic Horror | 1010k | 17 | 1/2/0 | 70k | 2 - 3 | 1150k | 21 | 3/0/0 | 40k | 18k |
| Apesmasher Clan | Dwarf | 1160k | 10 | 0/1/0 | 40k | 1 - 1 | 1090k | 8 | 0/0/0 | 80k | 17k |
| Spnning IceHammer | Norse | 1190k | 10 | 0/1/0 | 40k | 1 - 1 | 1190k | 17 | 2/2/0 | 60k | 22k |
| Exotic Game Hunters | High Elf | 1160k | 8 | 0/0/0 | 40k | 1 - 1 | 1160k | 17 | 1/2/1 | 20k | 19k |
| Dexter's Lab! | Human | 1180k | 13 | 1/0/1 | 30k | 1 - 1 | 1330k | 10 | 1/0/0 | 50k | 26k |
| Bruellaffen | Simyin | 1470k | 16 | 1/1/0 | 30k | 2 - 1 | 1380k | 11 | 1/0/0 | 60k | 22k |
| C.h.u.m.p | Simyin | 1590k | 18 | 0/3/0 | 70k | 2 - 1 | 1340k | 11 | 1/2/1 | 10k | 23k |
| NBFL Snotty Stain | Ogre | 1340k | 5 | 0/0/0 | 30k | 0 - 1 | 1670k | 14 | 0/0/0 | 60k | 22k |
| Spnning IceHammer | Norse | 1540k | 21 | 5/0/0 | 60k | 2 - 1 | 1450k | 9 | 0/0/0 | 20k | 27k |
| T.A.S.T.E Squad | Lizardmen | 1540k | 20 | 2/1/1 | 50k | 2 - 1 | 1320k | 9 | 0/0/0 | 40k | 21k |
| Experimental POWets | Ogre | 1740k | 17 | 2/1/0 | 40k | 2 - 1 | 1480k | 13 | 0/3/0 | 40k | 30k |
| Vipertower Vivisectors | Necromantic Horror | 1510k | 18 | 2/1/0 | 80k | 2 - 1 | 1220k | 9 | 0/0/0 | 60k | 25k |
| Primate Destruction | Chaos Renegade | 1860k | 15 | 0/2/1 | 70k | 1 - 1 | 1450k | 14 | 3/1/0 | 40k | 33k |
| Damn Dirty A.P.E Killers | Chaos Chosen | 1730k | 8 | 0/0/0 | 30k | 1 - 0 | 1790k | 9 | 1/0/0 | 30k | 25k |
| Exotic Game Hunters | High Elf | 1910k | 16 | 2/0/0 | 50k | 2 - 0 | 1200k | 5 | 0/0/0 | 20k | 31k |
| Dexter's Lab! | Human | 1940k | 12 | 0/2/1 | 40k | 1 - 0 | 1730k | 8 | 1/1/0 | 50k | 37k |
| Babel Primal Screams | Simyin | 1890k | 22 | 4/2/0 | 60k | 2 - 0 | 1940k | 10 | 1/1/0 | 30k | 37k |
| Ape-otheosis | Simyin | 1930k | 20 | 3/1/1 | 20k | 3 - 0 | 1690k | 6 | 1/0/0 | 60k | 40k |