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"Some people say her erogenous zones start some four miles from her actual body. Me, I disagree, I say five." - Ford Prefect to Arthur Dent about Gallumbits Eccentrica Gallumbits is the triple-breasted whore of Eroticon Six. Some people say her erogenous zones start some four miles from her actual body. Ford Prefect disagrees, saying five. It is possible that the Big Bang was actually one of her orgasms. She wrote The Big Bang Theory - A Personal View by Eccentrica Gallumbits and It's Just One Boob After Another. It was reported that Zaphod Beeblebrox, whom she described as "the best bang since the Big One," had delivered a presidential address from her bedroom on at least one occasion. She offers Bethselamin Lessons, if you telephone 69-000. Pears Gallumbit, a dessert which has several things in common with her, is available at Milliways, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe. "This sudden and most unexpected apparition shifted the crowd's focus faster than the appearance of Eccentrica Gallumbits wearing a neon T-shirt flashing the slogan Freebie Friday would shift the focus of the crowd at a VirginNerd convention on a Friday." - Description comparing Gallumbits' appeal to the appearance of a cheese wheel above the Nanites (Hitchhikers Wiki) And ermangerd... We just love Eccentrica Gallumbits! |
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Chaos Dwarf Blocker
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/ | 70k
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| 2 |
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 70k
(70+0)k |
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| 3 |
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/ | 70k
(70+0)k |
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| 4 |
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/ | 70k
(70+0)k |
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| 5 |
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull Mighty Blow |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7/ | 90k
(70+20)k |
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| 6 |
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 70k
(70+0)k |
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| 7 |
Hobgoblin
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 40k
(40+0)k |
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| 8 |
Hobgoblin
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3/ | 40k
(40+0)k |
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| 9 |
Hobgoblin
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 40k
(40+0)k |
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| 10 |
Hobgoblin
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 40k
(40+0)k |
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| 11 |
Hobgoblin
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 40k
(40+0)k |
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| Games Played: | 3 (2/0/1) | | | TD Diff: | 2 (3 - 1) | | | Cas Diff: | 1 (2/2/0 - 1/2/0) |
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| Last Opponent: Icepelt's Hoar Frosters | |||||||
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| Opponent | Race | TV | SPP | Cas | Gold | Score | TV | SPP | Cas | Gold | Gate |
 Drak's Donormobile | Vampire | 770k | 17 | 2/1/0 | 60k | 2 - 0 | 710k | 11 | 1/2/0 | 40k | 17k |
| Grotty's Bricklayers | Chaos Chosen | 780k | 10 | 0/0/0 | 70k | 1 - 0 | 820k | 5 | 0/0/0 | 60k | 19k |
| Icepelt's Hoar Frosters | Norse | 790k | 7 | 0/1/0 | 40k | 0 - 1 | 890k | 8 | 0/0/0 | 40k | 14k |