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The lifestyle of a Dark Elf can be a grim one. All those killings, torture and orgies is a serious business... certainly not a place for fart jokes. Unfortunately even for the most fearsome and infamous of Dark Elf families, there's always one member who brings shame upon the ignoble family name. These silly fools, the jokers, the imbeciles, what can be done with them. Boil them in blood of course! However, one troupe of outcasts escaped such a fate. Hopped on board a ship and set sail for the drunken isle west of Albion. Great comics they may be, but competent navigators they are not. Eventually they found themselves upon barren shores. In a place inhabited by barbarians and woolly creatures. How could the Cheeky Darkies earn a living in a place like this? With their hijinks antics and crazy moves... there's always beer money to be earned playing Blood Bowl.

Trophy Cabinet
Crazy 8s Cup I - 1/5/15
Lambhurly Shield - 2/5/15 to 18/6/15 (lost it on the first defence)
Golden Millions Hoedown - 1/2/16
Mrs Smack's Sevens Smack - 22/11/17

New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Witch Elf
7 4 4 7
Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up
Block, Leap, Strip Ball, +ST, Juggernaut
  21 2 19 0 6 1 76/ 250k
(110+140)k
 
2
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge, Tackle, Mighty Blow
  22 1 7 0 9 1 45/ 170k
(100+70)k
 
3
Blitzer
6 3 5 8
Block
Dodge, +AG, Leap
-ma 20 10 4 0 3 2 38/ 180k
(100+80)k
 
4
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge, Strip Ball
  21 2 3 0 0 2 21/ 140k
(100+40)k
 
5
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Guard, Block, Dodge
  22 0 3 0 0 5 34/ 140k
(70+70)k
 
6
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block, Tackle
  21 0 1 0 2 2 17/ 110k
(70+40)k
 
7
Lineman
6 3 4 8   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
 
8
Lineman
6 3 4 8   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
 
9
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Kick
  21 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 90k
(70+20)k
 
10
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge, Guard
  16 1 1 0 1 2 16/ 150k
(100+50)k
 
11
Lineman
6 4 4 8
+ST, Block
  21 1 3 0 2 2 24/ 140k
(70+70)k
 
12
Assassin
6 3 4 7
Shadowing, Stab
  7 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 90k
(90+0)k
 
13
Lineman
6 3 4 8   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
 
13 players  
Coach: ramchop Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Dark Elf Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 1960k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 381k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1960k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:22 (14/4/4) |TD Diff:19 (43 - 24) |Cas Diff:-8 (19/11/2 - 21/13/6)
Last Opponent: Flingers of Filth

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Rainbow ConnectorsSlann1000k131/0/050k2 - 11000k122/0/040k16k
Canterbury CheesemongersSkaven1080k162/1/070k2 - 01010k60/0/010k12k
Rainbow ConnectorsSlann1090k190/0/060k4 - 11110k111/0/040k24k
Quetza CoatlsLizardmen1220k131/0/030k2 - 11290k162/1/150k20k
Laboratory RisingSimyin1230k180/2/060k3 - 01040k90/1/040k27k
Stinky SmellsNurgle1290k80/0/050k1 - 21070k120/0/020k25k
Bad Moon Wolverines Goblin1310k100/0/140k1 - 1900k143/0/060k20k
Stonebridge RocketsDwarf1370k90/0/050k1 - 21270k182/0/140k16k
Ashenhall Owls Wood Elf1320k141/0/060k2 - 21420k180/1/120k25k
Jumpy Jumpy RunaroundElven Union1370k90/0/040k1 - 21370k181/0/050k26k
DIBBL Storm TroopersHalfling1440k181/4/060k2 - 0890k92/1/050k30k
Gribbleton Green GnatsGoblin1420k182/0/070k3 - 11540k131/1/230k27k
Kendo KillersNorse1420k151/2/060k2 - 11320k82/1/010k33k
Auckland VioletsAmazon1380k141/0/040k2 - 11280k120/0/030k33k
dodgeabulletAmazon1510k150/0/060k2 - 11330k120/1/030k27k
JunkyardersGoblin1520k110/0/150k1 - 11190k203/3/020k24k
Ra Red RumblersOrc1500k131/0/060k2 - 01320k141/1/120k25k
Butterfield's Birthday PieHalfling1640k172/0/090k2 - 0930k70/1/030k30k
Fringe SaladWood Elf1660k121/0/070k2 - 11420k90/0/060k35k
Nuln City GunnersHuman1690k182/0/060k3 - 11180k110/1/040k35k
Hostile Kiddies IVHuman1610k100/1/030k1 - 31750k160/0/050k31k
Flingers of FilthHalfling1890k173/1/040k2 - 21790k131/0/030k34k