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Into the Meat GrindARR!
Roster [B] Elven Union

Get your Elf Meat fix here!
Producing quality free range elf cuts for 50+ games!
Elf meat slaughtered (murdered or euthanised): 51
(13 Prime Cuts, 28 Cheap Cuts, 10 "JM" grade portions)
Elf meat tenderised and ready for slaughter: 4

Total Elf Meat Production Forecast: 55 (0.92 portions per game)




Head Butcher's Performance:
Portions Prepared:Portions Repaired:
-MA => niggle
kill => -MA
-MA => -AG
-AV => kill
nigg => kill
-AV => -AG
nigg => kill
-MA => -AV
kill => kill
-AV => heal
kill => MNG
kill => MNG
kill => heal
-MA => heal
kill => MNG
-AV => MNG
kill => heal
kill => heal
kill => MNG
-AV => heal
nigg => heal
nigg => heal
kill => heal

New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Blitzer
7 3 5 7
Block, Side Step
Mighty Blow, Tackle, Dodge, Fend, +AG
n, -av 50 6 10 1 31 6 130/176 240k
(110+130)k
 
2
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block, Side Step
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 110k
(110+0)k
 
3
Catcher
10 3 4 7
Catch, Nerves Of Steel
+MA, Dodge, +MA
  12 1 12 0 0 0 37/51 180k
(100+80)k
 
4
Catcher
7 3 5 7
Catch, Nerves Of Steel
Dodge, +AG, Leap, Block, Tackle
-ma 30 7 24 0 2 2 93/176 220k
(100+120)k
 
6
Thrower
6 3 4 7
Pass
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
 
7
Thrower
6 4 4 7
Pass
Sure Hands, Accurate, Dodge, Block, +ST
  34 61 1 0 4 2 82/176 200k
(70+130)k
 
8
Lineman
6 3 4 7   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
 
9
Lineman
5 3 4 7 -ma 7 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 60k
(60+0)k
 
10
Lineman
5 3 4 7
Kick, Guard, Block
-ma 25 2 4 0 0 5 39/51 130k
(60+70)k
 
11
Lineman
6 3 4 7   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
 
12
Lineman
6 3 4 7   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
 
13
Lineman
6 3 4 7   18 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 60k
(60+0)k
 
12 players  
Coach: m0gw41 Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Elven Union Fan Factor: 11  
Current Team Value: 1770k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 70k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1770k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:60 (32/16/12) |TD Diff:41 (105 - 64) |Cas Diff:-102 (61/18/14 - 101/69/25)
Last Opponent: Women's Institute

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Dagnene all'UntoreLizardmen990k90/0/050k1 - 11000k141/2/050k14k
V8's raidersChaos Renegade1000k100/0/140k1 - 0910k112/1/040k13k
Orkish OrcasOrc1090k140/0/060k3 - 01100k71/1/150k21k
V8's raidersChaos Renegade1150k121/1/050k1 - 01270k100/3/030k20k
BoxfodderWood Elf1180k211/1/030k3 - 11180k100/0/070k17k
Mr Joyboy's Sexy Time DancersShambling Undead1200k131/0/060k2 - 01140k110/2/120k25k
Averland Black BearsHuman1230k100/0/140k1 - 21200k233/1/170k25k
BoxigorLizardmen1220k152/0/060k2 - 11190k101/0/080k20k
lesvinkingsNorse1270k120/0/080k2 - 21280k152/0/060k24k
[ Nurga Cola Corporation ]Nurgle1280k110/0/120k1 - 11180k101/0/170k26k
KhekkavoloTomb Kings1250k111/0/030k1 - 11340k152/1/070k26k
[B] Grimfang DingoesOrc1300k120/0/060k2 - 01190k61/0/020k24k
Bell River CraziesDark Elf1410k151/1/060k1 - 01360k80/0/140k30k
Eiskalte HändchenNorse1440k131/0/080k1 - 01340k110/2/140k26k
Six feet deep and risingNecromantic Horror1390k110/0/060k2 - 11370k141/0/120k29k
KhekkavoloTomb Kings1380k70/0/040k0 - 11410k122/0/050k35k
Dioses CaídosShambling Undead1390k111/0/060k1 - 01510k82/0/050k33k
New Order of ChaosChaos Renegade1400k140/2/010k1 - 21610k192/2/070k35k
Cloud ControlHuman1270k110/0/030k1 - 11170k171/3/130k34k
Greenskin AthletesOrc1290k90/0/050k1 - 01470k71/0/060k24k
Karaz-a-Karak RoyalsDwarf1460k80/1/040k0 - 11390k100/1/080k34k
Nordiques de QCChaos Dwarf1460k110/0/150k1 - 11460k203/4/060k30k
tanti tanti falliShambling Undead1400k151/0/070k2 - 11560k141/2/160k33k
Co-OptionalOrc1350k91/0/050k0 - 11330k162/1/040k26k
Imminent BloodsmearsUnderworld Denizens1330k171/0/140k2 - 21400k131/0/030k31k
Darlo G.W. ChumpsOrc1440k121/0/020k1 - 21410k172/1/050k36k
Green Jump TeamSlann1360k293/1/080k5 - 01530k113/0/060k29k
Hijos de la Pestilencia ArenaNurgle1430k201/0/170k3 - 11440k162/2/150k34k
Green Jump TeamSlann1330k184/0/030k1 - 11480k161/2/170k26k
Getafe LegendsOgre1170k241/0/130k4 - 11460k142/2/020k27k
LeberKaS Rot WeißNurgle1370k131/0/050k1 - 21390k192/2/070k32k
Äkta MänniskorHuman1450k203/0/050k2 - 01440k101/0/170k25k
FisllersChaos Dwarf1470k160/1/070k2 - 21480k211/5/030k32k
Filthy clanOrc1300k80/0/040k0 - 31530k263/1/250k23k
AenaeasWood Elf1350k182/0/030k2 - 11450k80/0/060k27k
FisllersChaos Dwarf1500k172/0/080k2 - 21630k132/0/070k24k
Atlético de Madrid B.B.CHuman1530k210/0/170k4 - 01560k111/1/020k23k
Svenska ÖdlorLizardmen1570k202/0/070k3 - 11590k185/0/060k23k
Middle-Earth ShadowsideChaos Dwarf1710k100/0/070k1 - 21850k264/3/150k29k
Santa Fe de PeyrolieresHuman1470k231/2/180k2 - 01470k101/0/120k28k
WMD's in The BoxChaos Chosen1770k232/2/130k2 - 11870k184/1/030k29k
New Vamps on the BloodVampire1780k140/1/170k1 - 11850k141/0/170k42k
Underworld SpooksUnderworld Denizens1770k183/0/060k2 - 11720k121/2/050k35k
Nordiques de QCChaos Dwarf1430k130/0/080k2 - 11330k213/2/110k27k
[BB]Corpse DanceNecromantic Horror1760k151/0/070k3 - 11670k183/2/030k35k
Splash Bash and ThrashChaos Chosen1800k212/1/060k2 - 11830k160/5/060k35k
One Thousand Dances With DeathWood Elf1420k164/0/050k1 - 11250k153/0/060k37k
gaviateamOrc1740k141/0/080k2 - 01650k142/1/160k34k
Hospital HeroesHigh Elf1740k182/1/140k1 - 11670k153/0/060k30k
Egotisitical EleganceHigh Elf1750k243/0/070k3 - 11770k121/0/160k37k
Bulboniks le Retour!!Underworld Denizens1870k120/1/070k1 - 21810k172/0/170k30k
Oily ChitTomb Kings1730k121/0/050k1 - 11640k151/2/030k34k
Oxfrogs OrangeSlann1470k243/0/180k3 - 31430k211/1/040k26k
GoblotsGoblin1830k232/0/140k3 - 0960k112/1/020k25k
Rain WildElven Union1870k121/1/020k1 - 21840k171/1/070k39k
El Drizzto and the GangDark Elf1780k191/0/060k3 - 22010k193/0/020k37k
TSV 1980 MaxvorstadtHuman1950k110/0/040k1 - 21720k195/1/150k30k
Shaolin SadistsDark Elf1740k170/0/060k3 - 21820k200/2/120k34k
Perpetual ArmyNecromantic Horror1850k170/1/060k2 - 21980k212/3/120k27k
Women's InstituteAmazon1720k172/0/080k2 - 11710k173/0/140k37k