TROPHY ROOM



Top Goblin Team and Third place overall in Season 1 with 17 killz in 42 gamez (351 pointz) - Throne of Blood


Most Kills in One Game - Diz game!


'Dat was a fun experience and a great way ta shake up da roster a bit because 11 Toekuttarz were also killed achieving diz milestone (ed. not mentioning the 20+ injured and retired). Only Geeza survived all 42 gamez. Datz why he da boss on da pitch! Dat and dat big metal ball of his.

I'm very proud and some reel spezial playas 'ave em'rged during diz tournament! - and we took on all da tuff dwarven opponentz and Big Teemz while da Ogres killed eachudders' runtz - har-har-har. Stoopid (cheatin') ogres'

- Coach Doomspider during a drunken ramble at da Boot-in-ya-Face Bar after a last miserable season game.

TEAM & PLAYER RECORDS

Confirmed Killz:

Howard ‘Very’ Clumsystream, 3 spp.
O’no, 13 spp.
Huevo, 0 spp.
James Danko, 0 spp.
Katrina II, 24 spp.
Christian Ziggarrut, 66 spp. (Death by Fireball)
Gracious Senior, 76 spp. (Killed by Fungus)
Yyiügg, 7 spp.
Jaiden Tholan, 0 spp.

Eduardo Cos, 0 spp.

Tapemoidsus, 9 spp.

Throne of Blood Killz - Season One

Skitter Lewis, 32 spp.

Johnny Splash, 0 spp.

Lamber, 3 spp.

Oliver, 9 spp.

Duane Darkstone, 23 spp.

Lemenya, 0 spp.

Kike, 5 spp.

Apicata Frather, 0 spp.

Areximacha Berenwick, 1 spp. (Rock to da Face!)

Olgoth "The Godsmasher" X., 24 spp.

Markouz II, 18 spp.

Joseph von Drakenhof, 32 spp.

Andrea, 8 spp.

Ulrich Longnail, 6 spp. (Killed by Morg)

Miso E., 16 spp.

Zilldijan Zinger, 7 spp.

STAR PLAYERS - HALL OF FAME

Da firzt Troll - a behemoth on the LOS, a lover of innards and a dear friend (pet) who unfortunately did not regenerate after failing a block on this snotling.

Gurgle Kidneyeater (18 spp.)

Pogoer extraordinaire - a star that shines so bright he’s bound to turn supernova soon (go splat!). But until then the crowd will be enjoying his shenanigans and he’s got the MVPs to proof it. ...went splat when a skaven blitzer finally cornered and flattened him. RIP.

Zpringsteepz (118 spp.)

Anudda Toekuttar-vet bitez da dust. Kleavuz was an expert in da kuttin' departement. 20+ games and 3 killz. Watta Gobbo!

Kleavuz da Loon (0 spp.)

Throne of Blood-hero Zid had da touch... or rather da kick. His Wardancer foul-kill was one of many highlightz during ToB Season 1.

Zid (12 spp.)

Dizz git iz da 'Oly Grail for a Goblin teem. Expert in da face-kickin' bizniz! He materialized during Da Throne of Blood tournament. After the transferal to the new rule-set Dive was promoted to da offizial 'Ooligan-position. Hoppefully he'll continue the rampage.

Dive - Rookie version (41 spp.)

Snooz 'Da Komeback Git' - Zpringsteepz true heir. A loyal 'Kuttar who survived amazing 43 gamez as a talented and super-nimble linegobbo before aceing through Pogo-school. Peaked as a sublime offensive weapon when on da ball and a vicious safety when defending. Retired honorably to become assistant coach to the new Toekuttarz.

Snooz 'Da Komeback Git' (18+89 spp.)


Active Stars

Geeza izz a ball-wieldin' God among da Fanatics. He'z da capt. becauze da udders follow hiz trail of destruktion and summ-timez end up in da EZ (ed. dat meanz dey get one o' dem Toochdownz!)

Geeza da Goon

Current anchorpoint on the defensive line of the Toekuttarz. A valued asset and the empathic bodyguard of Dive and Geeza.

Spinetapper Jr.

*** Did you know...
That Coach ‘Pogo’ Doomspider was the inventor of the pogo-stick and was believed to have disappeared into the void after trying to improve his stick with jet propulsion. Actually he didn’t disappear but landed in a vast puddle of mud in the great forest of Deep Drakwald. Which is now the location of the Toekuttarz’ home stadium - Da Pudd-Mudd.

*** Did you know...
That this game was one of the strongest performances by a gobbo on a pogo-stick ever! With four TD's (and a kill) pogo-artiste Zpringsteepz must have broken some kind of goblin record. If only they knew how to record stuff…

*** Did you know...
Dat Da Toekuttarz was No. 1 Goblin Team and got Third place overall in da Throne of Blood Season 1 with 17 killz and 351 pointz in 42 gamez! Eleven Toekuttarz' died during diz campaign, an Amazon-team retired demselvez after meeting da Kuttarz and SIX gamez were actually WON!!! (Two of those from cowardly concessionz…)

*** Did you know...
That the last game of the Auld Toekuttarz was a true master-class in goblin supriority. A troll maiming the opposing line like a bulldozer battering brittle wooden sheds, a ball n' chain dragging downed players through the mud to their shallow graves and a pogoer of anudder world rackin' up da TDs like childs play - all the while being supported by a sublime backbone of 'top-o-da-line' fouling antics. And vs. orcs! BB poetry...