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Have you ever rolled triple skulls two time in a row with your Ogre? Have you ever had a Gutter Runner without skills cut through your defense, pick up the ball and score a Touchdown without rerolling even though he had to dodge something like ten players? Have you ever suffered 8 casualties with your Chaos Dwarf team in one game? Because I did. At first I was angry and lost, but then I understood. I've been wrong all along. I shouldn't have been angry, I shouldn't fight the odds and the randomness. Instead, I must be GRATEFUL that the Great God Nuffle is shedding His gifts upon me. And, as I've seen the light, you TOO can show how HAPPY you're that our Lord and Torturer Nuffle is benevolently choosing the result that better suits His mood. So join the Nuffle Appreciation Group, and enjoy the BLISS of truly living under His capricious will. BE RELIEVED!, knowing that no matter how sound the game plan, no matter how impossible the odds, there's always a way He can make the unexpected happens. REJOICE!, knowing that your effort will be rewarded only upon His whim and mood. SMILE!, as Nuffle warmly smiles as you move all your pawns in place only to see Him screw your plans with the roll of a dice. Nothing matters, everything is random. Isn't that great? (Sign up and you'll receive the pamphlet "Living Under a Temperamental and Uncaring God is the Best Thing That Could Happen To You" for FREE!, along with notes on how to spread His word across the world) [signing fee of 100000 goldpieces, taxes excluded] Edit: Nuffle has been so appreciative of our initiative that He elected, in His infinite wisdom, to horribly murder one player per game! Truly we are His favourites! Edit the second: Nuffle decided, in his infinite wisdom, to award us a victory! Truly we are His favourites! |
Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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1 |
Chosen Blocker
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5 | 4 | 3 | 9 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow |
  | 24 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 8 | 4 | 40/51 | 160k
(100+60)k |
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2 |
Chosen Blocker
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5 | 4 | 3 | 9 | Block, Mighty Blow |
  | 23 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 2 | 24/31 | 140k
(100+40)k |
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3 |
Chosen Blocker
|
5 | 4 | 3 | 9 | Block |
  | 22 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 15/16 | 120k
(100+20)k |
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4 |
Chosen Blocker
|
5 | 4 | 3 | 9 | Block, Guard |
  | 24 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 2 | 25/31 | 140k
(100+40)k |
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5 |
Beastman Runner
|
6 | 4 | 3 | 8 | Horns +ST, Block, Mighty Blow |
  | 24 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 5 | 3 | 35/51 | 150k
(60+90)k |
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6 |
Beastman Runner
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns |
  | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 60k
(60+0)k |
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7 |
Beastman Runner
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns Block, Sure Hands |
  | 21 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 23/31 | 100k
(60+40)k |
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8 |
Beastman Runner
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns Guard |
  | 10 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 8/16 | 80k
(60+20)k |
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9 |
Beastman Runner
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns |
  | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 60k
(60+0)k |
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10 |
Beastman Runner
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns Guard |
  | 13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 10/16 | 80k
(60+20)k |
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11 |
Beastman Runner
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns Tackle, Block |
  | 23 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 17/31 | 100k
(60+40)k |
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12 |
Beastman Runner
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns Mighty Blow, Claw, Juggernaut |
  | 17 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 12 | 2 | 37/51 | 120k
(60+60)k |
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13 |
Beastman Runner
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns |
  | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 60k
(60+0)k |
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Games Played: | 24 (6/3/15) | | | TD Diff: | -19 (13 - 32) | | | Cas Diff: | 13 (36/8/5 - 22/11/3) |
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Last Opponent: Dhaertist |
For | Against | ||||||||||
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Opponent | Race | TV | SPP | Cas | Gold | Score | TV | SPP | Cas | Gold | Gate |
Ricksy Business | Underworld Denizens | 1000k | 5 | 0/0/0 | 20k | 0 - 2 | 1000k | 17 | 2/0/1 | 70k | 18k |
Snackwagon | Underworld Denizens | 1000k | 11 | 3/0/0 | 60k | 0 - 2 | 1030k | 14 | 0/0/1 | 60k | 20k |
Black Night Guardians | Necromantic Horror | 1000k | 8 | 1/0/0 | 20k | 0 - 4 | 1020k | 25 | 2/2/0 | 70k | 15k |
Channon Fodder | Chaos Chosen | 1000k | 5 | 0/0/0 | 40k | 0 - 1 | 1000k | 10 | 1/0/0 | 30k | 10k |
Orkland Graiders | Orc | 1000k | 11 | 1/0/0 | 80k | 1 - 0 | 1000k | 9 | 2/0/0 | 20k | 18k |
Storm of Pain | Chaos Chosen | 1100k | 7 | 1/0/0 | 30k | 0 - 1 | 1080k | 9 | 0/0/0 | 40k | 14k |
TheRinger | Tomb Kings | 1120k | 8 | 1/0/0 | 60k | 0 - 2 | 1120k | 15 | 0/2/0 | 40k | 16k |
Greenskin Connection | Orc | 1140k | 7 | 0/1/0 | 50k | 0 - 2 | 1120k | 14 | 1/0/0 | 50k | 17k |
Stab me I'm famous | Dark Elf | 1250k | 10 | 1/0/0 | 60k | 1 - 1 | 1210k | 10 | 0/0/0 | 30k | 16k |
Glad Woodom | Wood Elf | 1260k | 10 | 1/1/0 | 40k | 1 - 2 | 1310k | 14 | 0/1/0 | 80k | 19k |
Glum'Dur Destroyers | Dwarf | 1200k | 10 | 1/0/0 | 70k | 1 - 0 | 1150k | 13 | 2/2/0 | 40k | 13k |
TheReplacements | Human | 1170k | 12 | 3/0/0 | 40k | 0 - 1 | 1140k | 11 | 0/0/1 | 80k | 22k |
Phonox | Elven Union | 1310k | 17 | 3/0/0 | 40k | 2 - 1 | 1310k | 9 | 0/0/0 | 40k | 25k |
Sgorcios | Orc | 1240k | 10 | 1/0/0 | 70k | 1 - 0 | 1100k | 7 | 1/0/0 | 20k | 22k |
Rocktar | Orc | 1410k | 8 | 0/0/0 | 70k | 1 - 0 | 1660k | 7 | 1/0/0 | 20k | 26k |
Auld World Wanderers | Elven Union | 1460k | 17 | 1/1/1 | 40k | 2 - 2 | 1440k | 13 | 0/0/0 | 60k | 24k |
RivalSons | Dark Elf | 1490k | 10 | 2/0/0 | 20k | 0 - 2 | 1480k | 17 | 1/1/0 | 70k | 30k |
Nanos Mosqueados | Chaos Dwarf | 1430k | 15 | 4/0/0 | 40k | 1 - 1 | 1420k | 12 | 1/1/0 | 20k | 24k |
4th Horde | Chaos Chosen | 1420k | 5 | 1/0/0 | 50k | 0 - 1 | 1380k | 12 | 1/1/0 | 70k | 32k |
Gouged.Eye | Orc | 1370k | 11 | 2/1/0 | 40k | 0 - 1 | 1280k | 10 | 1/0/0 | 60k | 33k |
Chaos Clans | Chaos Renegade | 1490k | 9 | 0/1/1 | 20k | 0 - 2 | 1430k | 17 | 3/0/0 | 70k | 31k |
Left Handed SuperHeroes | Necromantic Horror | 1500k | 13 | 1/1/2 | 30k | 0 - 1 | 1580k | 12 | 2/0/0 | 70k | 20k |
Lifestyles of Rich Amphibians | Lizardmen | 1520k | 15 | 4/1/0 | 20k | 0 - 2 | 1390k | 13 | 1/0/0 | 60k | 26k |
Dhaertist | Dark Elf | 1560k | 21 | 4/1/1 | 80k | 2 - 1 | 1610k | 12 | 0/1/0 | 20k | 22k |