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<img src="http://www.sonic.net/~daht/bb/HELMET2.JPG" align=left>After success waging war throughout the old world, Grozgut Eadsmasha saw fit to take his elite troops and train them to be "Da Ardest Zogs Around". After training near the World's Edge Mountains for a number of years it dawned on Eadsmasha that it was useless "aving ard gitz if no wun noos ow ard dey iz". Fortunantly Eadsmasha and his warband managed to see a Blood Bowl match between the Dwarf Giants and The Low-Down Rats near Mt Grimfang. Knowing full well "Dat Orcz iz arder dan stunties and grotz" Grozgut's Eadsmashas were formed. Notoriously vicious on the field the Eadsmashas will go to any length to pummell their oponent. So much so that the ball is often ignored. In a match against the Ulthuan Unicorns the Orcs managed to kill 9 of the Elves 13 players, another 3 were never able to walk again let alone play Blood Bowl. The elf to survive, the Dragon Prince Moriath managed a personal best 7 touchdowns against the orcs, the final score was 7-1. When questioned about the loss Eadsmasha stated 'Look ow many ov em iz bleedin! and look ow many ov us iz bleedin!... and dun't count soddit... cuz e'z a grot!".

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Screamin Deamons	Norse	1000k	18	1/1/1	40k	2 - 1	1100k	11	1/0/0	30k	58k
Malmö Drows	Dark Elf	1070k	11	2/1/1	30k	0 - 1	1150k	11	0/0/0	60k	55k
Blood of Velshai	Dark Elf	1120k	18	4/0/0	70k	2 - 1	1140k	9	0/0/0	60k	35k
Arda Dead	Undead	1240k	5	0/0/0	80k	0 - 1	1330k	13	1/1/0	90k	68k
My Hot Brutes	Orc	1330k	16	1/1/1	50k	2 - 0	1310k	7	1/0/0	60k	33k
Northern Dodgers	High Elf	1400k	19	1/2/0	20k	2 - 2	1490k	13	0/0/0	20k	57k
Blood Is Not Enough	Dark Elf	1460k	15	2/1/0	90k	2 - 1	1400k	9	0/0/0	30k	67k
Greensin Confessors	Orc	1570k	13	0/1/0	50k	1 - 3	1740k	14	0/0/0	30k	66k
Chaos Underlords	Chaos	1650k	10	0/0/0	40k	1 - 2	1680k	13	0/0/1	50k	56k
Crooked	Chaos	1710k	9	0/0/1	50k	1 - 1	1740k	23	1/4/2	40k	50k
Woddies	Wood Elf	1670k	14	0/1/2	60k	0 - 4	1660k	22	0/0/0	40k	63k
Hell Spawn Revisited	Chaos	1760k	14	1/0/0	0k	2 - 1	1820k	10	0/1/0	10k	34k
Machine	Chaos	1800k	16	1/1/0	20k	2 - 0	1060k	7	1/0/0	40k	52k
Small Guys Funny Hats	Chaos Dwarf	1850k	9	0/0/0	40k	1 - 3	1740k	19	1/1/1	60k	68k
Bad luck Brigade	Skaven	1780k	18	3/3/1	40k	0 - 4	1700k	26	2/0/0	40k	60k
Roasted Lizards	Lizardmen	1860k	13	3/2/0	70k	0 - 6	1720k	23	0/0/0	70k	94k
Hellsing Organisation	Shambling Undead	1950k	12	1/1/0	60k	1 - 0	1760k	9	1/1/0	50k	65k
Herner Plage	Skaven	1970k	19	4/0/1	10k	2 - 2	1780k	14	0/1/0	20k	30k
Ancients of Lore	Wood Elf	2020k	7	1/0/0	30k	0 - 2	1950k	12	0/0/0	40k	67k
Rumbling Roughnecks	Dwarf	1910k	12	1/1/0	20k	0 - 2	1770k	12	0/0/0	20k	49k
Draknal Daemons	Dark Elf	1960k	16	2/1/0	50k	1 - 2	1640k	13	0/0/0	30k	79k
08 Bad Boys	Undead	2040k	13	2/0/0	60k	1 - 1	2360k	10	0/0/0	20k	86k
Black Claw	Dark Elf	2140k	12	0/0/0	20k	1 - 1	1700k	13	0/1/0	50k	54k
Sporky's Spotters	Skaven	2170k	18	1/2/1	40k	2 - 3	1990k	17	0/0/0	60k	60k
Wally's Steaks and Ribs	Undead	2190k	11	0/1/0	30k	1 - 1	1940k	8	0/0/0	10k	78k
Hidelburg's Valiance	Amazon	2240k	9	0/0/0	40k	1 - 1	2050k	14	1/1/0	20k	68k
Eshinbred Shaderunners	Skaven	2230k	17	1/1/0	40k	2 - 1	2110k	15	0/1/0	50k	70k
Zhaliukai	Wood Elf	2280k	16	3/1/1	0k	0 - 3	2370k	18	0/0/0	20k	62k
Steinberg FC	Human	2280k	16	1/2/1	0k	1 - 0	2280k	5	0/0/0	10k	52k
Knights of the Abyss	Chaos	2310k	9	0/1/1	10k	0 - 4	2080k	28	2/2/1	10k	77k
Fast as Light	Skaven	2260k	17	1/0/1	30k	2 - 5	2560k	23	0/0/0	30k	80k