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Team Founding: 2515 Fight song: Black Sabbath - Don't Start (Too Late) Team Motto: Hate and Despise (of self) Abhorrent From the fortress of Kazak Dum (and dumber) come a squad of squat, irritating, -2db'ing, 1d powing, slow, disgusting dorfs. Inspired by their hatred of all things fun, mutated or simply not dorf, they take to the fields in order to ruin everyone else's day as well as their own. Ever plodding onwards. "Did you know?" - Devin Fletterfoot, the dorf star runner, was once named team MVP three games consecutively! The long road behind... Team has been through several up and down periods as players came, got maimed, and left, and others died on the field. Famous teams played so far include the almighty Burn Notice, at a time of rebuilding for the rats, allowing for victory in spite of many errors throughout the game. Against the human hordes of the Cathay Cobras the underdog dorfs fought to a plucky draw, despite some underhand tactics from their opponents. Such tactics had already been seen, but with less effect, as Abhorrent upset the legendary Sons of Brutus during the team's first meeting. Abhorred, despised and marked for ruin: Brock the Jock, UW Troll, maimed and scarred several dorfs on the rampage. Never forgotten. Back to the mines: Budmoug Bellshead, Blitzer. Battered by a troll. Doramrig Grudgestone, Blocker. Jumped on by a rat. Kravurim Bottlemail, Runner. Hobbled by a Human. Katgrut Cragsword Hit by a rock. Struck by the hands of nuffle! Not singing any more: Richard Hideousbone WElf Lineman. Never trust an elf. Boomer Eziasson, Dwarf Bombardier. A sad ending to a true hero's tale, Boomer found out what it is to stand against Abhorrent. And died. Adapted from NSL template by Balle2000. |
Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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1 |
Blitzer
|
5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull Mighty Blow, Guard, Stand Firm, Fend, Dodge |
  | 58 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 21 | 9 | 90/ | 190k
(80+110)k |
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2 |
Blitzer
|
5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull |
  | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 80k
(80+0)k |
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3 |
Runner
|
7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull Leader, Block, +MA, Dodge, Kick-Off Return |
  | 36 | 9 | 30 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 134/ | 200k
(80+120)k |
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4 |
Blocker
|
4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull Dodge |
  | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 10/ | 100k
(70+30)k |
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5 |
Blocker
|
4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull |
  | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/ | 70k
(70+0)k |
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6 |
Blocker
|
4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull Guard |
  | 22 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 9/ | 90k
(70+20)k |
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7 |
Blocker
|
4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull |
  | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/ | 70k
(70+0)k |
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8 |
Blocker
|
4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull Guard, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm |
  | 39 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 13 | 3 | 41/ | 130k
(70+60)k |
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9 |
Blocker
|
4 | 3 | 1 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull Guard, Mighty Blow |
-ag | 31 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 16/ | 110k
(70+40)k |
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10 |
Blocker
|
4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull |
  | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 70k
(70+0)k |
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11 |
Blocker
|
4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull |
  | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 70k
(70+0)k |
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13 |
Troll Slayer
|
5 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull Mighty Blow, Guard |
  | 24 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 2 | 20/ | 130k
(90+40)k |
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12 players | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Games Played: | 58 (18/18/22) | | | TD Diff: | 1 (56 - 55) | | | Cas Diff: | 73 (84/43/25 - 45/26/8) |
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Last Opponent: Ruette Asylum |
For | Against | ||||||||||
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Opponent | Race | TV | SPP | Cas | Gold | Score | TV | SPP | Cas | Gold | Gate |
Better Dead Than Smeg! | Vampire | 1000k | 11 | 1/0/0 | 90k | 1 - 1 | 980k | 11 | 0/1/0 | 20k | 15k |
Northern Wildlings II | Norse | 1010k | 14 | 2/1/0 | 70k | 1 - 1 | 930k | 9 | 0/0/0 | 80k | 16k |
Moussillon Ghostboosters | Shambling Undead | 1130k | 11 | 2/1/0 | 30k | 0 - 1 | 1110k | 8 | 0/0/0 | 70k | 22k |
Nordiks | Norse | 1120k | 12 | 2/0/0 | 60k | 1 - 2 | 1090k | 13 | 1/0/0 | 20k | 19k |
Brighthelm Gemstones | Dwarf | 1120k | 8 | 0/0/0 | 70k | 1 - 0 | 1130k | 5 | 0/0/0 | 60k | 20k |
Trees Huggers | Wood Elf | 1150k | 14 | 1/1/1 | 30k | 1 - 1 | 1150k | 13 | 2/0/0 | 40k | 21k |
Williamsburg Warpdivers | Underworld Denizens | 1150k | 12 | 2/0/0 | 80k | 1 - 0 | 1100k | 5 | 0/0/0 | 10k | 17k |
Dirty Fellas | Goblin | 1160k | 22 | 3/1/0 | 80k | 3 - 0 | 1140k | 7 | 1/2/0 | 50k | 22k |
Happy Sumos | Nurgle | 1190k | 9 | 0/0/0 | 70k | 1 - 0 | 1150k | 5 | 0/0/0 | 70k | 27k |
Mùrnich-elves | Wood Elf | 1240k | 16 | 2/1/1 | 60k | 1 - 0 | 1210k | 7 | 0/0/0 | 40k | 22k |
BoB0X! | Ogre | 1290k | 16 | 1/1/2 | 40k | 1 - 1 | 1180k | 10 | 1/0/0 | 20k | 25k |
Machines of War | Chaos Chosen | 1340k | 20 | 4/2/0 | 30k | 1 - 1 | 1370k | 8 | 0/0/0 | 40k | 21k |
Botte piccola | Dwarf | 1360k | 10 | 0/1/0 | 50k | 1 - 0 | 1250k | 12 | 2/1/0 | 20k | 23k |
Goblin Revenge | Orc | 1350k | 12 | 1/0/1 | 40k | 1 - 1 | 1380k | 10 | 0/1/0 | 80k | 33k |
Florescent Jumpsuits | Underworld Denizens | 1360k | 16 | 3/1/0 | 50k | 1 - 1 | 1480k | 16 | 3/2/0 | 50k | 26k |
Lonely Toions | Necromantic Horror | 1300k | 14 | 2/0/2 | 60k | 0 - 2 | 1330k | 13 | 0/1/0 | 70k | 22k |
Asuryan's Phoenices | High Elf | 1460k | 7 | 0/0/1 | 30k | 0 - 1 | 1490k | 8 | 0/0/0 | 60k | 21k |
Fragilissimae Lightweights | Skaven | 1350k | 12 | 0/1/2 | 20k | 0 - 1 | 1330k | 12 | 1/1/0 | 70k | 28k |
Boredom Incorporated | Chaos Renegade | 1290k | 12 | 1/0/1 | 50k | 1 - 1 | 1470k | 16 | 3/0/1 | 80k | 31k |
Karak Ankor Irondrakes | Dwarf | 1280k | 12 | 0/1/1 | 30k | 1 - 1 | 1260k | 11 | 1/0/0 | 40k | 27k |
FeARR the BombardiARR | Goblin | 1310k | 16 | 3/1/0 | 50k | 1 - 2 | 1350k | 14 | 2/0/1 | 40k | 24k |
Redwood Sons of Anarchy | Human | 1250k | 10 | 0/1/0 | 30k | 1 - 2 | 1520k | 14 | 0/1/0 | 80k | 29k |
rork | Orc | 1200k | 11 | 2/0/1 | 50k | 0 - 2 | 1400k | 14 | 1/0/0 | 30k | 29k |
Crimson Cheese Chasers | Skaven | 1240k | 19 | 3/1/1 | 40k | 1 - 2 | 1270k | 13 | 0/1/0 | 70k | 25k |
Kalifornication | Human | 1280k | 9 | 1/1/0 | 40k | 0 - 0 | 1260k | 9 | 1/1/0 | 70k | 24k |
Brianne Kaylee and Emma Rose | High Elf | 1230k | 17 | 3/2/0 | 20k | 0 - 1 | 1370k | 12 | 0/0/1 | 70k | 30k |
Sons of Brutus | Human | 1330k | 21 | 4/1/0 | 20k | 2 - 1 | 1400k | 10 | 2/0/0 | 30k | 19k |
Gulf | Dwarf | 1360k | 16 | 3/1/0 | 20k | 1 - 1 | 1450k | 9 | 0/0/0 | 70k | 24k |
Burn Notice | Skaven | 1410k | 17 | 1/1/1 | 50k | 2 - 1 | 1420k | 9 | 0/0/0 | 50k | 26k |
Barthas Todos Tus Muertos | Necromantic Horror | 1460k | 12 | 1/1/0 | 20k | 1 - 2 | 1480k | 15 | 1/1/0 | 50k | 30k |
Ranidus Crol | Slann | 1450k | 7 | 1/0/0 | 40k | 0 - 1 | 1700k | 14 | 2/1/0 | 60k | 29k |
Popol et John | Shambling Undead | 1410k | 12 | 1/1/0 | 60k | 1 - 1 | 1440k | 10 | 1/0/0 | 70k | 32k |
Cathay Cobras | Human | 1410k | 15 | 1/1/0 | 50k | 2 - 2 | 1510k | 14 | 0/1/0 | 50k | 28k |
Dead Chicks Patrol | Necromantic Horror | 1440k | 15 | 2/1/0 | 60k | 1 - 1 | 1590k | 15 | 1/2/0 | 30k | 33k |
Get Shorties | Chaos Dwarf | 1400k | 15 | 0/1/1 | 60k | 2 - 0 | 1450k | 6 | 0/0/0 | 10k | 25k |
Eternal Champions of Death | Shambling Undead | 1540k | 15 | 3/1/1 | 60k | 0 - 1 | 1600k | 12 | 1/1/1 | 30k | 31k |
Chicas de la Vega Baja | Amazon | 1490k | 14 | 1/0/1 | 100k | 1 - 0 | 1470k | 0 | 0/0/0 | 0k | 26k |
Grungni's Grumblers | Dwarf | 1550k | 8 | 0/1/0 | 70k | 0 - 0 | 1560k | 8 | 0/0/1 | 70k | 32k |
Scabeiathrax Neutralizers | Nurgle | 1540k | 9 | 1/0/0 | 50k | 0 - 1 | 1540k | 13 | 1/1/0 | 80k | 31k |
Karak-Urz | Chaos Dwarf | 1450k | 12 | 2/0/0 | 50k | 1 - 2 | 1580k | 13 | 1/1/0 | 80k | 25k |
South City Scum [B] | Human | 1430k | 19 | 1/2/1 | 80k | 2 - 1 | 1450k | 11 | 1/0/0 | 20k | 26k |
Kalevalan Uusi Aika | Wood Elf | 1750k | 16 | 4/0/0 | 30k | 1 - 2 | 1470k | 12 | 0/0/0 | 60k | 28k |
InoxWall | Orc | 1350k | 17 | 0/3/0 | 50k | 2 - 0 | 1400k | 7 | 1/0/0 | 30k | 26k |
Caponata | Chaos Dwarf | 1380k | 9 | 2/0/0 | 60k | 0 - 1 | 1370k | 10 | 1/0/0 | 60k | 28k |
That Should Be Illegal | Nurgle | 1390k | 18 | 3/2/0 | 80k | 1 - 1 | 1400k | 12 | 2/0/0 | 40k | 28k |
Dislikes | Dwarf | 1380k | 17 | 3/0/0 | 60k | 2 - 0 | 1400k | 6 | 0/0/0 | 20k | 33k |
Paint it [B]lack | Skaven | 1410k | 15 | 1/1/1 | 20k | 2 - 1 | 1370k | 12 | 0/2/0 | 50k | 34k |
Lammer Heretics | Chaos Dwarf | 1410k | 9 | 0/2/0 | 50k | 0 - 0 | 1330k | 15 | 5/0/0 | 30k | 34k |
Asuryan's Phoenices | High Elf | 1440k | 14 | 0/2/1 | 60k | 1 - 2 | 1440k | 15 | 1/0/0 | 80k | 32k |
Nuevo ricos | High Elf | 1450k | 12 | 1/1/0 | 50k | 1 - 2 | 1450k | 13 | 0/0/0 | 80k | 30k |
Non-furry Animals | Lizardmen | 1490k | 12 | 2/0/0 | 30k | 1 - 0 | 1450k | 8 | 1/0/0 | 20k | 32k |
Zonk! | Orc | 1520k | 11 | 0/0/0 | 70k | 2 - 0 | 1550k | 11 | 1/1/1 | 40k | 27k |
Daggers of Lloth | Dark Elf | 1460k | 23 | 4/1/2 | 70k | 2 - 1 | 1590k | 12 | 0/1/0 | 10k | 26k |
Redemption Songs | High Elf | 1430k | 10 | 0/1/0 | 30k | 1 - 1 | 1540k | 10 | 0/0/0 | 60k | 30k |
Heavy Load Road Toads | Slann | 1480k | 11 | 0/0/0 | 70k | 2 - 0 | 1480k | 8 | 0/0/0 | 50k | 24k |
Lonely Mountain | Dwarf | 1540k | 10 | 2/0/0 | 40k | 0 - 1 | 1700k | 16 | 3/1/0 | 70k | 31k |
Colonnie Skaven | Skaven | 1510k | 14 | 1/0/2 | 60k | 1 - 2 | 1690k | 16 | 0/1/1 | 20k | 26k |
Ruette Asylum | Wood Elf | 1490k | 6 | 0/0/0 | 60k | 0 - 1 | 1470k | 10 | 0/0/1 | 70k | 31k |