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Striking Thunder Beards!  Home Mount Thunderclap Stadium The Thunderarena Coach Manzoo Race Dwarf Colors Gold, Blue and Grey The Beards! Records Current Best Players MA6ST3AG3AV9 BRIAN BLESSED ―Captain― (MA+, Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Stand Firm) One of the loudest and most passionate players the SWL has ever seen. So far, he has lead his team to 2 Conference titles. Brian is adamant they will win the grand prize before his retirement. MA6ST3AG4AV8 FOREST GUMP ―Legend― (Block, +AG, Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Leader, Strip-Ball, Kick-off-Return, Tackle) He is without doubt the greatest player the Beards have ever known. Give him the ball, point him in the right direction, and he will do the rest. MA6ST3AG4AV8 Prince Vultan ―Royalty!― (Block, +AG, Tackle, Guard, Thick Skull) Do believe your eyes folks. This dwarf does have wings. Not that he can fly much with all that armour. But it does give in a little more pep in his step Season Records
Team Records
Results
Season 64 & 66 Conference Champions! Twice Champions!! - (Active Players) Twice Champions!! - (Dead or Retired) Champions!! - (Dead or Retired) MA4ST3AG2AV9 HAGRID ――――――Violent―――――― (Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, MightyBlow, Dauntless, Fend, Stand Firm) Fearless Hagrid loved a good punch up. He was usually found on the frontline hurting somebody or something. With 28 casualties and 5 killed he nearly surpassed The Dude for most violent Thunder Beard! Fouled and killed by Robert Vileorc in a match against the Macabre Morticians MA5ST3AG2AV9 THE DUDE ――――Killer Dwarf―――― (MA+, Block, Tackle, MB, PO, Thick-Skull, Dauntless) Known by fans as the last of the POMBERS. Season 65 player of the season and still holds the Thunder Beards’ casualty record of 29 including 6 kills. Died after failing a dodge while playing against Public Service Announcement in Season 67. MA5ST3AG3AV8 Evil Spock ―――――Super Blitzer――――― (Block, Tackle, Thick-Skull, Guard, MB, Jump-up) He was an excellent all-rounder, and even managed an interception in their amazing 3-0 win against Psych Lab. Killed playing against Public Service Announcement by Love Machine in Season 67. MA7ST3AG3AV8 SEBASTIEN CHABAL ―――Fast Runner――― (Block, Sure-Hands, Thick-Skull, Ma+, Leader) Often overshadowed by the amazing Forest Gump, and a slow starter. It took him 15 games to score his first touchdown! However, he became a cult hero in season 66 where he was key to his sides league win. Killed by Ltdssk in a match against Slumbering Skink MA5ST3AG2AV8 BLUTO ―Lightning Quick Blocker― (MA+, MA+, MA-, Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Stand Firm Guard) Bluto was the fastest dwarf blocker in the southern wastes. Not the most violent nor flashy, but this unsung hero was always Manzoo's first name on the team sheet. Survived to retirement with two trophies! MA4ST3AG2AV9 Hillbilly Jim ――――――Jigger―――――― (Block Thick-Skull Tackle) What did he achieve? Well…. he managed to fracture his leg on his debut after a ridiculous jig. And… er…… also managed to not die in his second game. Other than that, nothing! Not even one block. Thankfully, in Jim’s third game, Urban Nightmare's Tunnel1 spared The Beards! of anymore embarrassment. MA4ST3AG2AV9 Mr Twit ――――――Twit―――――― (Block Thick-Skull Tackle) Mr Twit was a twit. He was born a twit. And after getting killed in The Beards! first ever game, he will remain a twit forever. All Time Player Records All-time Greats 195 Forest Gump, Runner 86 Hagrid, Blocker (†) 67 Haystacks, Blocker All-time Scorers 55 Forest Gump, Runner 25 Sebastien Chabal, Runner (†) 6 Brian Blessed, Blitzer All-time most violent 29 The Dude, Blocker(†) 28 Hagrid, Blocker (†) 21 Haystacks, Blocker All-time Killer 6 The Dude, Blocker(†) 5 Hagrid, Blocker 3 Haystacks, Blocker All-time Oldest Gits 68 Forest Gump, Runner 64 Brian Blessed, Blitzer 60 Bluto, Blocker (R) All-time Bashers 378 Hagrid, Blocker (†) 305 The Dude, Blocker (†) 271 Kristofer Hivju, Troll Slayer (†) All-time Booters 13 RoboDwarf, Deathroller 9 Haystacks, Blocker 8 Trevor Philips, Deathroller All-time Rushers 1494 Forest Gump, Runner 135 Sebasstien Chabal, Runner (†) 73 Santa, Runner (†) All-time Passer 23 Forest Gump, Runner 11 Prince Vultan, Blitzer 2 Adam Kleeberger, Runner All-time Completions 4 B Blessed Blitzer / F Gump, Runner 3 Prince Vultan, Blitzer Interceptor 1 Evil Spock, Blitzer(†) All-time MVPS 8 Bluto, Blocker 6 Hagrid, Blocker 6 Prince Vultan, Blitzer INDIVIDUAL AWARDS 69 Golden Heart Brian Blessed 69 Golden Heart Bluto 69 SWL All-Star Forest Gump 68 SWL All-Star Forest Gump 68 Silver Ball Forest Gump 68 Silver Slipper Forest Gump 64 Silver Slipper Forest Gump 63 Bronze Slipper Forest Gump Match Records (Casualties 2)
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| Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| 1 |
Troll Slayer
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5 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull Tackle, Mighty Blow, Guard |
35 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 4 | 44/51 | 150k
(90+60)k |
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| 2 |
Troll Slayer
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5 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull Mighty Blow, Juggernaut |
21 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 2 | 20/31 | 130k
(90+40)k |
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| 3 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull +MA, Guard, Tackle, Stand Firm |
-ag, m | 64 | 4 | 6 | 0 | 11 | 3 | 59/76 | 170k
(0)k |
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| 4 |
Blitzer
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5 | 3 | 4 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull +AG, Tackle, Guard |
28 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 44/51 | 160k
(80+80)k |
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| 5 |
Runner
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6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull Block, +AG, Kick-Off Return, Leader, Strip Ball, Tackle |
68 | 4 | 55 | 0 | 3 | 4 | Legend 195 |
220k
(80+140)k |
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| 6 |
Blocker
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 70k
(70+0)k |
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| 7 |
Runner
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/6 | 80k
(80+0)k |
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| 8 |
Blocker
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 70k
(70+0)k |
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| 10 |
Blocker
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 70k
(70+0)k |
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| 12 |
Blocker
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull Mighty Blow |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 9/16 | 90k
(70+20)k |
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| 13 |
Blocker
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull Guard, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Dauntless |
56 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 21 | 5 | 67/76 | 150k
(70+80)k |
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| 14 |
Blocker
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull |
14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 70k
(70+0)k |
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| 15 |
Blocker
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/6 | 70k
(70+0)k |
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| 16 |
Deathroller
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4 | 7 | 1 | 10 | Break Tackle, Dirty Player, Juggernaut, Loner, Mighty Blow, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stand Firm Guard, Grab |
9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 16/31 | 200k
(160+40)k |
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| 13 players (+1 player missing next game) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Games Played: | 69 (29/18/22) | | | TD Diff: | 0 (83 - 83) | | | Cas Diff: | 68 (113/61/25 - 81/37/13) |
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| Last Opponent: Blackwater Glee Club | |||||||
| For | Against | ||||||||||
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| Opponent | Race | TV | SPP | Cas | Gold | Score | TV | SPP | Cas | Gold | Gate |
 Da Killa Kartel | Orc | 1000k | 8 | 0/0/0 | 60k | 1 - 1 | 920k | 15 | 1/0/1 | 50k | 14k |
| Doddle | Skaven | 1010k | 12 | 2/0/0 | 30k | 1 - 2 | 1360k | 12 | 0/0/0 | 50k | 19k |
| For all the Steaks | Dark Elf | 1080k | 7 | 1/0/0 | 50k | 0 - 3 | 1360k | 18 | 1/0/0 | 30k | 24k |
| Fizzy-Good MakeFeelNice | Underworld Denizens | 1080k | 12 | 2/0/0 | 70k | 1 - 1 | 1150k | 9 | 0/0/0 | 50k | 16k |
| Bong Bong Blood Bankers | Vampire | 1110k | 14 | 2/1/1 | 60k | 0 - 2 | 1340k | 11 | 0/0/0 | 60k | 18k |
 Bribery and Corruption | Goblin | 1130k | 17 | 3/0/0 | 70k | 2 - 1 | 1490k | 10 | 1/1/0 | 50k | 20k |
| Morgwegian | Norse | 1200k | 12 | 0/0/1 | 70k | 1 - 1 | 770k | 10 | 1/0/0 | 70k | 18k |
| Sphinxes from Mars | Tomb Kings | 1360k | 13 | 0/2/1 | 50k | 1 - 2 | 1950k | 18 | 1/1/1 | 50k | 22k |
| Office Rats | Skaven | 1290k | 14 | 2/1/0 | 40k | 1 - 0 | 1340k | 6 | 0/0/0 | 50k | 23k |
| Black as Death | Human | 1320k | 12 | 1/1/0 | 20k | 1 - 1 | 1270k | 12 | 1/0/0 | 40k | 22k |
| Colour of Money | Goblin | 1330k | 14 | 1/2/0 | 40k | 1 - 1 | 1410k | 8 | 0/0/0 | 20k | 23k |
| Cocksville Blockers | Human | 1360k | 16 | 2/2/0 | 60k | 1 - 2 | 1540k | 13 | 0/0/0 | 80k | 21k |
| Psych Lab | Skaven | 1460k | 25 | 2/1/2 | 50k | 3 - 0 | 1870k | 15 | 4/0/0 | 70k | 24k |
| Mexican Standoff 2016 | High Elf | 1600k | 14 | 2/1/0 | 40k | 1 - 1 | 1770k | 13 | 1/0/0 | 80k | 31k |
| Horrors Of Skye | Necromantic Horror | 1690k | 14 | 2/1/0 | 50k | 1 - 0 | 1700k | 7 | 1/0/0 | 50k | 30k |
| Blackwater Glee Club | Chaos Chosen | 1720k | 15 | 2/1/1 | 70k | 2 - 1 | 2070k | 19 | 4/1/0 | 60k | 31k |
| Large Head-on Colliders | Chaos Dwarf | 1660k | 17 | 2/1/1 | 80k | 2 - 1 | 1910k | 11 | 0/1/0 | 40k | 19k |
| Urban Nightmare | Chaos Chosen | 1720k | 15 | 2/0/0 | 60k | 2 - 1 | 1640k | 12 | 0/0/1 | 20k | 31k |
| Chaos All Sorts | Chaos Renegade | 1720k | 12 | 1/0/1 | 80k | 1 - 1 | 1990k | 11 | 1/0/0 | 30k | 30k |
| Asha'maniac | Dwarf | 1740k | 5 | 0/0/0 | 30k | 0 - 2 | 2010k | 12 | 0/0/0 | 60k | 27k |
| Error 404 afterlife not found | Necromantic Horror | 1810k | 7 | 0/0/1 | 30k | 0 - 1 | 2060k | 18 | 4/2/0 | 50k | 31k |
| Mexican Standoff 2016 | High Elf | 1670k | 14 | 2/0/1 | 50k | 1 - 2 | 1690k | 16 | 1/0/0 | 50k | 31k |
| Slumbering Skink | Lizardmen | 1750k | 8 | 1/0/0 | 40k | 0 - 1 | 1940k | 10 | 1/0/0 | 40k | 28k |
| Wäŋa Warriors | Orc | 1740k | 12 | 2/0/0 | 20k | 1 - 1 | 1900k | 8 | 0/0/0 | 40k | 32k |
| Wings of the Condor | Elven Union | 1800k | 10 | 1/1/0 | 50k | 0 - 3 | 1650k | 15 | 0/0/0 | 70k | 25k |
| Steaked | Dark Elf | 1800k | 14 | 2/1/0 | 50k | 1 - 2 | 1750k | 17 | 2/0/0 | 20k | 33k |
| Macabre Morticians | Shambling Undead | 1810k | 17 | 1/2/0 | 50k | 2 - 1 | 1670k | 12 | 1/0/1 | 60k | 30k |
| Madness Mountain Misery | Nurgle | 1830k | 14 | 0/1/0 | 40k | 2 - 1 | 2050k | 9 | 3/0/0 | 50k | 28k |
| Mexican Standoff 2016 | High Elf | 1830k | 14 | 1/0/0 | 70k | 2 - 2 | 1840k | 14 | 0/0/0 | 30k | 21k |
| Port Macquarie Snowleopards | Wood Elf | 1840k | 15 | 2/0/0 | 60k | 2 - 1 | 1710k | 10 | 0/0/0 | 50k | 31k |
| Wonga Wonga Whalekillers | Norse | 1850k | 14 | 1/0/2 | 50k | 1 - 1 | 1980k | 16 | 3/1/0 | 70k | 25k |
| Dallas Drowboys | Dark Elf | 1770k | 17 | 2/0/1 | 30k | 2 - 0 | 2230k | 8 | 0/0/0 | 30k | 29k |
| Horrors Of Skye | Necromantic Horror | 1930k | 19 | 3/1/0 | 60k | 2 - 1 | 1850k | 14 | 3/0/0 | 20k | 31k |
| Wäŋa Warriors | Orc | 1890k | 17 | 1/4/0 | 30k | 1 - 1 | 2100k | 14 | 3/0/0 | 50k | 28k |
| Blackwater Glee Club | Chaos Chosen | 2030k | 8 | 0/0/0 | 20k | 1 - 2 | 2350k | 25 | 2/3/1 | 60k | 31k |
| Autumn's leaves | Wood Elf | 1520k | 16 | 3/1/0 | 40k | 1 - 0 | 1730k | 7 | 0/1/0 | 70k | 32k |
| Slumbering Skink | Lizardmen | 1770k | 16 | 3/1/0 | 70k | 1 - 1 | 1660k | 14 | 2/0/1 | 40k | 34k |
| Large Head-on Colliders | Chaos Dwarf | 1780k | 19 | 3/1/0 | 60k | 2 - 1 | 1920k | 11 | 2/0/0 | 40k | 30k |
| Public Service Announcement | Chaos Chosen | 1860k | 7 | 0/0/1 | 40k | 0 - 2 | 2010k | 25 | 5/2/1 | 50k | 30k |
| Steaked | Dark Elf | 1440k | 17 | 3/0/0 | 50k | 2 - 1 | 1790k | 12 | 0/1/0 | 30k | 30k |
| Asha'maniac | Dwarf | 1650k | 11 | 2/1/1 | 60k | 0 - 0 | 1970k | 11 | 1/2/0 | 70k | 33k |
| Redgum's Revolutionaries | Chaos Renegade | 1490k | 24 | 4/0/1 | 70k | 3 - 0 | 1630k | 7 | 0/1/0 | 30k | 32k |
| [SWL] Jeagers | High Elf | 1780k | 15 | 1/2/0 | 20k | 1 - 1 | 2040k | 10 | 0/0/0 | 60k | 33k |
| Southern Warpstone Scavengers | Underworld Denizens | 1860k | 25 | 3/3/1 | 70k | 2 - 1 | 1480k | 9 | 0/0/0 | 50k | 29k |
| More Than Ballgowns | Amazon | 1980k | 20 | 1/3/0 | 60k | 3 - 1 | 2010k | 12 | 0/2/0 | 60k | 31k |
| Pink 'n Scabby | Lizardmen | 1700k | 8 | 0/0/0 | 60k | 1 - 2 | 1770k | 15 | 2/1/0 | 60k | 33k |
| Mexican Standoff 2016 | High Elf | 2020k | 17 | 2/2/0 | 40k | 2 - 1 | 2220k | 10 | 0/0/0 | 20k | 36k |
| Wings of the Condor | Elven Union | 2020k | 11 | 2/1/0 | 60k | 0 - 3 | 1990k | 21 | 0/0/1 | 60k | 35k |
| Prancing Unicorns | Orc | 1950k | 11 | 2/1/0 | 60k | 1 - 1 | 2340k | 16 | 3/1/0 | 70k | 38k |
| Cult of Monroe | Amazon | 1920k | 13 | 0/1/0 | 40k | 2 - 0 | 1640k | 10 | 2/0/0 | 20k | 26k |
| Settra's Sons | Tomb Kings | 2070k | 18 | 1/3/1 | 50k | 1 - 0 | 1750k | 9 | 1/0/0 | 20k | 30k |
| New World Winers and Diners | Vampire | 2020k | 9 | 1/1/0 | 30k | 0 - 1 | 1950k | 9 | 0/0/0 | 50k | 28k |
| Compare the Meerkat | Skaven | 2060k | 13 | 1/1/0 | 40k | 1 - 2 | 2160k | 13 | 0/0/0 | 60k | 20k |
| Wings of the Condor | Elven Union | 2080k | 19 | 2/1/1 | 30k | 2 - 1 | 2050k | 10 | 0/0/0 | 10k | 34k |
| Urban Nightmare | Chaos Chosen | 2110k | 13 | 1/0/0 | 80k | 2 - 1 | 1730k | 16 | 1/3/0 | 10k | 34k |
| Pink 'n Scabby | Lizardmen | 2080k | 5 | 0/0/0 | 30k | 0 - 2 | 2020k | 11 | 0/0/0 | 70k | 39k |
| Blackwater Glee Club | Chaos Chosen | 2290k | 17 | 4/2/0 | 60k | 0 - 3 | 2510k | 24 | 2/2/1 | 20k | 33k |
| Prancing Unicorns | Orc | 1870k | 12 | 1/1/0 | 70k | 1 - 0 | 2140k | 6 | 0/0/0 | 60k | 31k |
| Wonga Wonga Whalekillers | Norse | 2010k | 12 | 2/0/0 | 80k | 1 - 1 | 1830k | 12 | 1/1/0 | 40k | 30k |
| Port Macquarie Snowleopards | Wood Elf | 1870k | 21 | 4/1/0 | 80k | 2 - 1 | 2060k | 12 | 0/1/0 | 30k | 30k |
| Macabre Morticians | Shambling Undead | 2150k | 14 | 3/0/0 | 40k | 1 - 1 | 1900k | 21 | 4/5/1 | 30k | 36k |
| Griffon Gate Sentinels | High Elf | 1650k | 14 | 1/2/0 | 70k | 1 - 2 | 1600k | 15 | 1/0/0 | 20k | 29k |
| Compare the Meerkat | Skaven | 2030k | 14 | 2/1/0 | 60k | 1 - 4 | 2300k | 28 | 3/2/0 | 60k | 37k |
| Death Leopards | Dark Elf | 1940k | 21 | 1/4/0 | 70k | 2 - 1 | 1550k | 10 | 0/0/0 | 40k | 38k |
| Pink 'n Scabby | Lizardmen | 1980k | 18 | 3/0/2 | 70k | 1 - 1 | 1980k | 12 | 2/0/0 | 60k | 27k |
| Urban Nightmare | Chaos Chosen | 2080k | 14 | 2/0/1 | 70k | 1 - 0 | 2150k | 12 | 2/0/1 | 30k | 32k |
| Steaked | Dark Elf | 1980k | 16 | 2/1/2 | 50k | 1 - 0 | 2280k | 9 | 1/1/0 | 40k | 37k |
| Styx und Warpstones | Underworld Denizens | 2070k | 22 | 3/1/1 | 50k | 2 - 1 | 1860k | 16 | 2/0/2 | 30k | 36k |
| Blackwater Glee Club | Chaos Chosen | 2000k | 10 | 2/1/0 | 10k | 1 - 2 | 2640k | 23 | 4/1/0 | 30k | 34k |