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NZ invaders claimed by Aussie
P [L] Elven Union


NZ Invaders claimed by Aussie

TEAM HISTORY
This team was originally founded by players, people and objects (who can play cos NZ objects are that amazing) who all originated in New Zealand, invaded Aussie shores and were so amazing that the Aussies claim them as their own.

They have become one of the longest standing SSL teams with a freakish ability to roll +stats, boasting 5 Agility 5 players, 3 Movement 9 players and a strength and agility boosted blitzer at their height.



Team Record
SSL Season 3: Played: 5 Won: 1 Drew: 0 Lost: 4 - 4th/6
SSL Season 4: Played: 5 Won: 2 Drew: 1 Lost: 2 - 3rd/6
SSL Season 5: Played: 5 Won: 3 Drew: 1 Lost: 1 - 2nd/6
SSL Season 6: Played: 5 Won: 2 Drew: 2 Lost: 1 - 3rd/6
SSL Season 7: Played: 5 Won: 3 Drew: 1 Lost: 1 - 2nd/6
SSL Season 8: Played: 5 Won: 3 Drew: 2 Lost: 0 - 2nd/6
SSL Season 9: Played: 5 Won: 2 Drew: 2 Lost: 1 - 3rd/6
SSL Season 10: Played: 5 Won: 3 Drew: 0 Lost: 2 - 3rd/6
SSL Season 11: Played: 5 Won: 2 Drew: 2 Lost: 1 - 3rd/6
SSL Season 14: Played: 3 Won: 2 Drew: 1 Lost: 0 - 2nd/6
SSL Highlights
Biggest win: 5-0 vs
Skye Plague SSL
Best casualty score: 3-1 vs
Chaotic Blitzers
Most team SPP's in a game: 25 vs
Skye Plague SSL

Most Successful Season: Season 5, Equal 1st in Division, but 2nd on count back. Also 2nd in Season 7 and 8.
Honours & Awards
Season 3
Crowded House - "Hogging all the Glory" - Ran in 3 touchdowns with a mere 14 paces advanced, nice finishing.

Season 4
Dragon - "Giving it all Away" - With 80 paces advanced, never scoring is some form of generosity.

Season 5
Sam Neill - "Going all the Way" - With 57 paces advanced and 8 touchdowns scored for it!

Season 7
Sam Neill - "Subtle Threat" - With 2 casualties caused from 3 blocks made, beware.

Keith Urban - "Hogging all the Glory" - Ran in 4 touchdowns with a mere 15 paces advanced, nice finishing.

Valerie Adams - "Giving it all Away" - With 41 paces advanced, never scoring is some form of generosity.

Season 8
Valerie Adams - "Giving it all Away" - With 100 paces advanced, never scoring is some form of generosity.

Keith Urban - "Hogging all the Glory" - Ran in 4 touchdowns with a mere 27 paces advanced, nice finishing.

Season 9
Valerie Adams - "Giving it all Away" - With 84 paces advanced, never scoring is some form of generosity.

Season 10
Valerie Adams - "Giving it all Away" - With 126 paces advanced, never scoring is some form of generosity.

Sam Neill - "Going all the Way" - With 57 paces advanced and 7 touchdowns scored for it!

Season 11
Valerie Adams - "Giving it all Away" - With 83 paces advanced, never scoring is some form of generosity.

Kimbra - "Hogging all the Glory" - Ran in 6 touchdowns with a mere 32 paces advanced, nice finishing.

Brendan Julian - "Ever so Valuable" - Thrice given the Best of the Match award, none too obvious why.

Season 14
Valerie Adams - "Giving it all Away" - With 94 paces advanced, never scoring is some form of generosity.

Hall of Fame
Team Legends
None have lived long enough....

Best Players per Position
Crowded House - 81 SPP's
Valerie Adams - 90 SSP's
Sam Neill - 149 SPP's
Dragon (✝RIP) - 33 SPP's


Most Games Played:
Sam Neill - 47
Most Touchdowns:
Sam Neill - 39
Most Pass Completions:
Valerie Adams - 58
Most Casualties:
Kimbra - 10
Most Interceptions:
None yet
Most Fouls:
Dragon (✝RIP) - 6



Memorable Past Players
Eventually all players must move on, especially elven ones with whom other teams have a unjustified hatred. Thus, much elf blood feeds the lush turf. Below are those with whom fans will remember with fondness.

West Island (✝RIP) - 48 SPP's - A Str 4, Ag 5 wonder, assaulted by Nobbla and his chainsaw.

Dragon (✝RIP) - 33 SPP's - A Blodging Ag5, the initial make shift thrower until Valerie arrived, A fragile AV6, creuly fouled by a dirty Human


New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Brendan Julian
Blitzer
7 3 5 8
Block, Side Step
Dodge, Guard, Tackle, +AG
   27 3 1 0 3 8 52/76 220k
(110+110)k
  
2
Crowded House
Blitzer
7 3 5 8
Block, Side Step
Tackle, Dodge, +AG, Guard, Leap
 n 52 5 7 0 7 9 85/176 240k
(110+130)k
  
3
Valerie Adams
Thrower
6 3 5 7
Pass
Accurate, +AG, Block, Dodge, Safe Throw
   45 81 0 0 1 6 113/176 190k
(70+120)k
  
4
Sam Neill
Catcher
9 3 6 7
Catch, Nerves Of Steel
Dodge, +MA, +AG, Block, Leap, +AG
   57 13 48 0 5 3 Legend
182
 270k
(100+170)k
  
5
Scott McLaughlin
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch, Nerves Of Steel
Dodge
   1 0 2 0 0 1 11/16 120k
(100+20)k
  
6
Kimbra
Catcher
8 4 4 7
Catch, Nerves Of Steel
Dodge, +MA, Block, Tackle, +ST
 -ma 52 8 23 0 16 4 129/176 240k
(100+140)k
  
7
Lorde
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch, Nerves Of Steel
Dodge, Block, Side Step
   9 1 7 0 0 2 32/51 160k
(100+60)k
  
8
Danielle Cormack
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Kick
   10 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 80k
(60+20)k
  
9
Jenny Morris
Lineman
6 3 4 7   9 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
10
Noiseworks
Lineman
6 3 4 7   7 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
13
Allison Durbin
Lineman
6 3 4 7   9 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
14
Ricky May
Lineman
6 3 4 7   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
15
Jon Stevens
Lineman
6 3 4 7 m 6 0 0 1 0 0 2/6 60k
(0)k
  
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: JPM Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Elven Union Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 2110k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 890k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2170k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:58 (29/14/15) |TD Diff:33 (126 - 93) |Cas Diff:-131 (38/16/12 - 113/63/21)
Last Opponent: Teenage Grandfathers

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Jim Lahey ExperienceNorse1000k91/2/040k0 - 21390k130/0/260k18k
Chaotic blitzersChaos Chosen990k182/1/060k2 - 1990k100/0/140k17k
Ripper City Sickle-ChuckersSkaven1090k110/0/160k1 - 31420k202/0/080k23k
Wasteland ScaggersUnderworld Denizens1170k133/1/160k1 - 21390k193/1/070k15k
Backpacker MurdersShambling Undead1120k121/0/050k1 - 21130k172/2/060k13k
Wasteland ScaggersUnderworld Denizens1190k120/1/050k1 - 11380k100/1/040k20k
Southsearching ReaversChaos Renegade1230k150/0/030k2 - 31520k223/0/180k23k
Backpacker MurdersShambling Undead1280k170/0/080k3 - 21180k171/1/130k21k
Last of the V8 InterceptorsOrc1290k140/0/030k2 - 01080k81/0/030k14k
ECB Ladies Ashes TourAmazon1380k110/0/020k1 - 21910k194/0/090k33k
Toadal AnnihilationSlann1420k241/0/070k5 - 21160k191/0/120k20k
West Side Warp TalonsChaos Chosen1530k141/0/090k2 - 21400k171/1/020k19k
Noisome Swarthy WoodsmenWood Elf1440k203/0/060k2 - 31950k263/0/140k28k
Deepwater LurkersTomb Kings1650k171/0/060k2 - 01410k71/2/170k25k
Bullies Bullys Chaos Dwarf1490k210/0/030k4 - 21870k161/1/050k31k
Black Gulf BreakersDwarf1690k60/0/060k0 - 21760k191/2/180k27k
Wasteland ScaggersUnderworld Denizens1600k171/1/070k2 - 21480k173/1/030k30k
ECB Ladies Ashes TourAmazon1830k181/1/060k2 - 12190k131/1/020k31k
Pull My FingersOrc1780k140/0/050k2 - 01080k93/0/010k24k
Southsearching ReaversChaos Renegade1980k140/0/070k2 - 21830k182/1/050k34k
West Side Warp TalonsChaos Chosen1890k151/0/050k2 - 11690k131/1/030k28k
They Called It SurvivalVampire1920k140/0/110k1 - 21880k162/3/060k32k
Skye Plague SSLNurgle1620k190/1/050k3 - 11240k164/1/070k25k
World Renowned Sewer DiversSkaven1860k170/2/070k3 - 11040k121/0/060k24k
Noisome Swarthy WoodsmenWood Elf2090k101/1/160k1 - 12000k132/0/120k30k
We are WawalagTomb Kings2000k171/0/060k3 - 01410k82/1/060k27k
Black Gulf BreakersDwarf1970k161/0/260k1 - 11790k121/1/070k33k
GregariousGoblin1940k140/0/160k1 - 11150k123/1/140k19k
Diggers of GravesShambling Undead1890k211/1/170k2 - 11020k123/2/060k18k
Seaviates AttackUnderworld Denizens1600k181/0/050k3 - 21090k130/0/110k26k
GregariousGoblin1920k130/0/070k2 - 21270k193/2/030k24k
Hot SakeOgre1580k201/0/090k4 - 11000k205/2/110k25k
Everton UnderdarkDark Elf1820k160/0/040k3 - 21330k120/1/060k30k
They Called It SurvivalVampire1940k151/0/080k2 - 22270k204/3/060k39k
Ravageport Ne'er–Do–Well's Human1580k70/0/070k0 - 31450k141/0/170k37k
Noisome Swarthy WoodsmenWood Elf1940k131/0/030k1 - 41520k231/1/060k27k
Ravageport Ne'er–Do–Well's Human1810k70/0/060k0 - 21710k173/2/260k23k
Hot SakeOgre1710k152/0/060k2 - 11570k121/1/040k27k
World Renowned Sewer DiversSkaven1860k230/1/280k3 - 11800k172/2/040k30k
Coort-In-Guyz Council CretinsGoblin1770k172/0/070k2 - 11590k122/1/060k33k
Skye Plague SSLNurgle1950k250/0/140k5 - 01930k121/2/060k30k
Mopping Beards Chaos Dwarf1950k130/0/070k2 - 21400k133/1/140k29k
World Renowned Sewer DiversSkaven1820k210/1/030k3 - 31550k264/1/030k32k
Redgum's RascalsOrc2010k232/0/080k4 - 01680k131/3/030k33k
Southern ShrikeHigh Elf1960k121/0/040k1 - 22140k182/3/070k33k
Imperial MoffsLizardmen1800k180/0/080k3 - 11290k112/1/060k36k
Burn it to the GroundShambling Undead1960k150/0/020k2 - 21570k204/1/040k32k
KhornicopiaDaemons of Khorne2030k181/0/060k3 - 11120k162/3/140k25k
Balthor's FellowshipChaos Renegade1970k191/0/040k3 - 11960k275/2/160k28k
El-Baraks Whirling DeadvishesShambling Undead2070k130/0/060k2 - 11730k80/0/060k40k
Blue Mountain GiantsDwarf2120k141/0/160k1 - 21700k194/0/070k29k
Norlanders XINorse2200k130/0/070k2 - 21680k213/1/140k36k
Sea-Feud Basket CasesChaos Renegade1960k181/0/050k3 - 01690k80/1/040k28k
Wellington Hipsters CollectiveElven Union2200k171/0/050k2 - 31660k211/1/060k31k
Killer Heelz 2016Dark Elf2150k180/0/080k3 - 21340k215/2/030k25k
Blocky Horror Chaos ShowChaos Chosen2260k190/0/070k3 - 12070k100/1/070k25k
Loec's LoggersWood Elf2280k221/1/080k3 - 31710k140/0/070k34k
Teenage GrandfathersUnderworld Denizens2260k251/1/050k5 - 31650k242/1/160k30k