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Ulthuan Invitational XV - Out in the first round of qualifier...far too outclassed.

The "I FEAR NO DORF/CHORF!" Wall of Pain, ye be warned any and all shortrounds who challenge the Spaceballs for your game will be posted here for every victory we claim over you:




May each one serve as a badge of honor for us and may we collect a great many more. Let it serve as a gateway for all the Ogre coaches of FUMBBL who are reluctant to accept that eager challenge of theirs.

Fear not the Dorf, for he can be killed like any other. Fear not the Chorf, for his claw will pen nothing if you hit him first.

The snot may break, but if he filled a need for the drive then his purpose was served. The ogre may bonehead, but will get to try again next turn.

A Dorf may have already won in his mind, but break him early and watch his resolve waver in the face of your sheer weight and might. Let his arrogance be his downfall, and as you stare down each one remember the rallying cry.

Say it loudly and let it be heard throughout the Ogre Kingdom:

I FEAR NO DORF!!!

Barf the Third's epitaph, may it remind me to be a better coach in the future.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Break Tackle, Block
  17 0 0 0 8 1 21/31 190k
(140+50)k
 
2
Ogre
6 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
+MA, Block, Break Tackle, Guard, Stand Firm, Tackle
  107 0 7 1 73 14 Legend
239
290k
(140+150)k
 
3
Ogre
6 5 3 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
+MA, Break Tackle, +AG, Juggernaut, Guard
  43 2 15 0 11 13 134/176 270k
(140+130)k
 
4
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Block
  4 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 170k
(140+30)k
 
5
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Break Tackle
  8 0 0 0 2 2 14/16 160k
(140+20)k
 
6
Runt Punter
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Kick Team-Mate, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull
Break Tackle, Guard, Stand Firm, Leader, Grab
  63 0 2 0 23 5 77/176 250k
(150+100)k
 
7
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
  10 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
 
8
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Diving Tackle
n 19 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 40k
(20+20)k
 
9
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
  16 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
 
10
Gnoblar
5 1 3 4
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Diving Tackle
-av, -st, m 59 1 0 0 1 1 8/16 40k
(0)k
 
11
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
 
12
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Diving Tackle
  9 0 2 0 0 1 11/16 40k
(20+20)k
 
13
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
  8 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
 
14
Gnoblar
6 1 3 4
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
+MA, Sprint, Sure Feet, Block
-av 51 1 9 0 0 8 68/76 120k
(20+100)k
 
15
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
 
16
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
 
15 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Bluegill87 Re-Rolls (140k): 5  
Race: Ogre Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 1960k / 2140k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 150k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2180k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:141 (37/39/65) |TD Diff:-55 (144 - 199) |Cas Diff:-341 (206/92/37 - 470/141/65)
Last Opponent: Cheery Fellas

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Denver Death EatersDark Elf1000k100/0/150k1 - 11000k192/2/140k10k
Dorfhammer XLkDwarf990k171/1/180k2 - 11000k122/0/060k9k
Blame GamersChaos Renegade1090k163/1/070k1 - 01090k175/0/160k15k
Cartoon Mice UnitedSkaven1290k123/0/060k1 - 11230k173/1/060k28k
Salt Lake WreckersShambling Undead1320k80/0/030k1 - 11390k152/1/070k30k
KetesplotoNorse1350k141/2/060k1 - 01230k112/0/110k19k
Scamot EggsLizardmen1400k80/0/040k1 - 11540k184/1/040k28k
Paladins Of PurpleChaos Chosen1520k113/0/040k0 - 31480k202/0/150k31k
Feisty Reptile CrewLizardmen1590k80/1/060k0 - 21600k193/2/030k26k
Mount Cook RumbleOrc1480k92/0/010k0 - 11580k142/1/070k24k
BrabarosNorse1580k172/1/060k2 - 01550k154/1/060k30k
Kitchen WarfareOrc1670k80/0/040k1 - 11730k182/2/140k42k
Vunerable TadgersOgre1490k50/0/040k0 - 11700k215/2/150k31k
Karak Nhati BengalsDwarf1610k80/0/030k1 - 21390k172/0/080k34k
common cold (hearted)Nurgle1630k161/2/160k1 - 11700k163/1/030k26k
Blazers Fire Elves of DarknessDark Elf1360k101/0/030k1 - 11430k163/0/070k20k
MutazioneUnderworld Denizens1550k100/1/020k1 - 21490k152/0/070k36k
Sint-josse-ten-noode DrosophiNurgle1690k92/0/050k0 - 11520k143/0/070k23k
OrknesserOrc1690k131/0/080k2 - 11900k121/0/130k31k
RaatelupiskitNecromantic Horror1730k102/0/040k1 - 21670k203/0/150k36k
Recruiters UtdNecromantic Horror1720k101/0/010k1 - 21810k151/1/130k26k
CraftwerkElven Union1600k161/1/030k1 - 41600k356/1/020k35k
Team That RNG ForgotHuman1740k90/0/060k1 - 31500k275/1/020k34k
Bearded BashturdsChaos Dwarf1750k101/0/030k1 - 21640k234/1/160k29k
Salt Lake WreckersShambling Undead1830k172/1/150k2 - 11850k205/3/050k26k
Blood RedChaos Chosen1820k100/2/010k1 - 21770k234/2/030k30k
Orcland ObliterationOrc1470k131/0/070k2 - 11700k233/4/050k27k
aDealightWood Elf1730k142/2/040k1 - 31880k212/0/070k39k
Smashing and GrabbingChaos Renegade1910k162/3/070k1 - 01700k71/1/040k26k
Gomorrah ThunderDark Elf1790k121/1/060k1 - 31730k234/0/080k30k
Bulbous BoyosNurgle1960k182/0/040k3 - 01470k113/1/060k30k
SkavorSkaven1740k101/0/020k1 - 21700k214/2/250k24k
Just a simple orc teamOrc1350k71/0/070k0 - 21310k254/3/060k26k
Simply IrresistibleWood Elf1110k163/0/170k1 - 21300k140/1/060k27k
Brutality FinestOrc1530k101/0/030k1 - 21610k308/0/130k29k
Irriducibili GalliHuman1610k100/1/010k1 - 51780k355/1/160k30k
GreDarkSoulsTrib IIIDark Elf1530k120/1/140k1 - 21720k243/1/170k30k
Wa[r]pstone WolvesUnderworld Denizens1670k122/0/020k1 - 11480k122/0/050k25k
TzeriouslyChaos Chosen1710k151/1/050k2 - 11670k215/0/140k26k
All Greek To Me!Lizardmen1740k141/1/160k1 - 21810k235/1/050k35k
Ugly Undeads UnitedShambling Undead1750k130/1/050k2 - 01810k182/3/250k29k
Da Orcshire RippazOrc1570k80/0/050k1 - 21520k171/3/070k22k
Earth of SummerOrc1740k70/1/040k0 - 12460k143/0/030k30k
GreDarkSoulsTrib IVDark Elf1850k101/0/040k1 - 31870k284/0/150k21k
Unsubtle KillTomb Kings1880k141/1/120k1 - 11810k204/1/040k28k
give me a huge plisNecromantic Horror1870k110/1/030k1 - 11600k162/3/030k25k
Undeadek'Shambling Undead1340k100/1/020k1 - 21700k245/2/080k32k
Coca Loca RLHigh Elf1920k90/2/050k0 - 42530k272/1/060k35k
La Compañia del TerrorUnderworld Denizens1940k92/0/020k0 - 21940k193/2/050k33k
secondary tryDark Elf1540k71/0/030k0 - 11520k225/1/120k25k
Mes laimesim!Halfling1740k164/0/140k1 - 11450k100/1/060k25k
HBCNoyellesOrc1730k80/1/040k1 - 21770k257/1/070k28k
Whalelf BallersHigh Elf1570k121/1/030k1 - 31480k253/1/060k30k
SalvadoresDark Elf1930k122/0/020k1 - 21740k277/0/020k25k
Heritage BoysOgre1970k164/0/120k1 - 11910k121/1/080k25k
Silent WindsWood Elf1820k101/0/060k1 - 21820k203/0/180k30k
Kalmar VikingsNorse1910k153/0/060k2 - 02130k152/3/060k20k
Scarti di MuseoTomb Kings1510k50/0/160k0 - 21630k172/1/070k33k
Cunning Linguistics 101Dark Elf1940k101/0/030k1 - 11850k184/2/070k19k
Smashmouth AllstarzOgre1780k186/0/060k1 - 11720k165/0/040k30k
Lupus NecrotusNecromantic Horror1970k100/1/010k1 - 22370k274/3/140k33k
Lord of painOrc1480k121/0/130k1 - 22190k172/0/030k20k
[R] Throwing it all awayHalfling1920k134/0/060k0 - 01260k134/0/020k20k
We lost CountsVampire1760k130/2/060k2 - 11720k131/0/040k17k
4444 NightmaresNecromantic Horror1950k132/1/250k0 - 31740k265/1/150k33k
Stinkfist's All-StarsNurgle1910k81/1/080k1 - 12110k152/1/140k22k
Harm'Em GlobetrottersOrc1450k121/1/050k1 - 01460k93/0/020k27k
Sins And PunishmentDark Elf1870k192/1/160k2 - 21960k263/2/070k31k
provetta WCUnderworld Denizens1860k143/0/120k0 - 31850k161/0/170k28k
Snotcrag SnifflersGoblin1710k142/3/030k1 - 11410k100/1/030k35k
Zufbar HammersDwarf1740k234/0/350k2 - 11920k204/1/110k32k
Scourers of NuffleNurgle1950k171/2/040k2 - 11910k192/2/260k36k
Ranked AmateursHuman1710k101/0/010k1 - 21530k214/1/050k37k
Jartisai Green DemonsGoblin1550k193/1/060k2 - 11320k185/0/130k21k
Celebrated PugilistsOgre1790k112/1/080k0 - 01740k130/3/140k30k
Darkland Daemonsmiths RChaos Dwarf1510k161/1/260k1 - 01360k101/0/120k33k
HamNurgler'sNurgle1820k130/0/170k2 - 01940k247/2/020k34k
Lordi de MammaChaos Chosen1820k174/1/060k2 - 01940k154/1/030k33k
Angry NewscastersTomb Kings1680k120/0/170k1 - 12010k259/0/020k33k
Archemedian PulliesDwarf1890k171/0/070k3 - 12590k246/1/020k26k
Bogenhafen LaundrymenNurgle1900k81/0/040k1 - 12000k186/2/030k27k
Dumme VoksneChaos Dwarf1430k141/0/040k2 - 31450k277/0/030k27k
mirandar city bbcHigh Elf1920k161/0/070k3 - 21940k223/1/060k22k
Knuckle GrindersChaos Dwarf1860k71/0/050k0 - 21990k212/2/180k28k
Primarcas 40KChaos Renegade1520k50/0/030k0 - 31440k265/0/170k33k
Kullstein FireTaurusesChaos Dwarf1610k121/2/020k1 - 31500k3410/0/170k26k
Born To Live ForeverWood Elf1660k203/2/080k1 - 11730k194/1/030k29k
Vessels of HateChaos Dwarf1800k131/1/040k1 - 11770k163/1/030k26k
NainducsIIChaos Dwarf1820k121/1/030k0 - 11940k203/3/020k26k
Serpent n SurfLizardmen1440k81/0/050k0 - 11490k174/0/050k25k
Slide Down TeamHuman1830k150/1/270k1 - 21750k213/1/070k29k
Red-Bull CentaursChaos Dwarf1670k91/0/060k0 - 31590k264/2/140k30k
Speedy in AfricaSkaven1840k122/1/060k0 - 21730k203/0/150k29k
Annandale AnvilsDwarf1840k140/0/040k3 - 02150k175/0/160k31k
clown-ratsSkaven1830k151/2/050k2 - 11600k80/0/060k28k
Bergen-BullsChaos Dwarf1870k92/0/020k0 - 11780k196/0/130k33k
Lequint Dickey Mining CompanyDwarf1730k101/0/030k1 - 11750k235/1/130k26k
Smashmouth AllstarzOgre1770k91/1/060k0 - 12070k101/0/060k36k
Barnyard ManiacsChaos Chosen1770k122/0/060k1 - 01820k90/1/130k25k
Smashmouth AllstarzOgre1800k140/3/030k1 - 11930k226/0/120k41k
CatacombsTomb Kings1810k121/0/120k1 - 11840k121/0/130k25k
ByroniansHuman1820k133/0/140k0 - 21840k172/1/060k34k
Magli InsanguinatiDwarf1820k132/0/040k1 - 21810k245/0/160k31k
dark lothlorienDark Elf1850k111/2/030k0 - 11790k173/0/050k20k
Gli Sgravi del CaosChaos Dwarf1870k152/1/250k0 - 01590k196/0/150k22k
Blanche Neige et les 6 nainsChaos Dwarf1920k152/0/060k2 - 11840k132/0/060k31k
Smashmouth AllstarzOgre1930k80/0/040k1 - 01940k194/1/240k37k
Nehekhara LichesTomb Kings1930k91/1/040k0 - 12090k202/2/280k33k
HamNurgler'sNurgle1920k130/2/040k1 - 12050k226/1/020k27k
fist in fistChaos Chosen1910k80/0/040k1 - 22040k170/1/260k29k
Petersham PottersHalfling1740k151/2/020k2 - 21660k151/0/150k25k
German Beer InstituteChaos Dwarf1930k203/2/150k1 - 01900k155/0/150k32k
Angry NewscastersTomb Kings1970k70/1/060k0 - 12460k232/4/140k24k
Da Leaping LizardsLizardmen1910k163/0/050k2 - 21660k212/2/260k30k
GizéTomb Kings1550k122/0/040k1 - 01530k172/3/140k30k
RedBloodsuckingVampire1990k192/1/160k2 - 11880k142/0/020k33k
Christmas All YearDwarf2020k111/1/140k0 - 22040k216/0/170k21k
Lord of painOrc2030k151/1/080k2 - 02090k101/1/020k32k
karaak arrh karaak bulliesDwarf2060k141/0/060k2 - 02020k152/3/010k26k
Michigan GT Try 3High Elf1820k172/2/080k2 - 01970k91/0/010k33k
(TOB) miniclawsUnderworld Denizens2070k174/1/080k2 - 01460k183/3/020k24k
Spine of SotekLizardmen2100k143/0/040k1 - 11670k175/0/020k33k
Man CrushazOrc2090k51/0/130k0 - 22480k297/0/240k32k
Nefrititi's RevengeTomb Kings1980k81/0/060k0 - 01940k166/1/060k32k
Vancouver_VoodooLizardmen1980k153/0/060k2 - 11890k121/1/030k30k
Italo Disco Kings RLHuman1980k143/0/060k1 - 12290k205/1/180k33k
Sinister RoutineDark Elf1920k151/2/020k2 - 22410k224/1/040k36k
Wear WolvesNecromantic Horror1990k163/1/050k1 - 11850k143/0/060k25k
PicklErikGoblin2030k216/0/020k1 - 21200k131/0/050k30k
Michigan GT 9Elven Union2020k144/0/020k0 - 62280k425/2/170k33k
Tutti GottiniDwarf2040k80/1/040k0 - 21990k255/2/070k32k
Know it all'sHuman2060k162/0/240k1 - 32000k260/3/160k31k
Smedby TrollslayersOgre1890k121/1/040k1 - 11870k184/2/260k23k
Savvy SuckersVampire1790k111/2/050k0 - 11560k185/0/060k26k
Galadang's VictimsWood Elf1910k113/1/030k0 - 41520k282/2/030k29k
Family SplattersChaos Chosen1870k172/1/120k1 - 11810k195/0/080k24k
Annandale AnvilsDwarf1940k172/1/030k2 - 02100k143/0/140k26k
Bihan gwazDwarf1890k92/0/040k0 - 11690k184/1/040k34k
Hot Potato HeadGoblin1920k243/2/070k3 - 11590k162/2/010k30k
Do You Even LIFT, BroOgre1920k151/1/050k2 - 22390k162/0/060k27k
Cheery FellasDwarf1970k226/0/160k1 - 11790k202/3/040k30k