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As proprietor and owner of The Claymor Memorial Asylum, John H. Bedlam was a natural choice to coach The Claymor Cup's founding team. Funded by funeral right funds and the pensions of deceased players John started a team comprised mostly of inmates deemed too dangerous for polite society, along with the few drifters slow enough for him to catch.

Almost immediately he was stabbed to death, trampled and pissed on by said team, who is now under new management.

The Claymor Cuddly Bears are a dangerously happy team that never fouls, never throws illegal blocks, and would certainly never threaten members of the media with disembowelment and dismemberment. A merry bunch of misfits, they dream of the day that they might take home the Claymor Cup and release any hostages they-I MEAN THEY'RE A HAPPY GO LUCKY UNDERDOG TEAM THAT IS A TREAT TO WATCH FOR CHILDREN AND ADULTS ALIKE.

This is Spenny "Honest to God They Have My Children Please Send Help" Benderson signing off
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge, Side Step
  14 2 4 0 1 0 16/31 140k
(100+40)k
 
2
Blitzer
8 3 4 8
Block
Dodge, +MA, Side Step
m 15 6 3 0 3 3 36/51 170k
(0)k
 
3
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge, Side Step
  16 11 2 2 1 0 23/31 140k
(100+40)k
 
4
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge, Side Step
m 16 5 3 0 5 0 24/31 140k
(0)k
 
5
Witch Elf
7 3 4 7
Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 110k
(110+0)k
 
6
Witch Elf
7 3 4 7
Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up
Block, Tackle
n 8 2 5 0 4 0 25/31 150k
(110+40)k
 
7
Runner
7 3 4 7
Dump-Off
Leader, Block
  16 9 2 0 0 1 20/31 120k
(80+40)k
 
10
Lineman
6 3 5 8
+AG, Block
n 15 5 0 0 1 3 22/31 130k
(70+60)k
 
11
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block
  5 2 0 0 0 1 7/16 90k
(70+20)k
 
12
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Kick, Block
  15 2 3 0 2 2 25/31 110k
(70+40)k
 
13
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block, Dodge
  16 2 2 0 2 3 27/31 110k
(70+40)k
 
15
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Guard
  16 1 1 0 1 0 6/16 100k
(70+30)k
 
10 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: kingJAM Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Dark Elf Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 1470k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 170k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1780k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:16 (9/3/4) |TD Diff:12 (31 - 19) |Cas Diff:-2 (17/9/1 - 17/8/4)
Last Opponent: Hangry Mummies of Doom

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
cOrcscrewsOrc1000k160/0/120k2 - 11000k100/1/070k22k
A Very Grave MatterShambling Undead1030k200/2/050k2 - 0990k60/0/040k15k
A Very Grave MatterShambling Undead1160k160/2/020k1 - 3990k232/0/160k14k
teamnameGoblin1160k263/0/020k3 - 01000k50/0/040k14k
Hail Hydrat!Skaven1230k243/0/050k3 - 11120k141/0/130k18k
Sky's The LimitOrc1320k110/0/040k1 - 11410k80/0/060k15k
Over-Elm the EnemyWood Elf1370k241/0/070k4 - 0990k90/0/030k20k
Koopa KlanLizardmen1410k232/2/080k2 - 11130k80/0/020k20k
Is this where the name goesNecromantic Horror1600k150/1/060k1 - 11250k183/1/070k23k
Irwinian EvolutionSlann1560k151/0/050k1 - 21450k182/1/060k26k
GreendaleHumanBeingsHuman1580k231/0/060k3 - 21320k161/1/030k17k
God's NeighborsNorse1670k100/0/060k1 - 21580k214/0/050k26k
God's NeighborsNorse1840k192/0/040k3 - 01680k101/1/070k25k
Irwinian EvolutionSlann1770k131/0/020k2 - 11810k131/0/040k24k
Over-Elm the EnemyWood Elf1910k153/0/030k1 - 31530k190/1/130k29k
Hangry Mummies of DoomTomb Kings1750k130/2/060k1 - 11530k182/2/160k34k