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From the team that brought you Zone Improvement, Better Gnomes and Guardians and The Blodge

Flat pack got you bothered?
Guardians looking lifeless?
Dwarves digging up your 'mums?

These girls CAN FIX IT!

Turning the SWL upside down with their no-nonsense 'renovations', it's the girls from...
DOMESTIC BLITZ!
Cast & Crew
Tipsters, Tricksters and Pro-level Unpackers
#1 Mandy Malm - Active
#2 Tamsyn Trollsta - Active
#3 Esme Effektiv - Active
#4 Vera Vildbar - Active
#5 Indigo Ingolf - Active
#7 Madeline Molger - Active
#8 Freya Fintorp - Active
#9 Billie Billy - Active
#10 Hermione Hemnes - Active
#11 Kristen Krabb - Active
#12 Jessie Jondal - Active
#13 Rilee Rofylld - Active
Future Stars
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Critical Reviews
Appraisals of key games and plays

The Good:

The Bad:

The Ugly:


Hot Tips!
Trial of Blood
6 games, 3/0/3.
Best match: 2-0 vs Bush Cobras - 23spp haul.
Worst Match: 0-4 vs Doddle - 0 TDs, a mere 9spp.

Season 66:
Regionals
* Unbeaten run, including revenge on Comfortably Average.
* Conceded a mere 2 TDs.

Gold Loogies
Awarded the highest honour in Cabalvision broadcasting(Best team player award - seasonal)
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Fan Mail
Fan Favourite Moments (Team Achievements!)

Best Match: Domestic Blitz 4-0 Norlanders XI
Worst Match: ?

Best Season Record: Dodgy Dan Regionals LXVI: 7/0/0 - 35 points
Worst Season Record: Division ?: ?/?/? - ??points

Most Casualties (For): 8/0/0 vs Bekersfield Butchers
Most Casualties (Against): 3/1/0 vs Western Warthogs
Original Bio design and bbcode by cdwat | Pitch logo expertly made by Karnov



Susan Stenstorp
Mandy Malm
Tina Tistel
Solig
Smaska
Ytterlig
Vurm
Volym
Vildbar
Uppenbar
Trollsta
Tallvik
Tafjord
Svala
Rofylld
Ramvik
Prestera
Persika
Odda
Nyttig
Nostalgisk
Molnig
Molger
Lack
Kottbullar
Krabb
Koja
Knoppa
Kommers
Karlstad
Jondal
Jokkmokk
Idgrund
Ingolf
Hulda
Hemnes
Fryken
Fintorp
Fartyg
Expedit
Eldig
Effektiv
Droppar
Billy
Barnslig
Bagge



Blitzers
A: Tackle, MB, Guard, Dauntless
B: Guard, Tackle, MB, SF
C: Guard, MB, Dauntless, SF
D: MB, PO, Tackle, Frenzy, Juggs
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Mandy Malm
Koka Kalim Blitzer
7 4 3 6
Block, Dodge
Guard, +ST, Stand Firm, +MA
 -av 26 3 6 0 7 4 55/76 210k
(90+120)k
  
2
Tanja Trollsta
Koka Kalim Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Dodge
Mighty Blow
   7 0 1 0 1 2 15/16 110k
(90+20)k
  
3
Esme Effektiv
Koka Kalim Blitzer
5 3 3 7
Block, Dodge
Tackle, Mighty Blow, Guard, Dauntless, Juggernaut
 -ma 26 2 3 0 20 5 76/176 190k
(90+100)k
  
4
Vera Vildbar
Koka Kalim Blitzer
7 3 3 7
Block, Dodge
Guard, +MA, Mighty Blow, Tackle
   27 3 10 0 11 1 60/76 180k
(90+90)k
  
5
Indigo Ingolf
Piranha Warrior Catcher
6 3 4 7
Catch, Dodge
Guard, +AG, Block, Side Step
   27 6 9 0 0 4 53/76 180k
(70+110)k
  
6
Katarina Karlstad
Piranha Warrior Catcher
6 3 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Block, Side Step, Diving Tackle
   25 2 6 0 1 2 32/51 130k
(70+60)k
  
7
Madeline Molger
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
Block, Tackle
   26 2 1 0 5 2 25/31 90k
(50+40)k
  
8
Uma Uppenbar
Tribal Linewoman
5 3 3 7
Dodge
Wrestle, Tackle
 -ma 19 0 0 0 2 3 19/31 90k
(50+40)k
  
9
Billie Billy
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
Dirty Player
 n 25 1 1 0 1 0 6/16 70k
(50+20)k
  
10
Hermione Hemnes
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
   26 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
11
Kristen Krabb
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
Wrestle, Guard
   27 0 1 0 7 1 22/31 100k
(50+50)k
  
12
Sally Svala
Eagle Warrior Thrower
6 3 3 7
Dodge, Pass
Sure Hands
   7 5 0 0 0 1 10/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
13
Frederika Fintorp
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
   18 0 0 1 0 0 2/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
14
Piper Persika
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
   18 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
14 players  
Coach: Luohghcra Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Amazon Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 1900k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 760k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1900k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:27 (16/2/9) |TD Diff:14 (43 - 29) |Cas Diff:31 (40/19/13 - 28/10/3)
Last Opponent: Dallas Drowboys

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Bakersfield ButchersHalfling1000k172/1/060k2 - 0750k70/0/270k20k
DoddleSkaven980k91/0/120k0 - 41380k221/0/070k24k
Port Macquarie Timberwolves Wood Elf1000k110/0/130k1 - 21420k141/0/070k30k
Meet the FlesheatersNecromantic Horror1020k210/0/230k3 - 01000k91/1/050k14k
Bush CobrasHuman1090k232/1/140k2 - 01160k60/0/070k26k
Comfortably AverageHuman1170k220/2/160k2 - 31350k170/0/080k32k
Rigorus MortNecromantic Horror1270k171/0/270k2 - 01300k91/0/050k22k
Norlanders XINorse1360k242/1/060k4 - 01320k113/0/030k22k
Comfortably AverageHuman1440k160/0/160k2 - 11600k130/2/070k35k
Styx und WarpstonesUnderworld Denizens1470k194/0/050k2 - 01440k71/0/020k26k
Bakersfield ButchersHalfling1590k298/0/070k3 - 01060k50/1/040k20k
Western WarthogsChaos Renegade1630k242/2/030k3 - 11640k163/1/060k32k
Sinnedbad's 1001 WightsShambling Undead1670k152/1/080k1 - 01360k92/0/050k28k
Chaos All SortsChaos Renegade1750k213/2/070k2 - 12260k100/1/030k37k
Freezy TreesNorse1630k112/1/050k0 - 11950k101/0/070k28k
SteakedDark Elf1780k100/0/230k0 - 21960k151/0/040k29k
Griffon Gate SentinelsHigh Elf1680k161/1/080k2 - 11800k110/0/040k32k
Madness Mountain MiseryNurgle1810k120/0/080k2 - 02190k61/0/050k24k
Port Macquarie SnowleopardsWood Elf1810k120/0/140k1 - 31930k180/0/070k38k
Office RatsSkaven1800k121/1/060k1 - 21780k253/3/160k24k
Urban NightmareChaos Chosen1370k60/0/030k0 - 21680k152/0/040k31k
Autumn's leavesWood Elf1730k141/2/040k1 - 11580k100/0/030k27k
Altered PerceptionDark Elf1760k162/0/050k2 - 11960k142/0/040k36k
Wings of the CondorElven Union1810k132/0/010k1 - 21830k141/0/030k36k
Madness Mountain MiseryNurgle1860k152/1/070k1 - 12060k143/1/040k30k
Forest MagiciansWood Elf1760k132/2/040k2 - 11860k111/0/030k32k
Dallas DrowboysDark Elf1850k100/1/170k1 - 02200k60/0/040k33k