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<a href="http://www.ohmary.com/flash/pygmy.swf" target="_blank">http://www.ohmary.com/flash/pygmy.swf</a>; <div style="line-height: 150%; font-size: smaller; ">Nobody is perfect but we're pretty fucking close and we're here to give you all a heavy heavenly close We think you better listen cos we know who you are and we think that you should treat us like a superstar because we're more than just some pygmies we're the gift to all of you and we're here to make sure that our message gets through We wonder if you're really all as dumb as you look or are you smart enough to learn the rules in our book We hope you understand that the knowledge that we bring puts our coach in the position of a good or a king 'cos he's blessed with the gift of the magic touch and we wouldn't say that we're asking too much all you have to do is get down on your knees and prey and we promise you the remedy is on its way but you can never be like us so don't waste your time because we reign supreme and our position is divine What's wrong with being self possessed? nobody satisfied with being second best We've got the gift and we know that we are blessed and we've got to get it off our chests We're the smallest but the best better than the rest better than the rest We're not afraid of competition cos we know that we're the best and you haven't got a chance to even pass our little test even if you wanted to you couldn't pay the price there ain't no room for losers in our perfect paradise 'cos life is always based upon the weight of your success so we'll make sure that we get the most and nothing less if we love ourself then everyone will love us too and there's nothing you can do for us that we can't do So welcome to our kingdom and enjoy your little stay even if you can't afford it we'll still make you pay so you better come and get it and enjoy it while you can don't tell us that you're dumb enough to think we give a damn We're the smallest and the best better than the rest better than the rest </div> |
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| Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| 1 |
Eagle Warrior
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7 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Leap, Right Stuff, Stunty Dodge |
3 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 11/ | 80k
(138)k |
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| 2 |
Eagle Warrior
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7 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Leap, Right Stuff, Stunty Dodge |
2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 8/ | 80k
(138)k |
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| 3 |
Alligator Warrior
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4 | 2 | 2 | 8 | Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 40k
(15)k |
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| 4 |
Jaguar Warrior
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6 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Claw, Right Stuff, Shadowing, Sprint, Stunty Dodge |
5 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 13/ | 100k
(148)k |
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| 5 |
Pygmy
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5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Shadowing, Stunty |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 35k
(80)k |
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| 6 |
Pygmy
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5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Shadowing, Stunty |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 35k
(80)k |
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| 7 |
Pygmy
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6 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Shadowing, Stunty +MA, Diving Tackle |
13 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 21/ | 95k
(148)k |
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| 9 |
Pygmy
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6 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Shadowing, Stunty +MA |
n | 11 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 10/ | 65k
(104)k |
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| 11 |
Pygmy
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5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Shadowing, Stunty |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 35k
(80)k |
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| 13 |
Alligator Warrior
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4 | 2 | 2 | 8 | Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull Diving Tackle |
n | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 10/ | 70k
(13)k |
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| 16 |
Kroxigor
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7 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Big Guy, Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Thick Skull Pro, Block, +MA |
14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 21 | 0 | 42/ | 220k
(165)k |
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| Games Played: | 14 (4/2/8) | | | TD Diff: | -11 (14 - 25) | | | Cas Diff: | -13 (25/13/8 - 27/22/10) |
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| Last Opponent: Shokk attakkers | |||||||
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| Opponent | Race | TV | SPP | Cas | Gold | Score | TV | SPP | Cas | Gold | Gate |
 Cheats R Us III | Goblin Cheaters | 1000k | 15 | 0/1/1 | 40k | 2 - 1 | 1000k | 16 | 5/0/0 | 40k | 51k |
| Short Slackers | Pygmy | 1070k | 11 | 2/1/0 | 50k | 0 - 1 | 1100k | 19 | 4/0/1 | 50k | 54k |
| Gummi Bears | Squig Herders | 1140k | 12 | 1/1/0 | 30k | 1 - 1 | 1160k | 14 | 1/2/0 | 70k | 54k |
| Little Maniacs | Goblin Cheaters | 1200k | 18 | 3/0/2 | 60k | 1 - 1 | 1110k | 16 | 2/3/0 | 50k | 62k |
 Going Faerieval On Your Ass | Albion Fae | 1250k | 12 | 3/0/0 | 70k | 1 - 3 | 1360k | 22 | 3/1/1 | 40k | 62k |
| Veka Vampyrer | Strigoyan | 1290k | 18 | 4/0/1 | 50k | 1 - 0 | 1520k | 19 | 2/0/5 | 20k | 65k |
| Bathroom of Fear | Snotling | 1100k | 17 | 2/1/1 | 40k | 2 - 1 | 1130k | 12 | 0/2/0 | 60k | 46k |
| On topp | Chaos Halfling | 1170k | 12 | 1/1/0 | 30k | 1 - 3 | 1470k | 24 | 2/3/0 | 50k | 57k |
| Veka Vampyrer | Strigoyan | 1230k | 13 | 1/3/1 | 70k | 0 - 2 | 1390k | 19 | 0/2/1 | 50k | 60k |
| On topp | Chaos Halfling | 1210k | 6 | 0/0/0 | 90k | 0 - 2 | 1500k | 19 | 1/3/1 | 80k | 45k |
| Bathroom of Fear | Snotling | 950k | 12 | 1/1/0 | 80k | 1 - 2 | 1370k | 16 | 1/1/0 | 60k | 52k |
| Gummi Bears | Squig Herders | 1050k | 20 | 1/3/1 | 90k | 1 - 2 | 1760k | 19 | 1/3/0 | 60k | 61k |
| Going Faerieval On Your Ass | Albion Fae | 1120k | 11 | 2/1/0 | 90k | 0 - 6 | 1730k | 33 | 4/1/0 | 15k | 66k |
| Shokk attakkers | Snotling | 1180k | 24 | 4/0/1 | 40k | 3 - 0 | 1130k | 11 | 1/1/1 | 70k | 55k |