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Kermit's Karma
Roster [L] Slann

The Kamikaze Kermit Klan (KKK) have entered the Survivalist League, but not because they wish to survive.

Sickened by the Hollywood Lifestyle and Fleeing the abusive relationship of Miss Piggy, Kermit and his brood of tadpoles fled to the Wastes. After suffering, wandering and reflecting in the deserts Kermit and his Klan realised that death is the answer, and yet they love to perform. Perhaps somewhere they can find a way to seek one, whilst doing the other.

"Join the Southern Survivalist League"
Announced the Flyer that had fluttered in a tattered yet legible state into the desert reaches where the Kermit Klan had made their home. After a brief discussion, they packed up their meagre belongings and made their way to the Capital to play this dangerous sport called Blood Bowl!

"Our fate is in the hands of our fickle Mistress and she loves her sport."


Team Statistics

Games Played: 5
Klan Player Deaths: 5 (Including AG5 Catcher and AG4 Blitzer)
Permanent Injuries Received: 2 (NI Catcher Red Shirt II, NI Blitzer Kermit)
Permanent Injuries Caused: 3 (-MA Skink, NI Anointed Thrower, -ST Skink)
The gift of death to opponents: 2 (1 Witch Elf, 1 Warpstone Troll (died and failed to regen on a diving tackle by Kermit Junior)
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Splat I
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Leap, Very Long Legs
   12 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
2
Red Shirt III
Catcher
8 2 4 7
Diving Catch, Leap, Very Long Legs
Dodge, +MA
   5 4 1 0 0 2 17/31 130k
(80+50)k
  
3
Sploosh
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Leap, Very Long Legs
Wrestle
   11 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 80k
(60+20)k
  
4
Kermit Senior
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 110k
(110+0)k
  
5
Canetoad Carlos
Kroxigor
6 5 1 9
Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Thick Skull
Guard, Block
   12 0 0 0 10 2 30/31 190k
(140+50)k
  
7
Kermit Junior
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs
Block, Dodge
   12 1 4 0 2 0 17/31 150k
(110+40)k
  
9
Red Shirt II
Catcher
7 3 4 7
Diving Catch, Leap, Very Long Legs
Wrestle, +ST
 n 11 6 1 0 0 2 19/31 150k
(80+70)k
  
11
Muppet
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Leap, Very Long Legs
Wrestle
   12 1 0 0 1 1 8/16 80k
(60+20)k
  
17
David Clumsybone
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 3 8
Leap, Very Long Legs
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
18
Paul Clearhawk
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 3 8
Leap, Very Long Legs
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
19
Evander Palewing
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 3 8
Leap, Very Long Legs
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
8 players  
Coach: Keothi Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Slann Fan Factor: 5  
Current Team Value: 1430k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1430k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:12 (2/4/6) |TD Diff:-5 (9 - 14) |Cas Diff:1 (10/11/2 - 10/7/5)
Last Opponent: Mopping Beards

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Everton UnderdarkDark Elf980k81/1/020k0 - 11200k131/1/070k17k
Southwesten Sun LizardsLizardmen1000k120/2/060k0 - 21090k170/2/150k17k
We are WawalagTomb Kings1050k192/3/040k1 - 11510k141/0/240k24k
Seaviates AttackUnderworld Denizens1090k111/0/050k1 - 1930k80/0/030k24k
Southwesten Sun LizardsLizardmen1100k81/1/040k0 - 21380k130/1/070k22k
Post-Mortem SurvivalNecromantic Horror1090k140/0/130k3 - 01130k50/0/050k16k
Jim Lahey ExperienceNorse1180k111/0/060k1 - 12560k184/2/040k31k
Innsmouth ImmortalsShambling Undead1220k130/1/050k1 - 11260k80/0/070k28k
Everton UnderdarkDark Elf1250k112/1/150k0 - 11450k80/0/070k22k
Squashed Tall GuysDwarf1340k60/0/010k0 - 21280k173/0/170k24k
Seaviates AttackUnderworld Denizens1320k152/0/040k2 - 11110k100/0/130k17k
Mopping Beards Chaos Dwarf1350k70/2/070k0 - 11170k101/1/040k22k