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Kobrin Kites
Retired [L] Kobrin Kites

“I’ve got a way to get us out of this one horse town”
“Donkey”
“What!”
“Donkey, the mayor’s fine charger, it’s a donkey not a horse”
“I don’t care, do you want in? We’ll make our fortunes!”
“OK, what hair brained scheme you thinking of this time?”
“Bloodbowl! We’ll set up a team, we’ll be brilliant!”
“We’ll get ourselves killed”

"Where you think you gonner get a team anyway"
"Already got one, come on boys"

*Jaw drops*
"You recruited the church choir! We're all gonner get killed!"

Exhibition Match vs Nordland Twilight Knights
A 0-1 loss, Leonid “Scrapper” Hlibov suspected dead but recovered to play again, Myroslav “Muscles” Irchan retired, now in training as an Apocathary.
After a defeat Father Andriy Kuzmenko the Priest won't see this happen again, pulls his kit on over his ample belly,
"You need someone to hold the line, I'm too old for running but the centre field is mine!"




Game 1,
Twinkle Toes and the Viking score for a 2-0 win,
Father Andriy Kuzmenko proves his worth with two cas,
Leonid “Scrapper” Hlibov badly hurt but comes back with a fury (+1ST),
Game 2,
Scraped a 2-1 victory with TD's late in each half,
Myroslav “Muscles” Irchan finished his Apo training the team now has a Physio. The Viking lost his life playing the game he loved.
Game 3,
Beaten comprehensively by Magritta Monsters 2-0,
Bonus Oleh “The Bull” Kowerko turns pro.
Game 4,
The Kites played badly, beaten 1-0 by Twilight Knights,
On the bright side came out without any injuries, but dropped into the bottom half of the table.
Game 5,
A 2-1 Victory over the Crusaders. Twinkletoes is filling out nicely (+1ST)
Pavlo “Elbows” Hai-Nyzhnyk forced into retirement (-1ST) and Vasyl “Vodka” Holoborodko killed, recruited Sister Euphemia of the Five Wounds.
Game 6,
Match played in a blizzard, Kites failed to score after receiving in the first half, Ballers ran home after escaping the centre field melee. Sister Euphemia made a brave dash to attempt to equalise but was blitzed to the ground. Recruited Lech Walensa a Pro thrower. Kites remain mid table (4th).
Game 7,
A tough 1st half, Kites came out on top and secured 2-1 win, good end to the season







Game 1,
Tough match against Nachthafen Nighthorrors, Kites had the advantage with 5-0 Cas including an RIP, but couldn't stop a second half equaliser from the Nighthorrors.
Game 2,
A comprehensive 3-0 win by the Kites, 2 TD'd from Sister Euphemia and 1 from Twinkle Toes. Kites win pool B on TD's and Cas
The Final!
Kites vs the unbeaten Sailors. A close game, Lobber put in an awesome performance with exploding runes before fumbling and Killing Oleh the Bull,
Lech a pro player killed immediately after left the Kites struggling and led to a 2-1 defeat.





Game 1,
2-1 Defeat to the Praag Ballers, Close match but a pattern which would pan out for the season.
Game 2,
Another 2-1 Defeat this time to Skaag Hills Lynch mob. Kites struggled with heavy casualties.
Game 3,
2-1 Defeat to Montford Manglers, the Kites really struggling in the swamps.
Game 4,
The undefeated Wolfenburg Sailors and another 2-1 defeat for the Kites.
Game 5,
A promising start against Los Cabos Sabrecats but the Kites can't bring it home 1-1 but not a defeat.
Game 6,
Last match of the season proper bring on the Magritta Monsters, Kites are back on form, 3-0 victory, where was this for the last 5 games.
Play Off,
The Kites are on fire. 5-0 Victory with Slava the Eagle starring with 4 TD's, now with 2 heads he's looking for even more next season.







Game 1,
Wolfenburg Sailors, Still reigning Champions, Closer than the 4-1 drubbing sounds but out classed by the sailors again.
Game 2,
Magritta Monsters, Always a good game, Went into this met twice and a win each, close match Kites sneak a long pass for 1-0 half time, Monsters score quickly in the 2nd, Kites manage to force home for 2-1 victory.
Game 3,
Hasselhund Hounds, Kites get a solid start 2-1 up at half time, poor second half, Father Andriy injured, the Bear hiding in the bar, 3-2 loss.
Game 4,
Praag Ballers, 2-1 Defeat Ballers now have 3 out of 3 wins against the Kites.
Game 5,
Wolfstone Crusaders, Another 2-1 defeat Kites finish bottom of the league.
Game 6,
Play off vs D'Epee Devils. A 2-1 victory but a very poor season for the Kites.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Brother 'Hands' Ivan
(P) PRO 6-2-4-8
6 2 4 8
Dodge, Leader, Accurate, Dump-Off, Hail Mary Pass, Nerves Of Steel
 n, n 35 46 4 1 2 5 Legend
89
 170k
(40+130)k
  
2
Harkan the Destroyer
(G) PRO 6-4-3-9
6 4 3 9
Block
   5 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 150k
(130+20)k
  
3
Father Andriy Kuzmenko
(S) PRO 3-4-2-9
4 4 2 9
Block, Mighty Blow, Guard, Dodge, Stand Firm, Grab, +MA
   48 0 0 0 33 9 Legend
111
 230k
(60+170)k
  
4
Bernard Tickle
(G) PRO 8-3-4-8
8 3 4 8
Block, Dodge, Tackle
   8 0 8 0 0 3 39/ 160k
(90+70)k
  
5
Deacon Vorbis
(G) PRO 6-3-2-9
6 4 2 9
+ST, Block
 m 40 0 1 0 8 2 29/ 110k
(0)k
  
6
Harry Hardnut
(S) PRO 4-5-1-10
4 5 1 10
Block
 -ag, m 10 0 0 1 1 2 14/ 170k
(0)k
  
7
Fizgog the Magnificent
(A) PRO 5-3-3-9
4 3 3 9
Bombardier, Secret Weapon
Dodge
 -ma 26 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 155k
(135+20)k
  
8
Chuck Zhenchenko
(P) Local 4-2-3-8
4 2 3 8
Leader
   36 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 20k
(0+20)k
  
9
Gibblet Nibbs
(G) Local 5-2-2-9
5 2 2 9
Dirty Player
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 20k
(0+20)k
  
10
Hoggart the Hood
(G) Local 4-3-2-7
4 3 2 7
Wrestle
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 20k
(0+20)k
  
11
Mikhailo 'Sacker' Drahomnov
(M) PRO 6-3-4-8
6 3 5 8
Leap, Wrestle
+AG, Tackle, Strip Ball
   18 10 5 1 1 2 39/ 230k
(130+100)k
  
12
Dmitri 'The Bear' Pavlov
(G) PRO 3-5-1-9
3 5 1 9
Block, Claw
Guard, Tackle
   39 0 0 0 5 2 20/ 190k
(140+50)k
  
13
Grigor the Rat
(A) PRO 5-4-3-8
5 4 3 8
Side Step
   8 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 110k
(90+20)k
  
14
Anders 'Angry' Andersson
(G) PRO 4-4-2-8
4 4 2 8
Block
 n 30 0 0 0 4 0 8/ 80k
(60+20)k
  
12 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: AdyBrooke Re-Rolls (80k): 3  
Race: Kobrin Kites Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 1785k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 116k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2065k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:50 (18/6/26) |TD Diff:-5 (77 - 82) |Cas Diff:15 (56/50/13 - 61/32/11)
Last Opponent: Siegfriedhof Crusaders

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Nordland Twilight KnightsNordland Twilight Knights00k50/0/050k0 - 100k120/1/180k11k
Langweise BarriersD'Epee Devils320k192/2/130k2 - 0350k71/0/050k11k
Darklands RidersMidnight City Marauders430k150/2/120k2 - 1440k131/1/140k9k
Magritta MonstersMagritta Monsters450k50/0/030k0 - 2560k131/0/080k23k
Nordland Twilight KnightsNordland Twilight Knights500k50/0/020k0 - 1490k122/0/040k22k
Wolfstone CrusadersWolfstone Crusaders520k161/1/160k2 - 1520k120/1/120k15k
Praag BallersPraag Ballers620k72/0/060k0 - 1600k101/0/050k21k
Steingart StompersSteingart Stompers700k173/0/060k2 - 1680k110/0/020k28k
Nachthafen NighthorrorsSarls Avalanche800k173/1/140k1 - 1770k90/0/060k25k
Tobaro TerrorHasselhund Hounds870k201/1/080k3 - 0910k72/0/060k20k
-Wolfenburg Sailors-Wolfenburg Sailors940k80/2/070k1 - 21150k151/0/150k29k
Praag BallersPraag Ballers970k164/0/060k1 - 2990k132/0/070k17k
Skaag Hills Lynch MobSkaag Hills Lynch Mob1040k101/0/120k1 - 2890k232/3/140k20k
Montford ManglersMirka Mohawks930k102/0/060k1 - 2920k193/1/060k22k
-Wolfenburg Sailors-Wolfenburg Sailors1110k153/1/060k1 - 21430k120/0/060k23k
Los Cabos SabercatsOstermark Bandits1160k121/0/160k1 - 11000k90/0/060k25k
Magritta MonstersMagritta Monsters1210k241/5/070k3 - 01440k92/0/020k23k
Wolfstone CrusadersWolfstone Crusaders1310k241/2/070k5 - 01290k60/0/050k26k
-Wolfenburg Sailors-Wolfenburg Sailors1380k192/3/030k1 - 41650k242/0/070k33k
Magritta MonstersMagritta Monsters1400k201/2/070k2 - 11410k142/1/030k32k
Hasselhund HoundsHasselhund Hounds1360k161/1/060k2 - 31260k222/2/070k30k
Praag BallersPraag Ballers1360k110/1/050k1 - 21480k161/0/180k30k
Wolfstone CrusadersWolfstone Crusaders1570k130/1/050k1 - 21320k160/1/070k29k
D'Epee DevilsD'Epee Devils1580k213/2/050k2 - 11200k80/0/010k23k
Bordeleaux PaladinsBordeleaux Paladins1640k131/1/030k1 - 41550k232/0/030k37k
Praag BallersPraag Ballers1640k181/1/160k2 - 21670k120/0/060k34k
Magritta MonstersMagritta Monsters1700k60/0/040k0 - 21620k120/0/050k29k
Brandenberry BakersBrandenberry Bakers1720k211/1/130k2 - 11860k183/1/040k29k
Bordeleaux PaladinsBordeleaux Paladins1700k90/2/030k1 - 21730k151/2/050k27k
Wolfstone CrusadersWolfstone Crusaders1620k160/1/160k2 - 11610k90/0/050k24k
Hasselhund HoundsHasselhund Hounds1830k192/2/060k2 - 11510k142/1/020k33k
Midnight City MaraudersMidnight City Marauders1770k121/0/120k0 - 41690k253/0/030k34k
- Ostermark Bandits -Ostermark Bandits1850k71/0/050k0 - 21420k161/1/050k26k
Sarls AvalancheSarls Avalanche1670k211/1/070k3 - 01300k90/0/040k28k
Nordland Twilight KnightsNordland Twilight Knights1900k180/2/070k3 - 01460k174/1/060k27k
Helmgart RatcatchersHelmgart Ratcatchers1830k141/2/170k1 - 11920k163/0/020k37k
- Ostermark Bandits -Ostermark Bandits1980k70/0/050k0 - 21690k161/1/030k34k
Praag BallersPraag Ballers1850k181/2/030k2 - 11600k101/2/060k31k
Skaag Hills Lynch MobSkaag Hills Lynch Mob1910k162/0/040k1 - 21450k203/2/160k31k
Helmgart RatcatchersHelmgart Ratcatchers1840k213/1/040k2 - 42010k230/1/050k36k
Southland Twilight KnightsSouthland Twilight Knights2080k150/1/060k2 - 31890k181/0/060k27k
Helmgart RatcatchersHelmgart Ratcatchers2310k211/1/080k3 - 22020k232/0/140k32k
Praag BallersPraag Ballers2260k151/0/060k3 - 01960k71/0/040k28k
Siegfriedhof CrusadersSiegfriedhof Crusaders2310k171/1/020k2 - 22280k162/0/070k34k
Southland Twilight KnightsSouthland Twilight Knights2330k110/1/050k1 - 21890k180/2/170k32k
D'Epee DevilsD'Epee Devils1830k161/1/040k2 - 11880k112/0/050k33k
Wolfstone CrusadersWolfstone Crusaders2240k170/1/050k2 - 22070k140/0/040k37k
Brandenberry BakersBrandenberry Bakers2270k172/0/130k1 - 22440k152/0/030k34k
Magritta MonstersMagritta Monsters2330k131/1/020k1 - 22420k221/4/140k38k
Siegfriedhof CrusadersSiegfriedhof Crusaders1620k212/0/140k3 - 42230k271/3/180k30k