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Head Coach Wozzaa Stadium Timex Stadium, Talabheim (Formally Mangere, Orcland) Team Colours Black Velvet with Deep Blue Trim. Talabheim Timelords 'Did you know that the shortest ever game on record was won by a team of students from the High Archmage's College of Temporal Magic, though they were later disqualified. After all, what was the point of their opponents turning up for the match, if all the wizards were going to do was hop back in time three days and win the game before the fixture was even decided?' The Timelords are back, but this time they are not using magic... or so they say. The Timelords played their final game in DIBBL Season 28. After a disappointing season they played for the wobbly boot, and lost. They end on 98 games. Much like their performances, they could never quite get it over the line. History Pre-Season 9: After the Timelords were banned and stripped of their previous trophies, they disappeared. They reappeared in the Deserted Isles in the year 2517. DIBBL Season 9: Made it into the Tickling Off Play Offs with a decent record in the pool.... went out with a whimper against Otago Spirit. DIBBL Season 10: Again made it to the Tickling off Play Off's, but again fell at the first hurdle against Overly Refined. Will they get any further in Season 11... DIBBL Season 11: A disappointing season left them at the bottom half of their conference. They did manage to take home the Wobbly Boot. After much heckling and anger from the fans, the stadium disappeared as fast as they appeared. DIBBL Season 13: The Timelords are back. First round of the Tickling off playoffs yet again. This time to the Blackwater Sting. *Poof* The Timelords suddenly appear in the Isle of Misfits LoMF Summer 2019: 4/3/0 A very respectable joint 3rd finish. Unfortunately, the Timelords were decimated by bigger stronger teams. They will need a bunch of ring ins next time they play. DIBBL Season 20: The Timelords are back again. 3rd place finish in a tough pool with a record of 3/3/1. Faced the 69ers in the Tickling Off Playoffs, and true to Timelords form, lost 2-1 in overtime. DIBBL Season 23: The Timelords snook into the Tickles on their last game, and, for the first time in their history, managed to make it into the Semi finals. They took the huge Elves of Valinor to overtime, had their opportunities, but it wasn't to be. 2-1 loss in the semi finals, but the Timelords best season. Will they ever get their hands on the trophy? Stars Name Position SPP Skills Status Gerbher Paulsen Thrower 138 Sure Hands, Pass, Block, Leader, Dodge, Kick, Fend Active Mats Tremmel Blitzer 110 Block, +MA, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Frenzy, Stand Firm Deceased

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
DIBBL Oldboys	Norse	1000k	7	1/1/0	20k	0 - 1	1180k	14	1/3/0	80k	23k
I nanoni	Chaos Dwarf	1000k	10	0/1/0	60k	1 - 1	1080k	12	1/1/0	30k	23k
Crap and Thrills	Necromantic Horror	1010k	11	0/0/0	90k	2 - 0	1030k	8	1/1/0	30k	15k
You cannot sim me	Simyin	1100k	22	3/0/0	40k	3 - 0	1260k	10	2/0/0	60k	30k
Junkyarders	Goblin	1150k	17	2/1/0	30k	2 - 1	1460k	10	1/0/0	50k	30k
Metabox Banjos	Chaos Dwarf	1230k	9	0/0/1	40k	0 - 2	1150k	23	3/2/1	70k	33k
Toofless	Skaven	1040k	12	0/0/0	10k	2 - 3	1150k	26	2/1/1	80k	23k
Stinkfinger	Chaos Dwarf	1120k	11	1/0/0	20k	1 - 1	1340k	8	2/0/1	50k	27k
Spice Ghouls!	Shambling Undead	1210k	17	0/1/1	60k	2 - 3	1000k	20	2/0/1	50k	26k
Blandings Casuals BBC	Lizardmen	1250k	15	1/0/0	30k	2 - 4	1190k	19	0/1/0	70k	19k
Bumperz	Orc	1360k	13	1/0/0	40k	2 - 0	1000k	12	2/1/0	60k	17k
Pittsburgh Princes of Perfecti	High Elf	1310k	10	1/0/0	10k	1 - 2	1510k	14	0/1/0	40k	18k
Fringe Salad	Wood Elf	1280k	19	3/1/0	70k	2 - 2	1320k	15	0/0/0	70k	28k
Typical Tossers	Wood Elf	1380k	21	4/0/1	70k	2 - 1	1420k	10	0/0/0	60k	30k
Da Git Mob`	Orc	1430k	10	0/0/1	50k	1 - 2	1450k	13	0/1/0	30k	26k
Bestiality`	Chaos Chosen	1360k	14	0/1/0	60k	2 - 0	1020k	7	0/2/0	30k	17k
Coromandel Capricorns	Human	1360k	10	0/0/0	80k	1 - 1	1240k	16	2/2/0	40k	27k
Heiniger	Skaven	1340k	14	1/0/0	60k	2 - 1	1020k	9	0/0/0	70k	19k
Waitomo Wanderers	Dwarf	1470k	8	0/1/0	40k	0 - 0	1530k	16	4/1/0	70k	31k
Injury Time!!!	High Elf	1410k	11	0/1/0	60k	1 - 2	2220k	15	1/0/0	60k	27k
Nekro Dance Party'	Necromantic Horror	1560k	16	1/1/0	80k	2 - 1	2050k	9	0/0/1	20k	26k
Bumperz	Orc	1520k	11	0/0/0	40k	2 - 1	1340k	13	1/1/0	20k	19k
Overly Refined	Slann	1420k	7	1/1/0	40k	0 - 1	1740k	8	0/0/0	80k	36k
Ashenhall Owls	Wood Elf	1600k	11	2/0/0	50k	2 - 2	2120k	13	0/0/0	70k	31k
Nyghtstabbers	Dark Elf	1600k	13	1/1/0	50k	1 - 0	1620k	7	1/0/0	20k	29k
Otago Spirit	Amazon	1650k	12	4/0/0	20k	0 - 2	2390k	14	0/0/1	40k	28k
Pitch Slap	Chaos Dwarf	1650k	8	1/0/0	10k	0 - 1	1960k	8	0/0/0	50k	27k
Downstairs Operation bb16	Underworld Denizens	1690k	23	5/0/1	50k	2 - 0	1430k	8	1/1/0	40k	33k
Back Alley Burglars bb16	Ogre	1620k	18	3/0/0	70k	2 - 2	2320k	11	0/0/1	60k	27k
Nekro Dance Party'	Necromantic Horror	1710k	13	1/2/0	40k	0 - 2	1930k	16	1/1/0	40k	28k
mountain gorillas	Simyin	1540k	15	1/1/0	70k	2 - 1	1570k	14	2/0/0	30k	27k
Otago Spirit	Amazon	1630k	13	1/1/0	20k	2 - 0	2500k	8	2/0/0	60k	36k
Bumperz	Orc	1680k	13	1/0/0	70k	2 - 1	1560k	18	0/4/0	70k	27k
Overly Refined	Slann	1420k	15	2/0/0	20k	2 - 3	1670k	13	0/0/1	70k	29k
Otago Spirit	Amazon	1530k	8	0/1/0	70k	0 - 2	2330k	19	2/2/0	60k	29k
Hauraki Horrors	Shambling Undead	1470k	14	2/0/0	50k	1 - 1	1820k	12	2/0/1	20k	23k
Pitch Slap	Chaos Dwarf	1610k	11	0/0/1	20k	1 - 2	1910k	23	2/6/0	50k	30k
Tararuas Krox	Lizardmen	1300k	7	1/0/0	40k	0 - 2	1440k	15	1/1/0	30k	32k
mountain gorillas	Simyin	1660k	10	2/1/0	30k	0 - 1	1860k	17	3/1/0	50k	28k
Disregarded Derelicts	Chaos Chosen	1600k	14	0/1/0	60k	2 - 1	2020k	19	1/4/0	60k	28k
Back Alley Burglars bb16	Ogre	1320k	23	3/0/1	70k	3 - 0	2410k	12	0/3/0	30k	28k
Roman Renegades	Chaos Renegade	1760k	19	1/4/0	40k	2 - 1	1860k	11	1/0/0	20k	28k
Roman Renegades	Chaos Renegade	1810k	20	2/1/1	80k	2 - 1	1970k	10	0/1/0	10k	32k
Ashenhall Owls	Wood Elf	1680k	15	1/2/0	50k	2 - 1	2280k	9	0/0/0	20k	33k
Crouching Saurus Hidden Skink	Lizardmen	1910k	16	3/0/0	50k	2 - 2	2070k	14	2/0/0	60k	31k
Overly Refined	Slann	1910k	9	2/0/0	60k	0 - 2	2320k	12	0/0/0	70k	33k
Back Alley Burglars bb16	Ogre	1860k	23	3/2/1	20k	2 - 0	2390k	7	0/3/0	20k	37k
Argonian Maids	Lizardmen	1700k	19	5/0/1	70k	2 - 1	1330k	10	1/0/0	10k	22k
Nekro Dance Party'	Necromantic Horror	1830k	14	4/0/0	60k	1 - 0	2070k	6	1/0/0	30k	38k
Journey from the West	Simyin	1840k	12	0/0/2	30k	1 - 2	2230k	21	2/2/1	40k	40k
Whaka Warpfire	Skaven	1590k	25	5/2/0	90k	2 - 0	1820k	8	1/0/0	10k	24k
Slaan Francisco 69ers	Chaos Chosen	1830k	9	1/1/0	20k	0 - 2	1660k	17	1/2/1	50k	26k
Blackwater Sting	Dark Elf	1840k	12	1/1/0	50k	1 - 2	2430k	19	2/0/1	40k	28k
Vulgar Display o' Power	Chaos Dwarf	1750k	13	0/0/1	60k	2 - 1	1820k	10	1/0/0	50k	24k
Upswamp Mandems	Lizardmen	1790k	13	1/0/0	20k	2 - 0	1720k	9	1/0/2	50k	28k
Sjoktraken Corsairs	Chaos Dwarf	1530k	13	1/1/0	40k	1 - 0	1230k	12	3/0/0	40k	30k
Fulminating Bullheads	Dwarf	1620k	15	1/0/0	60k	2 - 2	2140k	13	1/0/0	60k	31k
Oakworth Fancypants (L)	Human	1610k	15	1/1/0	50k	2 - 0	1620k	9	1/0/1	50k	34k
Orky Slashers	Orc	1570k	8	0/0/0	30k	1 - 1	1890k	20	2/3/1	60k	35k
Gothic Girls United	Shambling Undead	1360k	13	1/0/1	50k	1 - 1	1690k	18	3/2/1	70k	27k
Mystery Raptors	Elven Union	1370k	17	1/1/1	70k	2 - 1	1020k	11	0/0/1	60k	20k
Ytram Fighters	Wood Elf	1390k	9	2/0/0	60k	0 - 2	1540k	13	1/0/0	60k	30k
Lost-Hope Dancers	Shambling Undead	1410k	15	1/0/0	60k	2 - 1	1440k	10	1/0/0	20k	32k
Deserted Isles Buccaneers	Nurgle	1500k	18	1/1/0	40k	3 - 0	2140k	10	2/1/0	60k	32k
Da Lunatic Fringe	Goblin	1330k	27	3/0/1	90k	4 - 0	1150k	5	0/0/0	10k	32k
Karaz-a-Karak Krakens	Dwarf	1570k	9	2/0/0	30k	0 - 2	1890k	17	1/2/0	60k	34k
Priests of the Red Amaranth	High Elf	1400k	12	1/1/0	50k	1 - 0	1830k	10	1/0/0	10k	28k
Blackwater Glee Club	Chaos Chosen	1470k	19	3/0/0	70k	3 - 3	2270k	27	3/3/0	30k	37k
Dirty Rotten Filthy Scum	Nurgle	1400k	10	0/1/0	30k	1 - 1	2030k	13	3/0/0	50k	34k
Back Alley Burglars bb16	Ogre	1500k	23	3/3/1	70k	1 - 1	2180k	16	2/1/2	50k	32k
Slaan Francisco 69ers	Chaos Chosen	1400k	11	0/1/0	20k	1 - 2	1940k	21	2/2/1	30k	30k
Ashenhall Owls	Wood Elf	1410k	13	3/0/0	10k	1 - 2	2050k	14	1/0/0	40k	25k
Da Freebootaz	Orc	1520k	7	1/0/0	40k	0 - 1	2310k	10	0/1/0	50k	37k
Nugget Bashers	Tomb Kings	1470k	19	3/1/0	70k	2 - 0	1420k	7	1/0/0	40k	29k
Foot Bone's Connected To	Shambling Undead	1750k	18	2/2/1	50k	1 - 0	1370k	11	4/1/0	20k	29k
Toronto ArgoNutz	Shambling Undead	1680k	13	1/0/0	50k	2 - 0	1410k	10	1/2/0	40k	33k
Pie Crust Killers	Halfling	1510k	18	3/0/0	80k	2 - 1	970k	15	1/2/0	40k	30k
Madhead's Mountain Mob	Old World Alliance	1710k	19	4/0/0	60k	2 - 1	1740k	11	1/0/0	40k	29k
Da Sexy Buggerz!	Orc	1840k	13	1/1/0	80k	2 - 0	2360k	6	0/0/0	10k	40k
Valinor Football Club	High Elf	1840k	12	1/2/0	20k	1 - 2	2440k	19	2/1/0	60k	43k
Industrial Rock n Roll	Chaos Dwarf	1790k	13	0/0/0	80k	2 - 2	1690k	25	4/1/2	50k	36k
Emotional Vampires	Vampire	1730k	15	2/0/0	50k	2 - 1	1210k	10	0/0/0	60k	28k
Settra's Sons	Tomb Kings	1960k	7	0/1/0	30k	0 - 1	1920k	14	1/1/1	60k	28k
Ogrepaid Ogresexed Ogrehere	Ogre	1840k	20	2/0/2	80k	2 - 1	1590k	12	2/1/0	30k	34k
Hauraki Horrors	Shambling Undead	1620k	11	2/1/0	20k	0 - 1	2010k	21	2/4/0	70k	34k
von Munte Munters	Shambling Undead	1820k	14	0/0/0	50k	3 - 0	1510k	8	0/0/1	30k	34k
Back Alley Burglars bb16	Ogre	1920k	17	1/2/0	40k	2 - 1	2310k	13	0/2/0	40k	38k
Deserted Isles Buccaneers	Nurgle	1650k	14	0/0/0	50k	3 - 0	2350k	10	1/1/0	40k	36k
South Side Saurus	Lizardmen	2000k	7	1/0/0	30k	0 - 2	1660k	15	0/1/1	70k	35k
Hauraki Horrors	Shambling Undead	1840k	11	1/0/0	20k	1 - 1	1910k	10	1/0/0	20k	26k
Dylans Rolling Thunder	Skaven	1810k	17	1/2/0	70k	2 - 1	1440k	12	1/0/0	10k	27k
Industrial Rock n Roll	Chaos Dwarf	1960k	5	0/0/0	40k	0 - 2	1980k	23	1/4/1	70k	39k
Court Offsides	Slann	1620k	12	2/0/0	60k	1 - 1	1490k	11	0/0/1	70k	23k
Blackwater Blitz	Skaven	1870k	16	4/0/0	30k	1 - 1	2180k	18	5/0/0	70k	36k
Putrid Choir bb16	Nurgle	1880k	10	1/0/0	20k	1 - 2	1660k	31	7/1/1	60k	29k
pdarbs wild host	Underworld Denizens	1640k	18	4/1/0	50k	1 - 0	1910k	7	0/0/1	40k	31k
Undercity Unlikeables	Skaven	1890k	15	1/0/1	60k	2 - 1	1940k	18	3/1/0	30k	26k
Putrid Choir bb16	Nurgle	2000k	5	0/0/0	30k	0 - 1	1820k	15	2/0/1	80k	36k