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Literally horrible excuses
Roster [B] Necromantic Horror

The full name of the team is "Literally horrible histories of excuses".
It's my way of dealing with the frustration of not being able to start a match within 15 Mins or finish it within 2h in the B-division.

Not calling for more reasons to collect excuses, but if you do excuse yourself, please do so in a manner, that is worthy of being included in this history of excuses. Excusing yourself *does not* give you the right to claim a place in the list, though.

My choice of excuses, that make the list of player-names depends on originality *and* credibility, which (as for most excuses) is a matter of personal judgement, of course. Some especially outrageous (and possibly not credible) excuses are included, as well - just because they're too entertaining to be left out.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Flesh Golem
4 4 2 9
Regeneration, Stand Firm, Thick Skull
Dodge
  7 0 0 0 1 2 12/16 140k
(110+30)k
 
2
Flesh Golem
4 4 2 9
Regeneration, Stand Firm, Thick Skull
Block
  7 0 0 0 2 2 14/16 130k
(110+20)k
 
3
Wight Blitzer
6 3 3 8
Block, Regeneration
Tackle
  7 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 110k
(90+20)k
 
4
Wight Blitzer
6 3 3 8
Block, Regeneration
Guard
  5 0 1 0 3 0 9/16 110k
(90+20)k
 
5
Ghoul Runner
7 3 3 7
Dodge
Block, Sure Hands
  6 0 5 0 1 0 17/31 110k
(70+40)k
 
6
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
  5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
7
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
  3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
8
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
9
Werewolf
8 3 3 8
Claw, Frenzy, Regeneration
Block, Mighty Blow
  7 1 1 0 4 2 22/31 170k
(120+50)k
 
11
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
  7 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
12
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
  7 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
13
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
  7 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
12 players  
Coach: finsterface Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Necromantic Horror Fan Factor: 4  
Current Team Value: 1260k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 190k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1260k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:7 (4/0/3) |TD Diff:3 (8 - 5) |Cas Diff:0 (7/2/6 - 8/4/3)
Last Opponent: Les Bigtionnaires

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
...Let me inNecromantic Horror1000k140/0/150k2 - 01000k50/0/060k11k
PurpaKhetaMohnTomb Kings1030k70/1/040k0 - 11020k142/0/260k15k
malditos LorebassosUnderworld Denizens1050k232/1/370k2 - 01000k60/0/050k23k
BBT-ArsenalElven Union1160k70/0/130k0 - 21230k130/1/040k21k
AcequiasSkaven1180k193/0/170k2 - 11310k131/1/050k15k
Springmaskarna FKChaos Dwarf1180k51/0/050k0 - 11190k163/0/170k20k
Les BigtionnairesOgre1270k131/0/040k2 - 01270k112/2/050k21k