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[L] Chaos Dwarf
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It's a little known fact that choas dwarves are often and unfairly mistaken for monkeys dressed in chain mail and cheap wigs. Cruelly, the Owh! Owh! Chaos Dwarves have in the past been accused of flouting Blood Bowl league rules by fielding a simyin side under the guise of a legitimate dwarven team. This impression is not helped when feaces are slung at the opposing team after a goal is scored against them. However, it's a little known fact that chaos dwarves throw their faeces when aggreived. The Owh! Owh! Chaos Dwarves are led by the strongest, and unsually tall, dwarf, measuring 6 foot 4 inches. Koko is fast and agile, able to make deft catches with his long arms, feet and tail, although occasionally unpredictable when angered and prone to rage-fuelled inaccuracies and feaces throwing. Bubbles, the vice captain, has now completed his 5 match ban for biting and is able to play, although the league has demanded he wear a muzzle. The home crowd are a lively bunch, with the chorus of "OWH! OWH! OWH!" (that was close) and "AH! AH! AH!" (nearly a goal) heard from the touchlines, often followed by a friendly shower of feaces in the direction of the opposing team. Overall, the agilty and speed of the Owh! Owh! Chaos Dwarves make them a formidable force on the field of play, although bring clothes that are not easily stained by contact with home-made projectiles. |
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| Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| 1 |
Enslaved Minotaur
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5 | 5 | 2 | 7 | Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Wild Animal |
-av | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4/6 | 150k
(150+0)k |
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| 2 |
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 10/6 | 70k
(70+0)k |
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| 3 |
Hobgoblin
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | m | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1/6 | 40k
(0)k |
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| 4 |
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 70k
(70+0)k |
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| 5 |
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 70k
(70+0)k |
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| 6 |
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/6 | 70k
(70+0)k |
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| 7 |
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/6 | 70k
(70+0)k |
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| 8 |
Hobgoblin
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Kick |
4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 10/16 | 60k
(40+20)k |
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| 9 |
Hobgoblin
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 40k
(40+0)k |
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| 10 |
Hobgoblin
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block |
m | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 8/16 | 60k
(0)k |
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| 11 |
Hobgoblin
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 40k
(40+0)k |
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| 12 |
Hobgoblin
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/6 | 40k
(40+0)k |
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| 13 |
Hobgoblin
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 40k
(40+0)k |
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| 14 |
Bull Centaur Blitzer
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6 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull |
n, m | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 130k
(0)k |
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| 11 players (+3 players missing next game) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Games Played: | 4 (0/2/2) | | | TD Diff: | -2 (2 - 4) | | | Cas Diff: | -1 (5/1/1 - 2/5/1) |
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| Last Opponent: Wasteland Wasterels | |||||||
| For | Against | ||||||||||
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| Opponent | Race | TV | SPP | Cas | Gold | Score | TV | SPP | Cas | Gold | Gate |
 Bangerz and SMASH | Orc | 980k | 12 | 1/0/1 | 80k | 1 - 1 | 960k | 8 | 0/0/0 | 30k | 9k |
| Ratbag's Loophole | Goblin | 1000k | 12 | 1/1/0 | 70k | 1 - 1 | 910k | 10 | 0/1/1 | 30k | 19k |
| Soteks Strikers | Lizardmen | 970k | 5 | 1/0/0 | 70k | 0 - 1 | 1120k | 12 | 1/1/0 | 70k | 20k |
| Wasteland Wasterels | Chaos Renegade | 1040k | 10 | 2/0/0 | 40k | 0 - 1 | 1000k | 16 | 1/3/0 | 40k | 12k |