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Once upon a time...

...in the draughty ramshackle castle of Hackenhall, two Ogres sat hungrily awaiting their supper

"SNOT!", called Dreek Gnobchomper impatiently, "Where's me dinner!"
"We et Snot fer lunch", said Biran Snotlunchen
"Did we? wat about dat other one? 'is brother, Snot?"
"Breakfast"
"Brugger!", Dreek pondered the situation, "Is dere any food in da dungeon?"
"Just dat Weaver Witch, but she just skin n bones"
"Bones fer supper den"

The two ogres descended to the dungeon and found the Weaver Witch in her cell surrounded by a collection of rag dolls. She looked like a woman who had been sustained on a diet of moths and silk worms. There was indeed little in the way of meat on her bones.

"Was dat?", demanded Dreek pointing at two ragdolls throwing a ball of wool to each other.
"They are my children", said the Weaver Witch
"Are dey good eatin?"
"No, for they are made of cloth and string, and the love of a kind old woman"
Dreek looked at the woman confused, drool dripping from his mouth as he considered which part of her to consume first.
"But they can get you food!", said the witch hurriedly
" 'ows dat den?"
"You can lead them onto the local Blood Bowl field. And win prizes, glory and the tasty carcasses of the opposition players you destroy. And, they'll even cook for you"
"You's tink we stupid den? I spose you need to be dere all alivesy like. Controllin dem from de sideline", said Dreek suspiciously
"Oh no, not at all. Once I have breathed life in to my darlings, the are fully sentient beings. No need for me to be around to tell them what to do"

So that night back in the great Hall, the six Ogres of the new team Hacky Sack had their first meeting with their ragdoll teammates. Over a tasty meal of Weaver Witch gruel.

The End


Racial Bingo:



New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Ogre
5 5 1 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Juggernaut, Break Tackle, Guard, Stand Firm
-ag 28 0 2 0 11 5 53/76 220k
(140+80)k
 
2
Ogre
6 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Break Tackle, Strong Arm, +MA, Stand Firm
  29 0 4 0 9 5 55/76 230k
(140+90)k
 
3
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
  1 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 140k
(140+0)k
 
4
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Break Tackle, Guard, Stand Firm
  28 0 0 0 14 4 48/51 200k
(140+60)k
 
5
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Break Tackle, Guard, Stand Firm
  27 0 2 0 13 3 47/51 200k
(140+60)k
 
6
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
 
7
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
  12 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
 
8
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
 
9
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
  15 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
 
10
Runt Punter
5 5 3 9
Bone-head, Kick Team-Mate, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull
Leader, +AG
  9 0 0 0 3 3 21/31 210k
(150+60)k
 
11
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
  9 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
 
12
Roo
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
  28 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 20k
(20+0)k
 
13
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
  16 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
 
14
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
  5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
 
15
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Diving Tackle
-st 27 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 40k
(20+20)k
 
16
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
 
16 players  
Coach: ramchop Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Ogre Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 1560k / 1760k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 130k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1760k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:29 (6/6/17) |TD Diff:-27 (17 - 44) |Cas Diff:-30 (42/19/7 - 67/19/12)
Last Opponent: Don't PoMb Me Bro

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
RRR bonesTomb Kings960k101/0/080k1 - 01000k113/0/050k18k
Tenacious D'sDwarf1020k70/0/140k0 - 11080k121/0/150k16k
Grosseto GreensOrc1040k100/1/180k1 - 11060k183/2/020k21k
Great Big OrclympiansOrc1070k50/0/040k0 - 21120k172/1/060k17k
Warriors of Nehekhara Tomb Kings1210k91/1/060k0 - 11210k101/0/080k19k
Villis ArmyNecromantic Horror1280k172/2/250k0 - 21240k152/0/050k23k
Rancid RancorsNurgle1300k112/1/110k0 - 31310k203/0/180k13k
Necroman HauntNecromantic Horror1340k234/2/030k2 - 11270k101/0/040k18k
High Crimes and MisdemeanorsHigh Elf1410k194/0/040k2 - 21430k160/0/130k30k
Black Deadsouls Shambling Undead1510k70/1/050k0 - 31470k254/0/150k28k
Restless LegendsTomb Kings1510k92/0/030k0 - 21560k193/2/040k21k
Québec Blue Moon Goblin1230k171/1/150k2 - 11270k143/0/050k16k
Classic-OrchiOrc1670k100/1/080k1 - 11520k152/0/150k24k
Happy Mummy DayTomb Kings1700k133/1/020k0 - 11780k162/2/080k35k
Steel Chest DwarvesDwarf1680k71/0/040k0 - 31720k323/4/270k31k
County Counseling CenterHuman1130k70/1/040k0 - 21200k172/1/070k26k
smallkospChaos Renegade1700k50/0/040k0 - 11350k142/1/080k37k
(B)ave NurgleNurgle1710k70/1/010k0 - 21960k276/1/130k27k
end of lightShambling Undead1560k101/0/070k1 - 01560k141/2/160k27k
Goldie Lookin ChainpushersChaos Chosen1520k100/1/040k1 - 21490k131/0/040k31k
Blot on the LandscapeNurgle1740k183/2/050k1 - 11770k166/1/040k25k
[BBT] Def SquadOrc1600k193/0/140k2 - 11600k132/0/030k25k
Stuck MojosGoblin1760k122/0/030k1 - 11750k122/0/080k28k
Christmas All YearDwarf1720k93/0/050k0 - 22110k172/1/040k29k
[BB2] Khorne's ClawsChaos Chosen1720k173/0/050k2 - 01700k132/0/250k32k
Perry's RodentsSkaven1570k154/1/060k0 - 41580k181/0/020k31k
Quinta ScNecromantic Horror1610k91/1/060k0 - 01620k72/1/030k30k
Shades of red orcsOrc1660k71/0/050k0 - 21920k151/0/150k26k
Don't PoMb Me BroNurgle1560k70/1/010k0 - 21860k174/0/060k30k