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Grooland Scouts
Roster [B] Halfling

THE GROOLAND SCOUT COMPANY PRESENT :

I MEET A BEAR ^^


The other day, (the other day)
I met a bear, (I met a bear)
In tennis shoes, (in tennis shoes)
A dandy pair, (a dandy pair)

(repeat Together)
The other day I met a bear,
in tennis shoes, a dandy pair.

He looked at me, (he looked at me)
I looked at him, (I looked at him)
He sized up me, (he sized up me)
I sized up him, (I sized up him)

(repeat togther)
He looked at me, I looked at him,
He sized up me, I sized up him.

He said to me, (he said to me)
Why dont you run, (why dont you run)
I see you aint, (I see you aint)
Got any gun, (got any gun)

(repeat together)
He said to me, why dont you run,
I see you aint got any gun.

And so I ran, (and so I ran)
Away from there, (away from there)
But right behind, (but right behind)
Me was that bear, (me was that bear)

(repeat together)
And so I ran away from there,
but right behind me was that bear.

Ahead of me, (ahead of me)
There was a tree, (there was a tree)
A great big tree, (a great big tree)
Oh glory me, (oh glory me)

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in english the company name:

the tree stay as they are
Hairy beaver
jester Owl
restless hyena
cooled Goat
Huant cat
Masked rat
Stone turtle ( yep drug one)
Senile Puma
Shaggy coati
Innovative Baboon
sequestrated gibbon
mischievous Deer
Ritaline squirrel
Big vicious fox
hairy spider ( in french was same as uproarious)

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jui ait demonter ses granouille eud marde
javion bin demonter sa toiture
puis javion bin demonter son train narriere vec eul 7 fouls la quon avion bin tripoté nos pied eud velue sur eus tranche ad calicot hein
avant de bin eul balancouille eud fling dan la tronche a ste borue de granuillase eudme marde
tavion tou bi comprite ?
paske sinon ajrekomens
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Big platane
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
Guard, Break Tackle
   10 0 0 0 6 3 27/31 160k
(120+40)k
  
2
Little Sequoia
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
Guard, Multiple Block, Block
   10 0 0 0 8 3 31/51 190k
(120+70)k
  
3
Castor poilu
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   9 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 50k
(30+20)k
  
4
Hibou farceur
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   10 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
5
Hyéne remuante
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   2 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 50k
(30+20)k
  
6
Chévre refroidie
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
7
Chat huant
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   10 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
8
Araignée poilante
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
9
Tortue Defoncée
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
10
Puma gateux
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   9 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
11
Coati hirsute
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
   10 0 1 0 2 0 7/16 50k
(30+20)k
  
12
Babouin novateur
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
 m 10 0 1 0 2 1 12/16 50k
(0)k
  
13
Gibbon sequestré
Halfling Hopeful
6 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+MA
   10 0 2 0 0 1 11/16 60k
(30+30)k
  
14
Cerf malicieux
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   10 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
15
Ecureuil sous tranxene
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
16
Gros renard vicelard
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
15 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: muaddib68 Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 5  
Current Team Value: 1250k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 80k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1300k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:10 (1/2/7) |TD Diff:-8 (9 - 17) |Cas Diff:-11 (15/8/3 - 32/3/2)
Last Opponent: Twisted Sledge Hammers

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Flings sous LSDHalfling940k100/1/050k1 - 2940k195/0/060k13k
Steel Golems - RedVampire980k143/0/020k1 - 2980k152/0/030k22k
[JSBT] Tout-Ank-HarismTomb Kings980k150/3/230k0 - 1980k163/1/050k24k
[BT] La Haute !High Elf990k71/0/020k0 - 3990k254/0/050k11k
Quixoquatls High ServantsSlann1040k171/3/090k3 - 01060k71/0/030k13k
Kampot PlayboysShambling Undead1080k110/0/020k2 - 31070k223/0/170k17k
Neon City NightridersHuman1100k113/0/080k0 - 21050k236/0/050k14k
Extinction BowlLizardmen1140k112/1/160k0 - 21140k214/1/040k16k
[BT2] Grimtown GitzGoblin1190k103/0/080k1 - 11180k101/0/030k23k
Twisted Sledge HammersChaos Dwarf1200k122/0/060k1 - 11190k183/1/150k17k