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My lone 0-point team in the Blackbox Trophy race. Living in a dream world, the Bevs start 2-0-0 in the Box Trophy competition, and roll Block on a troll after the second game. The Bevs play great in Game 3 against another gobo squad, but none of the bounces go their way, and it's goblins who dish the Bevs their first loss of many. Game fowr, an we beat de pants offa a bunch a wimps, witch weren't too 'ard, cause dey were wemmen anywayz. Zons suk! In owr fif wun we tied some humies. Lucky Gits. We did the Thro Team-Mate for de furst time ever. Everybuddy wuz stunned. Game 7 we kick Bibi's ass gud, but'e cheets, an we lose. Takes gobos to beat gobos iz what we say. 75 percent we stick da landing and you cry, boy. 75 times in 80. Game Ate: Dis is de wun ta watch, boyz! Weez clobber de dark elfs so gud, we make de Gouged Eye wish dey wuz us, in dis wun. We force de score wit da spinner an da trolls, den we cage and rumble down da field like champs too times inna row. Nuffin' dey cud do ta stop us, cept' lye down an let der fancy medics haul em' off fora break. Dey even tried a move at da end wit ate successful dodges n' such, taggin Sproinger, but we run'ed it in annywayz. Cheeterz. Man.. dis wun was-a beaut. Ya gotta watch it. Game ten, an wez back ta winnin' easy. Wez out bash some claw-pombers ta score, no probz, firs alf'. Secon'alf dem gits getz lucky an scores in ate, so's we juz toss Sue o'r de top at de end ta win. Dunno why we don jus do dat all'a time. Game Turdteen, an weez draw de stoopidestest FUMBBLer dere iz, not on'account a im never winnin', but we ear he can't an won't do nuffin' else cept' pile-on. Not even eat grits or go to da loo, or nuffin.' If'ee pee's is'self alla time jus ta pile-on, I bet it smellz worse dun the McBoogins goblin warren over in Snazzville. Anywayz, we stomped em' good an wun the game eazy-peazy, az ya do agains pee-pantsez. Game Sixzeen, our firs inna deep end o' de pool. Sum git wit a grudge agains owr coach smashes us almos as gud as wez smash im. De big guy as iz ead cut off an in never crawls back ta de res of iz body like it usualie duz. We finish de sixzeen game SPRINT and get a trophy badge an a new troll, Bobby.

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Rebels Confederacy	High Elf	1000k	11	1/0/0	60k	2 - 0	1000k	8	1/0/0	40k	10k
Paradise city	Dark Elf	1050k	12	1/1/1	50k	1 - 0	1000k	7	1/0/0	50k	19k
les terreurs de l'ouest	Goblin	1120k	11	4/0/0	40k	0 - 2	1120k	15	2/1/0	50k	23k
Kings Consorts	Amazon	1180k	13	1/0/0	50k	2 - 1	1180k	14	2/1/0	30k	14k
Scream, Dracula, Scream!	Human	1250k	13	1/1/0	60k	2 - 2	1250k	19	2/1/1	30k	20k
[B] Central Europe	Human	1240k	11	1/0/1	30k	1 - 3	1240k	24	3/2/0	30k	28k
Bibi.Fok	Underworld Denizens	1200k	10	1/0/0	40k	1 - 2	1210k	22	4/1/0	80k	27k
Bourpif Darkies	Dark Elf	1280k	13	1/0/0	40k	2 - 1	1270k	11	1/0/0	60k	19k
Farneto Warriors	Amazon	1350k	13	2/1/0	50k	0 - 2	1300k	13	1/0/0	80k	26k
Putrid Blightkings	Nurgle	1370k	13	1/0/0	60k	2 - 1	1390k	9	1/1/0	60k	25k
Stevar Black Dreams	Shambling Undead	1410k	7	1/1/0	60k	0 - 3	1450k	22	5/1/0	30k	26k
Chaotic Justice DNA	Chaos Dwarf	1370k	11	0/1/0	50k	2 - 2	1360k	25	6/2/0	70k	21k
smallkosp	Chaos Renegade	1260k	18	2/1/0	20k	3 - 2	1280k	23	4/2/0	20k	26k
Tigers of New Orangor	Dark Elf	1450k	10	1/0/0	40k	1 - 1	1370k	12	2/0/0	20k	28k
Eastern Dogs of Promise	Necromantic Horror	1480k	10	1/2/0	50k	1 - 3	1480k	18	1/1/0	80k	31k
Tango et Cash	Necromantic Horror	1510k	7	1/1/0	40k	0 - 2	1640k	27	7/2/1	70k	35k
Steel Golems - Hunger	Halfling	1400k	10	1/0/1	60k	1 - 2	1380k	17	3/0/1	50k	28k