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Access Granted. Welcome to Mek Laboratories. Here at Mek Laboratories we believe in improving on nature using advanced technology. Our lead doctor, Dok Grotsnik is the world's leading specialist in Mek enhancements. Mek Laboratories will be showcasing their latest successes on the Bloodbowl field in Season 71 of the Southern Wastes League, and are proudly sponsoring, funding and supplying the Geargrinderz. Playing out of Mek Stadium, Orcland, the Geargrinderz are out to show that with a little Mek, you can perform beyond your best. PAGE 1 Beginnings The research and development of Mek enhancements has long ceased. It has been many years since Greaser Geargrinder graced the Blood Bowl field. But in a secret laboratory a Mad Dok known as Dok Grotsnik has been experimenting on his own kind. Orcs being the most likely to survive the traumatic procedure required to enhance the body with Mek. Dok Grotsnik's greatest success (a subject who did not die during the procedure) coincided with the dramatic collapse of the SWL. And Grotsnik needed somewhere to test his creations. So using funds from undisclosed places, Mek Laboratories purchased a stadium in Orcland and the MekLab Geargrinderz were formed. Some players will be enhanced with Mek, turning them into Cyborcs, for the fans pleasure. They joined the SWL in season 71. PAGE 2 Season 71 The Geargrinderz plowed their way to second in their conference, earning them a place in the SWL Premier League. Unfortunately, several specimen were lost due to experiments not going to plan. PAGE 3 Season 72 With a record of 3-0-3 the Geargrinderz scraped into 3rd place in the Premier League, qualifying them (somewhat controversially) for the Premier League in Season 73. The extreme Mek used on Blood Gutrip turned out to be a failure. The specimen had to be terminated. PAGE 4 Season 73 ... PAGE 5 Season 74 PAGE 6 Season 75 ... PAGE 7 Season 76 ... PAGE 8 Season 77 ... PAGE 9 PAGE 10 Come back later... Uglath Deadtask Despite having played 0 games, Uglath Deadtask makes the Hall of Fame by being the first subject to be enhanced by Mek and survive to make it to the pitch. He has been improved with a Bionic Eye installed with a ball location progamme. Subject now deceased. The bionic eye exploded causing irreversible damage to his head and face. MA: 5 ST: 3 AG: 3 AV: 8 G: 7 SPP: 0 Thrower: Sure Hands, Pass, block, Kick off Return Drolgo Rabidchewer Drolgo is the first Geargrinder to by enhanced with a bionic arm. This experimental piece of Mek is meant to give him extra hitting power, but so far it has not proved successful (Season 71). Winner of most blocks Premier League Season LXXII MA: 6 ST: 3 AG: 3 AV: 9 G: 13 SPP: 10 Blitzer: Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle Barni Blackchewer Barni has been enhanced with Mek Arms late in Season 72, but despite not having any enhancements for most of the season, managed to win the Golden Heart for Most Turns played in the Premier League MA: 6 ST: 3 AG: 3 AV: 9 G: 7 SPP: 10 Blitzer: Block, Guard, Mighty Blow "Silk Hand" Bachelor Bachelor played in the stronger roster ever fielded by the Vault Tec Squad and was the perfect companion to Bomber and Shooter. His elven abilities with the ball ensured the Squad an added dimension that most human teams just dream: fans still remember his legendary performance in the won Brawl with 6 completions for 26 yards! When he died, he ranked 8th Top Passer and 9th Highest Passing among all humans. Awards: MA: 6 ST: 3 AG: 5 AV: 8 G: 35 SPP: 104 Thrower: Sure Hands, Pass, +AG, +AG, Block, Leader, Safe Throw "Relentless" Frontman The Vault Tec Squad put a lot of hope in Frontman, the fifth captain of the VTS. He had a lot of traits in common with the two living legends, Bomber and Warrior, and lead the Squad relentlessly for 84 matches. Unfortunately, he was not able to succeed to Overseer Bomber, killed on the pitch by an enemy mutant. At that time, he was the 9th Top Blocker and held the 10th spot in Most Blocks for humanity. Awards: MA: 6 ST: 3 AG: 3 AV: 8 G: 91 SPP: 196 Blitzer: Block, Mighty Blow, Dodge, Tackle, Guard, Piling On, Juggernaut "Horseman" Collector Collector was the first non-blitzer players to be a VTS captain. He lead the team in a struggling period, when the Squad was brutalized by several mutants and bashers, always trying to rebuild to former glory. But he never gave up, carrying along new recruits on the field up to a win in the HP Conference. He retired to gather new talent for the VTS as an assistant coach, while he ranked 2nd Top Scorer, 3rd Highest Rushing and 4th Top Star in all-time humans. Awards: MA: 5 ST: 4 AG: 3 AV: 8 G: 94 SPP: 297 Thrower: Sure Hands, Pass, +ST, Block, Kick, Dodge, Leader, Tackle "Left Fist" Juggler Juggler was one the two living legends known as the "The Hands", together with Leader. While the "Right Palm" scored over and over touching the ball, Juggler was busy around smashing the opponents. He was part of one of the most successful line-up, raking a HLP title and the Crown Of Sand VI Qualifier III win. In the last part of his carrer, he tried to help rebuild the VTS to former glory, after several friends died on the pitch, but he joined them too soon. Awards: MA: 6 ST: 3 AG: 3 AV: 8 G: 85 SPP: 209 Blitzer: Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Piling On, Juggernaut, Guard, Pro "Right Palm" Leader Leader was the greatest player ever fielded by the Vault Tec Squad. He spent his early days together with Juggler, and "The Hands" lead the VTS to a HLP title and to the Crown Of Sand VI Qualifier III win. But his career lasted a lot more, firmly holding the ball with his magnetic right hand and playing the first games of a successful HLC sprint. When he died he held the second spot in Top Scorer, Highest Rushing and Highest Passing between humans. For good measure, he was the 3rd Top Star and 8th Top Passer, too. Awards: MA: 7 ST: 3 AG: 5 AV: 8 G: 132 SPP: 377 Thrower: Sure Hands, Pass, Block, +AG, +AG, Tackle, Leader, +MA Subjects demonstrate improved ball location abilities. Subjects demonstrate improved strength, particularily when blocking and blitzing Subject demonstrates increased reaction time when tackling. Possibility for being able to leap huge heights. The PipBoy 2000 BB Version is a work by Qaz, top coach, outstanding artist and onorary Vault Tec scientist. |
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| Player | Ma | St | Ag | Pa | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| 1 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3+ | - | 9+ | Block |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 80k
(80+0)k |
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| 2 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3+ | - | 9+ | Block Guard |
7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6/ | 100k
(80+20)k |
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| 3 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3+ | - | 9+ | Block Mighty Blow, Tackle, Dodge |
20 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 12 | 2 | 43/ | 150k
(80+70)k |
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| 4 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3+ | - | 9+ | Block Sure Hands, Tackle, Guard |
20 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 33/ | 140k
(80+60)k |
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| 5 |
Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 4 | 2+ | - | 9+ | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 80k
(80+0)k |
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| 6 |
Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 4 | 2+ | - | 9+ | Block, Guard |
13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 17/ | 120k
(80+40)k |
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| 7 |
Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 4 | 2+ | - | 9+ | Block |
12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 9/ | 100k
(80+20)k |
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| 8 |
Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 4 | 2+ | - | 9+ | Diving Tackle, Dodge |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 17/ | 140k
(80+60)k |
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| 9 |
Lineman
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5 | 3 | 3+ | - | 9+ | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 50k
(50+0)k |
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| 10 |
Lineman
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5 | 3 | 3+ | - | 9+ | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 50k
(50+0)k |
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| 11 |
Lineman
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5 | 3 | 3+ | - | 9+ | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 50k
(50+0)k |
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| Games Played: | 20 (11/1/8) | | | TD Diff: | 3 (22 - 19) | | | Cas Diff: | 8 (23/12/4 - 21/8/2) |
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| Last Opponent: Unicorn Gunfight | |||||||
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| Opponent | Race | TV | SPP | Cas | Gold | Score | TV | SPP | Cas | Gold | Gate |
 Styx αnd Warpstones | Underworld Denizens | 1000k | 10 | 1/0/0 | 80k | 2 - 0 | 990k | 5 | 0/1/0 | 50k | 2k |
| Crude Oilers | Chaos Dwarf | 1080k | 10 | 0/0/0 | 30k | 2 - 1 | 990k | 10 | 1/0/0 | 40k | 1k |
| Unicorn Gunfight | Shambling Undead | 1110k | 4 | 0/0/0 | 20k | 0 - 1 | 1030k | 8 | 0/0/0 | 50k | 1k |
| East Farkner Journeymens Club | Human | 1130k | 10 | 2/0/1 | 20k | 0 - 2 | 1200k | 14 | 2/0/0 | 60k | 1k |
| Naggarond Raptors | Dark Elf | 1150k | 12 | 1/0/0 | 50k | 2 - 1 | 1120k | 7 | 0/0/0 | 40k | 1k |
| Kroakland Raiders (SWL) | Slann | 1180k | 16 | 1/2/0 | 60k | 2 - 1 | 1270k | 8 | 0/0/0 | 60k | 1k |
| Goonbongburra Windjammers | Human | 1210k | 18 | 0/3/0 | 20k | 2 - 1 | 1210k | 10 | 1/1/0 | 10k | 0k |
| Unicorn Gunfight | Shambling Undead | 1260k | 8 | 1/1/0 | 10k | 0 - 1 | 1370k | 14 | 1/1/1 | 70k | 1k |
| [adult swim] | Orc | 1270k | 4 | 0/0/0 | 50k | 0 - 1 | 1200k | 10 | 1/0/0 | 70k | 1k |
| Snarling Lunar Freaks! | Necromantic Horror | 1270k | 16 | 3/0/0 | 50k | 2 - 0 | 1440k | 8 | 2/0/0 | 60k | 1k |
| Brew Pub Brouhaha | Amazon | 1340k | 10 | 0/0/0 | 80k | 2 - 1 | 1470k | 13 | 2/1/0 | 50k | 1k |
| Immortalis Inquietus | Shambling Undead | 1370k | 9 | 1/0/0 | 10k | 1 - 2 | 1600k | 12 | 1/0/0 | 60k | 1k |
| Evil Moon Rising | Dark Elf | 1420k | 20 | 3/2/0 | 20k | 2 - 1 | 1320k | 10 | 0/0/0 | 40k | 1k |
| East Farkner Journeymens Club | Human | 1230k | 12 | 1/0/0 | 40k | 2 - 1 | 1490k | 9 | 0/0/0 | 40k | 1k |
| Blackwater Cockfighters | Norse | 1240k | 9 | 0/1/1 | 50k | 0 - 1 | 1580k | 9 | 1/0/0 | 60k | 1k |
| Immortalis Inquietus | Shambling Undead | 1250k | 15 | 2/1/1 | 60k | 1 - 0 | 1570k | 8 | 1/1/0 | 30k | 1k |
| Pugs Not Drugs | Necromantic Horror | 1290k | 6 | 1/0/0 | 50k | 0 - 0 | 1690k | 14 | 4/1/0 | 50k | 2k |
| Lab Rat Elysium | Skaven | 1280k | 11 | 2/1/0 | 60k | 0 - 2 | 1580k | 11 | 0/0/0 | 60k | 0k |
| Dean Park Rangers | High Elf | 1390k | 18 | 3/1/0 | 70k | 2 - 1 | 1340k | 12 | 1/0/0 | 50k | 1k |
| Unicorn Gunfight | Shambling Undead | 1420k | 9 | 1/0/1 | 70k | 0 - 1 | 1750k | 19 | 3/2/1 | 50k | 1k |