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Humansville Humans
Roster [L] Human


Location: Humansville MO
Nickname: Humans
Stadium: Psych Ward at George Dimmitt Memorial Hospital
Surface: Dome

Colors: Confederate Gray and White
Sponsor: Mother’s Brewing Company
Rivals: Nome


TEAM BIO

Humansville is a team of ordinary humans in the heartland of America. James Human their leader is the American dream an African American Indian owning his own sports franchise.
Team Stats(I) G R B P F SPP CP TD IN CS REC DEATHS
HUMANSVILLE 10 3210 244 550 28 144 13 21 0 9 7-3-0 0
HUMANSVILLE 10 4380 211 890 22 191 26 29 0 14 7-0-3 0
HUMANSVILLE 10 4640 221 1450 15 193 25 28 3 14 7-2-1 1
HUMANSVILLE 10 4500 238 1080 26 207 32 33 3 10 9-0-1 1
HUMANSVILLE 10 5560 193 1410 19 191 38 25 3 11 7-1-2 1
TROPHY ROOM

Season#2 Potato Bowl Champions 2-1 over Nome.
Season#3 Wait til Next Year Potato Bowl Rematch 3-1 over Nome.
Season#3 Champions of USWFL
Season#4 Beat Earth City for Show-Me State Championship
Season#4 Beat Nome in the Spud Bowl-Championship Trilogy
Season#4 USWFL Co-Champions



TEAM & PLAYER RECORDS

Season#1 7-3-0 21pts 2nd Place
The Off-season saw just one change as the Humans were forced to fire their cheerleader squad in order to sign a back up lineman. They didn't vote on the import rule so it passed 2-1 with the Amazons against. Team Captain James Human "I like the way things ended but a slow start left us in the dust."
Season#2 7-0-3 24pts Champions-18 teams
The hung close all year and pulled the upset in the end. The highest scoring team in the league won with the leagues #1 rushing attack. The Champs will still not add an import because of salary cap concerns.
Season#3 7-2-1 23pts Champions-20 teams
Humansville started 6-0 lost the colonel and stumbled 3 straight games into 2nd Place. On the final day the had to win and have Culebra lose. It happen and the Humans are back to back champions. Owner James Human who has been anti import agreed to the signing of an ogre in the off season stating "He's 1/2 human!"
Season#4 Eastern Conference 9-0-1 25 pts 1st place out of 18 overall 9-0-1 28 pts It took the Humans 4 years to get their "Big Man" just to see him die. For the third straight year Humansville is USWFL champs(co-winners this year). Captain James Human just wants to keep the train on the tracks and avoid injuries.
Season#5 Overall 7-1-2 23 pts Played in Central Division and Premier Division of WC The Humans won the Central Division in unimpressive fashion. They finished second in the WC losing 2-1 to Nome in the championship game. Humansville continues to win 7 games a year with speed and agility-but many feel a little power game could make them champs again.
PLAYERS

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*** Did you know...

#1 The Humans beat Silver Springs 9-0 in the highest scoring game ever. It was stopped 10 minutes into the 2nd half with James B Potter scoring 5 times.
#2 In back to back weeks Humansville outscored their opponents 16-0.
#3 In the Season#3 rematch of the Potato Bowl Edgar Buchanan scored 3 times and caused two casualties in a 3-1 win.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Capt David D Stockton
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
+AG, Mighty Blow, Guard
 -ag 19 2 4 0 2 2 28/30 170k
(90+80)k
  
2
Thomas Jasper
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(90+0)k
  
3
James Human
Thrower
6 4 4 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Block, Accurate, +ST, Leader, Pro, Frenzy, +AG, Fend, Safe Throw
   50 90 1 1 8 5 Legend
136
 300k
(70+230)k
  
4
James B Potter
Catcher
8 2 5 7
Catch, Dodge
Wrestle, Strip Ball, Side Step, Fend, Pass Block, +AG, Nerves Of Steel, +AG, Jump Up, Pro, Diving Tackle, Tackle, Sure Hands, Block
   48 9 67 8 2 8 Legend
270
 390k
(60+330)k
  
5
Edgar Buchanan
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Block, Side Step, Pro, Leader, Fend, Jump Up, Guard, Dump-Off, Diving Catch, Sure Hands, Nerves Of Steel
   50 12 42 0 3 11 Legend
199
 320k
(60+260)k
  
6
George Dimmitt Memorial Hospital
Lineman
6 3 4 8
+AG, Block, Fend, Kick, Dodge, Tackle
   46 8 7 0 7 4 Legend
63
 200k
(50+150)k
  
7
Southwest Baptist University
Lineman
6 3 4 7
+AG, Dodge
 -av, n 36 1 0 0 1 3 18/21 120k
(50+70)k
  
8
Big Man's Brother
Ogre
6 5 2 9
Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
+MA, Break Tackle
   10 0 0 0 2 2 14/21 190k
(140+50)k
  
9
The Barnwood Inn II
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block
   10 0 0 0 0 2 10/13 70k
(50+20)k
  
9 players  
Coach: pafootball22 Re-Rolls (100k): 2  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 12  
Current Team Value: 2160k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 2100k Cheerleaders: 2  
Team Value: 2160k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:50 (37/7/6) |TD Diff:89 (140 - 51) |Cas Diff:6 (38/26/3 - 41/17/3)
Last Opponent: Orcacoke Pirates

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Nome NorsemenNorse500k132/0/060k1 - 2500k120/0/060k22k
Pottsville Maroon ElevenChaos Renegade500k112/0/060k2 - 0500k50/0/020k18k
Nome NorsemenNorse550k140/0/060k2 - 1570k90/0/060k19k
Pottsville Maroon ElevenChaos Renegade580k80/0/020k1 - 2540k120/0/030k20k
Nome NorsemenNorse580k90/0/060k1 - 2610k213/1/030k19k
Pottsville Maroon ElevenChaos Renegade530k120/2/080k1 - 0540k71/0/060k20k
Nome NorsemenNorse670k281/0/180k5 - 1440k130/1/040k22k
Pottsville Maroon ElevenChaos Renegade700k160/2/040k2 - 1610k123/0/050k19k
Nome NorsemenNorse810k141/0/030k2 - 0520k70/0/050k19k
Pottsville Maroon ElevenChaos Renegade860k190/0/060k4 - 0640k80/0/020k22k
Viking ValkyrieValkyrie1000k201/1/040k3 - 1500k131/0/030k17k
Hyannis Port Kennedy’sBretonnian1030k171/0/080k2 - 0360k70/0/020k18k
Pottsville Maroon ElevenChaos Renegade1080k132/0/020k1 - 11090k101/0/030k25k
Eagle Pass Border PrincesBorder Princes1100k141/2/080k2 - 2610k152/0/070k28k
Robbinsville Township IndsKingdom of Ind1150k140/0/170k2 - 1660k142/0/010k22k
Nome NorsemenNorse1200k140/0/040k2 - 21150k140/1/050k34k
Silver Springs SafariCathay1100k262/0/040k9 - 0330k50/0/040k17k
Lone Pine BedouinsAraby1250k372/1/070k7 - 0530k70/0/010k20k
Orcacoke PiratesPirates of Sartosa1310k231/2/060k3 - 1700k110/0/030k26k
Nome NorsemenNorse1420k130/0/050k2 - 11330k183/2/010k35k
Orcas Half-OrcsHalf-Orc1180k150/0/070k3 - 0500k51/0/020k20k
Nome NorsemenNorse1520k242/2/050k3 - 11510k100/0/060k31k
Pottsville Maroon ElevenChaos Renegade1570k271/2/080k4 - 01520k90/0/050k34k
Lone Pine BedouinsAraby1600k201/1/060k3 - 1750k100/0/010k28k
Eagle Pass Border PrincesBorder Princes1650k240/2/030k4 - 21220k183/0/010k27k
Hyannis Port Kennedy’sBretonnian1690k240/1/070k3 - 11240k100/1/120k32k
Silver Springs SafariCathay1170k161/1/080k2 - 21250k180/3/040k30k
Orcacoke PiratesPirates of Sartosa1030k110/0/060k1 - 21440k132/0/060k34k
Robbinsville Township IndsKingdom of Ind1500k100/0/050k1 - 21220k172/1/070k32k
Viking ValkyrieValkyrie1360k220/0/030k4 - 21460k162/0/040k25k
Earth City QuakeElemental - Earth1800k270/1/080k5 - 0500k50/0/030k20k
New Smyrna Beach Great WhitesSons of Stromfels1840k211/0/060k4 - 0520k81/0/020k26k
Campobello Island WarriorsTilea1860k242/2/070k4 - 11120k100/0/010k30k
Forestville HalflingsTilea1900k171/0/050k3 - 0850k81/0/010k26k
Robbinsville Township IndsKingdom of Ind1930k221/0/050k4 - 11660k90/1/050k32k
Orcacoke PiratesPirates of Sartosa1870k172/0/040k2 - 21440k150/1/030k35k
Silver Springs SafariCathay1800k221/0/060k3 - 11400k130/0/140k31k
Pottsville Maroon ElevenChaos Renegade1910k200/0/060k3 - 01810k101/0/050k30k
Hyannis Port Kennedy’sBretonnian1930k240/2/060k3 - 01400k131/2/020k32k
Nome NorsemenNorse1800k130/0/070k2 - 11880k152/1/070k34k
Viking ValkyrieValkyrie1870k110/0/080k1 - 11840k110/0/070k36k
Pottsville Maroon ElevenChaos Renegade2100k140/0/060k2 - 21940k171/0/030k29k
Eagle Pass Border PrincesBorder Princes2090k190/1/070k3 - 11660k121/0/060k31k
Eagle Pass Border PrincesBorder Princes2130k192/0/170k2 - 11580k91/0/050k31k
Pottsville Maroon ElevenChaos Renegade2200k242/0/070k3 - 11980k152/0/040k37k
Viking ValkyrieValkyrie2210k220/0/050k4 - 21800k150/1/060k31k
Hyannis Port Kennedy’sBretonnian2090k231/0/060k3 - 01510k100/0/140k36k
Nome NorsemenNorse1980k131/0/060k1 - 21860k151/0/060k38k
Robbinsville Township IndsKingdom of Ind1970k211/0/070k3 - 21870k213/1/030k32k
Orcacoke PiratesPirates of Sartosa1890k242/1/020k3 - 22030k140/0/020k29k