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HALFLING HALF BISCUIT



Halfling Half Biscuit were formed after a large barrel of sherry, by the twin Halflings Nigo and Nelmo Blackrose. They poured money in from their travelling jug band to make money in the times away from the stage.

After a very poor start to the team, the twins fired the manager Billy-Bob Daisyhead after winning only 1 game. The twins took over as joined managers but failed to turn things around for Halfling Half Biscuit recording a club and local record run of 32 games without a win.

The twins disbanded the club, firing everyone except the trees, who steadfastly refused to move. After a long winter tour (The Jugging All Over The Moot! tour) the Twins hired all the best local talent to represent the Mighty Biscuits!
Casualty TypesPlayers (Red are Journeymen)
Killed
Minus Strength
Minus Movement
Minus Agility
Minus Armor
Niggling Injury


TREEMANGAMESCASMVPSSPPsStatus
- OAKLEY
30151290DEAD ✝
- TODD
3012549ACTIVE
Team Records

Highest Team Value! 1500
Lowest Team Value! 960
Biggest Winning Streak! 1 Game
Biggest Losing Streak! 5 Games
Most TDs Scored in a Game! 3
Most TDs Conceded in a Game! 5
Most Casualties Inflicted in a Game! 5
Most Casualties Suffered in a Game! 8

Tournament Records



Round 1: 2-0 Loss against Happy Tree Friends



Round 1: 3-2 OT Loss against Pernecare Deus

Player Records

TopName#
Games
Oakley
Todd
30
Completions (12)
Griffin
Pearson
Leacock Jnr
2
Touchdowns (30)
Miller
7
Interceptions (1)
Davis Jnr
1
Casualties (45)
Oakley
15
Most Valuable Player (30)
Oakley
12
Star Player Points (344)
Oakley
90
Passing (36)
Griffin
8
Rushing (649)
Teale III
92
Blocks (794)
Oakley
220
Fouls (35)
Mears
Howard III
Mears III
Davis IV
3
Scoring Thrower
Pearson
Leacock Jnr
2
Blocking Thrower
Pearson
2
Blocking Scorer
Miller
5
Triple
Pearson
2
All-rounder


POSITION REST IN PIECES
Hopeful

Hefty
Catcher
Treeman

New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Halfling Catcher
5 2 3+ - 6+
Catch, Dodge, Right Stuff, Sprint, Stunty
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 55k
(55+0)k
 
2
Halfling Hopeful Lineman
5 2 3+ - 6+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  8 0 1 0 0 0 3/18 30k
(30+0)k
 
3
Halfling Hopeful Lineman
5 2 3+ - 6+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
  8 0 0 0 2 1 2/20 50k
(30+20)k
 
4
Halfling Hopeful Lineman
5 2 3+ - 6+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  1 1 0 0 0 0 1/18 30k
(30+0)k
 
5
Halfling Hefty
5 2 3+ - 7+
Dodge, Fend, Stunty
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 50k
(50+0)k
 
6
Halfling Hopeful Lineman
5 2 3+ - 6+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
  17 1 0 0 0 1 0/20 50k
(30+20)k
 
7
Halfling Hefty
5 2 3+ - 7+
Dodge, Fend, Stunty
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 50k
(50+0)k
 
8
Halfling Hopeful Lineman
5 2 3+ - 6+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  17 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 30k
(30+0)k
 
9
Halfling Catcher
6 2 3+ - 6+
Catch, Dodge, Right Stuff, Sprint, Stunty
+MA
  16 0 1 0 0 1 2/20 75k
(55+20)k
 
10
Halfling Hopeful Lineman
5 2 3+ - 6+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 30k
(30+0)k
 
11
Halfling Hopeful Lineman
5 2 3+ - 6+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
  28 1 2 0 2 0 4/20 50k
(30+20)k
 
13
Altern Forest Treeman
2 6 1+ - 10+
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-mate, Timmm-ber!
Block, Break Tackle, Guard
  30 0 0 0 12 5 14/28 200k
(120+80)k
 
14
Halfling Hopeful Lineman
4 2 3+ - 6+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
-ma 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 30k
(30+0)k
 
15
Halfling Hopeful Lineman
5 2 3+ - 6+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  8 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 30k
(30+0)k
 
14 players Halfling Thimble Cup, Old World Classic
Coach: TheGngrNoob Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Halfling Dedicated Fans: 3  
Current Team Value: 990k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 990k Apothecary: Yes  
Games this Season: 0 / 15 Current Re-draft Budget: 1000k

Games Played:30 (2/6/22) |TD Diff:-35 (30 - 65) |Cas Diff:-58 (31/17/5 - 74/23/14)
Last Opponent: Bob's Big Boned Boys

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Gobelins MalinsGoblin960k100/0/050k2 - 31020k244/1/070k1k
Bullied RatsSkaven960k172/0/050k3 - 41000k241/0/020k0k
We Never Win NuffinGoblin1030k80/0/050k1 - 21000k162/0/260k2k
yyyyyyysAmazon970k102/0/040k1 - 41040k326/1/140k2k
Rattus Maximus FCSkaven1010k70/0/040k1 - 21100k152/0/040k1k
Sopron HittersOrc1030k70/0/060k1 - 11150k132/0/120k1k
Safe the PlanetWood Elf1040k241/1/260k3 - 0990k113/0/030k1k
Ellinill’s EnvenomedDark Elf1120k90/1/070k1 - 41150k263/0/060k1k
Rotten Luck RoversNurgle1220k60/1/060k0 - 21340k223/2/070k1k
Damnés des Monts JuraChaos Dwarf1140k162/1/030k1 - 11090k173/1/130k1k
Chiswick! Fresh Horses!!!Orc1240k70/0/060k1 - 21240k181/3/050k1k
mojikWood Elf1170k160/1/040k3 - 31230k222/1/060k2k
Skitter Stabber Leapers mk 4Skaven1280k192/3/080k2 - 21220k212/2/020k1k
Nothing Finer Than CheddarSkaven1240k70/0/040k1 - 51380k324/1/070k1k
Altdorf TigersHuman1360k40/0/030k0 - 21670k121/0/070k1k
Sins And PunishmentDark Elf1360k133/0/060k1 - 11680k101/0/050k1k
Legacy Elves BBWood Elf1390k102/1/140k0 - 31450k202/0/060k1k
WearezebestOrc1400k90/1/030k1 - 31320k295/0/170k1k
Korodale EaglesHuman1440k130/1/030k2 - 31670k255/0/050k1k
Weaponz Goblin1500k81/1/040k0 - 11760k164/0/180k2k
Be Why YouHigh Elf1400k102/1/050k0 - 31760k214/2/170k1k
Ogreat!Ogre1310k103/0/050k0 - 01200k81/2/060k1k
Equos RangersWood Elf1230k81/0/060k0 - 21190k235/0/050k1k
BBT3 Happy Tree FriendsHalfling1280k103/0/020k0 - 2870k162/0/160k1k
Pernecare DeusShambling Undead1270k200/3/250k2 - 31920k242/2/250k0k
Calm KaozGoblin1210k121/0/060k2 - 01420k61/0/050k1k
✞ Testament ✞Goblin1300k123/1/050k0 - 21440k121/0/170k1k
Khemri Play You Every WeekTomb Kings1150k41/0/080k0 - 21120k120/0/170k2k
Bantsville Bears 2.0Human1180k91/0/030k1 - 21490k161/3/050k0k
Bob's Big Boned BoysOgre1270k71/0/050k0 - 11400k151/2/130k1k