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Jaunesnysis
P [L] Halfling

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IMPERIAL ABUSE
ULTRA VIOLENCE + CHILDREN = SCANDAL
THE KIDS ARE NOT ALRIGHT
Imperial Fists BK won a ballgame but lost their pride by badly hurting the child of their own head coach.
Young Stephan de Bylin Jr. - the son of the head coach himself got his ass spanked soo hard he won't be able to say daddy again without falling in to tears. The civil orc-police hasn't yet started an investigation but it is obvious several aspects of hate crime were commited. Hate against latvians (or wherever those midgets claim to be from). Hate against midgets (or whatever those stinkin' foreigners claim to be) and hate against themself for trying too hard to beat up a seriously misarable team such as Jaunesnysis. All in all this reflects the kind of behaviour that aliens show. This newspaper motions that they should be deported.
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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Tjelvar JR
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
Guard, Break Tackle, Grab, Multiple Block, Juggernaut
   35 0 0 0 25 7 85/176 220k
(120+100)k
  
2
Haugstikel JR
Treeman
3 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
Pass, Break Tackle, Guard, +MA
   35 0 0 0 20 7 75/76 220k
(120+100)k
  
3
Polhem JR II
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 m 23 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(0)k
  
5
Lausorken JR
Hefty
5 2 3 7
Dodge, Fend, Stunty
Diving Tackle
   34 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 70k
(50+20)k
  
6
Spark Bläistre JR III
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
7
Lexell JR II
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   18 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
8
Super Mario Frylén JR III
Hefty
5 2 3 7
Dodge, Fend, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
9
Babben Never Dies JR
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   29 0 1 1 0 1 10/16 50k
(30+20)k
  
10
Maven JR IIII
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
11
Spark Bläistre JR III
Catcher
5 2 3 6
Catch, Dodge, Right Stuff, Sprint, Stunty
Sure Feet
   4 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 70k
(50+20)k
  
12
Anna Jansson JR II
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
 m 34 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 50k
(0)k
  
13
Benjamin Snotton
Snotblading
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Sprint
   16 0 1 0 1 1 10/16 40k
(20+20)k
  
15
Crille Crash JR
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Sure Feet, Block, Sprint, Catch
   33 0 25 0 3 7 116/176 140k
(30+110)k
  
11 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: MartinSeptim Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 1240k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 290k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1340k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:35 (12/5/18) |TD Diff:-11 (38 - 49) |Cas Diff:-29 (63/26/5 - 87/26/10)
Last Opponent: Guliga Sirener

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Kanaan Beach ClubHalfling860k93/1/060k0 - 2760k151/2/030k16k
Adidas Squat SquadKhemri860k71/1/010k0 - 21460k151/0/270k21k
Imperial Fists BKSpace Marine890k193/2/020k2 - 01100k124/1/050k9k
Smedby SmurfarGoblin890k181/1/090k3 - 01050k133/2/030k19k
Civila Orc Polisen StrömstadOrc940k51/0/050k0 - 31200k304/3/170k21k
Innsmouth DrownersDeep One960k101/0/030k1 - 21330k173/0/060k13k
Smedby SmurfarGoblin1020k182/0/080k3 - 01140k71/1/010k18k
Teenage Mutant Ninja BanjosHiveling1120k80/0/030k1 - 21800k202/1/080k28k
BWM Blood Bowl AssociationKhorne1140k92/0/050k0 - 21000k234/1/070k11k
Kristinedal Kortväxta KillersChaos Dwarf1110k133/0/040k1 - 11010k141/1/140k10k
Teenage Mutant Ninja BanjosHiveling1110k120/2/020k1 - 11770k194/1/170k25k
Imperial Fists BKSpace Marine1140k70/1/050k0 - 21330k175/0/050k23k
Örebro ÖdeläggareGoblin1120k133/1/040k0 - 01070k92/0/170k22k
Släggös Dyk Sn-Ork-LarOrc1180k70/1/020k0 - 21120k161/1/020k20k
Teenage Mutant Ninja BanjosHiveling1130k182/0/070k3 - 01390k60/0/020k25k
Snotre DameOgre1220k70/0/120k0 - 12200k203/1/080k31k
Teenage Mutant Ninja BanjosHiveling1220k80/0/070k1 - 11570k193/2/070k24k
Djungelns VrålSimyin1190k113/0/070k0 - 1980k101/0/050k21k
Lekeryds MenageriSimyin1260k171/2/060k2 - 01760k133/1/040k20k
Innsmouth DrownersDeep One1250k72/1/040k0 - 41950k263/0/040k25k
Kristinedal Kortväxta KillersChaos Dwarf1290k122/0/040k1 - 21480k235/0/160k26k
Snotre DameOgre1240k203/1/060k3 - 12220k132/1/030k24k
Baddans VikingsNorse1270k112/1/170k0 - 32470k182/0/040k26k
Teenage Mutant Ninja BanjosHiveling1260k120/1/130k1 - 11410k184/1/070k21k
Lords of CrabsBretonnian1270k252/3/140k2 - 11750k152/1/070k34k
Snotre DameOgre1340k173/1/050k2 - 11860k122/0/010k35k
Bystad SerenadWood Elf1320k94/1/040k0 - 22110k151/1/040k31k
Baddans VikingsNorse1310k92/0/120k0 - 22560k214/1/070k30k
Guliga SirenerWharf Dwarf1340k100/1/030k1 - 21000k152/0/040k25k
LizardWizardzLizardmen1340k121/1/050k1 - 22260k215/0/160k25k
Blekinge BullzWood Elf1260k215/1/050k2 - 11630k121/0/030k28k
KaosPatrullenChaos Pact1320k101/0/050k1 - 02070k71/0/030k31k
Snotre DameOgre1350k236/1/080k2 - 11790k151/1/130k24k
KaosPatrullenChaos Pact1350k244/1/080k3 - 22150k194/0/020k28k
Guliga SirenerWharf Dwarf1400k80/0/070k1 - 21410k212/2/140k26k