Recent Forum Topics  Smurf/Goblin/Halflin...

Chainsaw Tactics

NO Seasons! - 2016 P...

Introduction Let me be clear from the very beginning. This team you are about to get to know a little better, May the gods help you, and me!, is nothing of what it might appear to be. Take for instance this wall sized painting of the romanticized and glorified tribal travellers. SCAM, I say! Utter scam!!! They roll around in their animals' dung for crying out loud. Their team name...pfft was "Man-Chu Lone Survivors", but soon in their history someone came up with the idea to make it even fancier. Yuck I say, Yuck. How do I come by writing and sending all this to the editors. Well, for one, they can't read, they believe I'm sending you guys stories of glory and greatness. They are even "subscribers" of your dear gazette! Dear postal service workers, you are in my prayers! Let me share with you what reality is really like. The team owners and sponsors live for one thing only - wealth and riches. The Tribe "bought" the MMC with some shady contract and now they are gold prospecting at a large scale. Several mines are already running, but why stop there? The tribes used to herd the cammels and yacks, now they travel around lookińg for gold - digging tunnels and mines Yang Xa Wei, former scribe from Cathay, now slave with the Man-chu Players Info Location: Whereever gold runs in the ground Nickname: The Gophers Stadium: Mole Hole at Molehill Hall Surface: A carpet most arabesque Colors: Light orange and Sienna Sponsor: Ming Mining Company Rivals: Not established yet

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
[SL] Shambhala Sweepers	Isha	990k	14	1/0/2	50k	1 - 3	1060k	17	0/0/0	60k	21k
White Elfs	Avelorn	1040k	7	1/0/0	10k	0 - 1	1000k	12	2/0/0	40k	10k
[SL] Denizens of Hell Pit	Clan Moulder	1030k	13	1/1/2	10k	0 - 1	1020k	16	3/1/0	70k	15k
Petting Zoo People	Were	1100k	16	1/1/3	70k	1 - 1	1250k	15	3/0/0	80k	19k
Rerolled	Khorne	1160k	11	0/0/1	60k	1 - 1	1280k	15	3/0/0	60k	19k
[SLO] Zela Zaajin	Squig	1230k	13	3/2/0	40k	0 - 1	1280k	16	1/2/1	60k	15k
Fourfooted Wrath	Zoat	1140k	12	2/0/0	20k	1 - 1	980k	10	1/0/0	30k	20k
Blekinge Bulls [SL]	Wood Elf	1250k	12	0/2/0	50k	1 - 2	1410k	13	0/1/0	50k	28k
[SL] Crimson Tide Fellas	Sons of Stromfels	1250k	18	1/0/1	70k	3 - 0	1140k	8	1/0/0	40k	19k
[SL] In Stitches	Flesh Golem	1380k	7	1/1/0	50k	0 - 2	1560k	14	0/0/1	50k	28k
SL Something Fishy	Sons of Stromfels	1360k	8	0/1/0	30k	0 - 2	1390k	19	3/0/1	50k	26k
Akelarre Slaaneshí	Daemons of Slaanesh	1250k	11	0/1/0	70k	1 - 1	1120k	11	1/0/0	60k	17k
Gospodar's Go-getters	Kislev	1420k	17	1/1/2	70k	1 - 0	1550k	8	1/0/0	40k	30k
All Slayer	Slayer	1470k	17	1/2/0	80k	2 - 0	1440k	5	0/0/0	30k	26k
[SL] La Jolie Mort	Lahmian	1530k	9	0/0/0	70k	1 - 3	1640k	16	0/0/0	70k	28k
Cabronas SL	Beastmen	1620k	11	3/0/0	40k	0 - 1	1780k	14	2/0/1	30k	27k
El Sindicato de Estibadores	Pirates of Sartosa	1620k	13	2/1/1	40k	0 - 2	1580k	18	5/0/0	60k	31k
El Sindicato de Estibadores	Pirates of Sartosa	1620k	8	0/0/0	10k	1 - 2	1700k	19	2/1/0	50k	32k