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We Will Assassinate You
Roster [L] Dark Elf

INAUGURAL CHAMPIONS OF THE MIGHTY ALLIGATOR TEAM EXCHANGE (MATE)

Everyone else is here for the glorious game of Bloodbowl. We Will Assassinate You, only turns up to games with one aim in mind. Murder, Assassinations, and all other kinds of bloody and murderous mischief. You might start with 11 players, Amara Shan and her team of loyal footballers can guarantee you will not finish with 11.

You may win the game, but you'll have to forfeit the rest of your season for lack of players. Murder and Mayhem are what this team is all about.

Make sure not to bring any fans to away games. Apprentice Assassins, homicidal Sorcerers and fanatical Witch Elves are always trying to catch Amara's eye for a place in "We Will Assassinate You" by performing the most violent bloodthirsty and cruel acts of barbarity, using the away fans as their unwilling subjects of torture. The home stadium aptly named "Murder is Fun" has reported problems of a severe lack of returning away fans. However, nobody is really sure why.

Away Games for "We Will Assassinate You" aren't much healthier for opposing fans, as only the most sadistic of hardcore fans travel with the team. Usually there is a healthy competition between the players on the pitch and the fans in the stands of who can spill the most blood.

Whoever you are, whether you're playing or simply out for a day of BloodBowl. Be sure to prepare to die.

Having asserted their authority over their opponents in the MATE tournament, Amara Shan and her loyal We Will Assassinate You teammates are eager to continue their bloody and murderous path to the top of the literal pile. The pile of dead they leave in their wake after every "game" of blood bowl.

If you thought last season left a trail of broken bodies, get ready for new heights of barbarism this season. Amara Shan has a point to prove, and she won't rest until her enemies, sorry opponents, are left broken, bleeding or dead in front of her.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Gilan Sirat
Witch Elf
7 3 4 7
Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up
   4 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 110k
(110+0)k
  
2
Dalie Banipal
Witch Elf
7 3 4 7
Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up
   4 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 110k
(110+0)k
  
3
Amara Shan
Assassin
6 3 4 7
Shadowing, Stab
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(90+0)k
  
4
Yuviol Douger
Assassin
6 3 4 7
Shadowing, Stab
Sure Hands
   4 1 2 1 0 1 14/16 110k
(90+20)k
  
5
Pelan Shaya
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
   4 0 1 0 1 0 5/6 100k
(100+0)k
  
6
Laurot Milo
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Mighty Blow
   4 0 0 0 4 1 13/16 130k
(100+30)k
  
7
Linafa Kirstwig
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
   4 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 100k
(100+0)k
  
8
Eldri Medsa
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 100k
(100+0)k
  
9
Silimi Qidan
Runner
7 3 4 7
Dump-Off
Block, Side Step
   4 2 4 0 0 1 19/31 120k
(80+40)k
  
10
Edri Hamako
Runner
7 3 4 7
Dump-Off
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80+0)k
  
11
Goruvie Roderik
Lineman
6 3 4 8   4 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
11 players  
Coach: ZachSully94 Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Dark Elf Fan Factor: 3  
Current Team Value: 1400k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 30k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1400k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:4 (2/2/0) |TD Diff:3 (8 - 5) |Cas Diff:2 (5/2/0 - 4/1/0)
Last Opponent: Turris Tigers

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Kings of the Skull ServantsShambling Undead1000k111/0/080k2 - 11000k100/1/030k16k
Squeaky's FurminatorsSkaven1060k181/0/060k3 - 11000k122/0/010k13k
Ribbit RibbitSlann1140k192/2/050k2 - 21100k131/0/080k14k
Turris TigersBretonnian1220k141/0/070k1 - 11130k111/0/020k21k