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Ulgu Clans Gnomes
Retired [L] SLICC Gnome



Leader:
Cudgelfish

Nickname:
Knicker Nickers

Team Colours:
Chrome & Brass

Team ethos:
1. Collect CAS
2. ??????
3. Profit



The Mystery

Many across the Old World didn't know whether Gnomes really existed. Perhaps only the locals in the duchies bordering the Mirror Moors and nearby the Midden Marshes would recognise the odd diminutive pedlar or wandering illusionist seeking a few coin.

Be they real or myth, tales of gnomes circulated around the cities, townships and halmets but none agree about their origins or intent.

There is though one common recurring theme in these stories. That Gnomes take initimate trophies from those they best. What for remains contested. Secretive engineering and scientific trials? The darks arts of the Grey Wind of Magic? Strange perversions? Self-amusement?

When news broke of a Gnome BloodBowl team many laughed. What were they going to do? Dance a funny jig and try and snag a Minotaur with a fishing rod?

When it was when it was announced the team would be sponsored by the corporate giant UCG - Universal Consumer Goods then people started to really take an interest....
ULGU CLANS GNOMES

The Gnomes hate each other!
But they hate everyone and everything else more, just enough to unite a few clans to go and punch some greenskins.

Cudgelfish hates everyone the most and was duly put in charge of this uneasy alliance.

The only instruction was to "bring back that which we require!"

"Wha' the #*@% does that mean, you massive bunch of ยข*&#$" bellowed Cudgelfish. "Yooze wan me to bring back their kecks or summin'?"

"......"

"Oh"

Unique items in The Collection:
19
13-2-4-0-0-0-0-0


Objectives
1. Reach and maintain full positionals plus 7 Linemen
2. Develop Cobra Assault Cannon


UNIVERSAL CONSUMER GOODS



Everyone know of UCG products, but nobody seems to know much about UCG itself. Scholars have studied them but always get lost in a web of shadow companies, subsidiaries, and umbrella arrangements. Jokingly it's been described as a complex illusion of a corporation. Little do they know.....

In preparation for the launch of the SLICC tournament, UCG have created 5 new units for the UCG:

Enforcement of Dead Greenskins Series 209 (EDG-209)

GnomoStomp* 2.3

XT-809 Hoverdrone

C1 Fieldcycle

Cobra Assault Cannon



*Three variants from the GnomoStomp development project have existed
Version 1 (Discontinued due to 'pilot' insubordination)
Version 2.1 (Quality control issues at testing)
Version 2.2 (Ventilation fault)



Players



Development Plan
UNIVERSAL CONSUMER GOODS:
- Guard, Grab, Multiple Block

- Mighty Blow, Guard, Tackle

- Block, Sidestep/Dauntless

- Pro, Block

Wrestle/DP

The Collection




Rookie Items
Smashed Ankle (EDG-209 P) => Pristine bloomers
Serious Concussion (Merfiz) => Fetid briefs
Smashed Hip (Dodging) => Weathered jockstrap
Serious Concussion (Xassa) => Cinder mound
Broken Ribs (Xassa) => Billowing gas cluster
Damaged Back (Xassa) => Damp seaweed
Dead (GnomoStomp 2.3) => Lace panties
Smashed Hip (Xassa) => Lubricated retaining bolts
Dead (Wardon) => Matted rags
Damaged Back (Xassa) => Damp seaweed
Fractured Skull (Wardon) => Clamped leather pouch
Killed (Wardon) => Simple pants
Broken Ribs (GnomoStomp 2.3) => Simple pants

Experienced Items
Dead (Xassa) => Pink frilly knickers
Smashed Collar Bone (EDG-209 P) => Ragged loincloth

Veteran Items
Smashed Collar Bone (Krici) => Weathered jockstrap
Fractured Skull (Merfiz) => Stained Y-fronts
Smashed Ankle (Wardon) => Weathered jockstrap
Dead (Wardon) => Hair matted pants

Emerging Star Items

Star Items

Superstar Items

Megastar Items

Legendary Items

Seasons




Conference - 3rd in 8 (3-1-1) Collectables = 6

After a bad beating to start, UCG couldn't have asked for more with wins against Black Dwarves, Blood Dragons and Water Elementals.
1.2 collection rate


Post-Season - (1-0-2) Collectables = 4

A hard post-season started with a brilliant win over the Firmir, after that it got messy culminating in the permanent destruction of Gnomostomp 2.3 e1. Rebuilding needed looking ahead
1.33 collection rate


Friendlies - (0-1-0) Collectables = 1

A lucrative rematch vs the Sappers brought in the cash for a new GnomoStomp 2.3. Feeling better prepared for season 2
1 collection rate


Conference - 6 in 10 (2-1-2) Collectables = 5

1 collection rate


Post-Season - (0-1-2) Collectables = 3

1 collection rate


Friendlies - (1-0-0) Collectables = 0

0 collection rate

The Anthem



Time to go to work, Work all game, We need underpants hey!
We won't stop until we have underpants!
Yum tum yummy tum tay!

Time to go to work, Work and fight, Search for underpants yay!
We won't stop until we have underpants!
Yum tum yummy tum tay!







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Logo by Me.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
EDG-209 Prototype
Gnomish Contraption
3 6 1 10
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm
Guard, Block
   21 0 0 0 7 2 24/ 190k
(140+50)k
  
2
GnomoStomp 2.3 e2
Gnomish Contraption
3 7 1 10
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm
+ST, Guard
   11 0 0 0 6 3 27/ 210k
(140+70)k
  
3
Wardon
Blitzer
6 3 3 8
Block, Stunty
Mighty Blow, Tackle, Guard
   21 0 1 0 9 3 36/ 130k
(70+60)k
  
4
Hufty
Blitzer
6 3 3 8
Block, Stunty
Mighty Blow
   1 0 1 0 0 1 8/ 90k
(70+20)k
  
5
Krici (XT-809)
Runner
6 3 3 6
Dodge, Stunty, Sure Hands
+ST, Guard
 -ma 14 0 5 0 0 1 20/ 140k
(60+80)k
  
6
Vorybar (C1)
Runner
7 2 3 6
Dodge, Stunty, Sure Hands
Block, Side Step, Fend
   21 0 10 0 0 4 50/ 120k
(60+60)k
  
7
Zaniniana
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Stunty
   19 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
10
Trarick
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Stunty
Wrestle
   4 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 60k
(40+20)k
  
11
Qila
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
12
Aridira
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
13
Luddith
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Stunty
Wrestle
   11 0 1 0 0 1 8/ 60k
(40+20)k
  
14
Wilwin
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
15
Clarence Bombdropper
Bombardier
6 3 3 7
Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
13 players  
Coach: C0ddlefish Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: SLICC Gnome Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 1590k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 160k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1590k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:21 (8/6/7) |TD Diff:-4 (21 - 25) |Cas Diff:-29 (26/14/6 - 51/15/9)
Last Opponent: Wasted from the Wastes

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Religious NutsSLICC Sisters of Sigmar970k70/1/010k0 - 2990k131/0/040k10k
Night SwordsSLICC Blood Dragon990k121/1/060k1 - 0960k123/0/020k14k
Uzkulak SappersSLICC Black Dwarf1060k173/0/070k2 - 01050k123/0/050k19k
Shape HuntersSLICC Elemental - Earth1110k141/2/040k1 - 11170k143/0/040k23k
Scouring TidesSLICC Elemental - Water1180k121/1/060k1 - 01130k121/1/160k22k
Swamp Creatures of the FogeyeSLICC Fimir1190k131/0/060k2 - 11260k203/2/130k26k
Golden City GladiatorsSLICC Khainite Assassins1200k91/0/210k0 - 31300k151/0/170k24k
Skirr's Skryre WinnersSLICC Clan Skryre1270k120/1/150k1 - 2990k184/0/140k19k
Uzkulak SappersSLICC Black Dwarf1130k80/1/070k1 - 11290k102/0/080k19k
A.C. PinetiSLICC Slaanesh1350k110/0/060k2 - 01000k113/0/050k21k
Dirty Grotty HijinkzSLICC Gnoblar1400k214/2/050k2 - 01400k53/0/060k26k
Scouring TidesSLICC Elemental - Water1530k70/1/010k0 - 31580k221/3/060k32k
Uzkulak SappersSLICC Black Dwarf1310k70/1/060k0 - 01380k112/0/120k29k
Pale Zar's HarbingersSLICC Kurgan1560k122/1/050k0 - 21380k202/1/140k23k
Rockmaw GluttonsSLICC Ogre Kingdom1510k72/0/080k0 - 31420k232/2/150k25k
Nippon HamburgersSLICC Ninja Flings1420k183/1/150k1 - 21300k153/1/080k21k
Orion's OcelotsSLICC Kurnous1620k100/0/130k1 - 11750k226/0/040k21k
Bloodslick BrotherhoodSLICC Khorne1670k152/0/050k2 - 11700k225/2/050k26k
Upcycled All-StarsSLICC Flesh Golem1550k121/1/050k1 - 1980k121/2/050k24k
Nippon HamburgersSLICC Ninja Flings1490k163/0/160k1 - 11690k141/0/240k33k
Wasted from the WastesSLICC Centigor1610k131/0/070k2 - 11360k121/1/060k27k