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Night Goblin Nasties Reserves
Retired [L] XXXL Showcase

THE NIGHT GOBLIN NASTIES RESERVES

These Nasty little Gobbo's have the right stuff! They pass, they fight, they block, they foul, and all the while they look amazing doing it. Never have a harder, sexier bunch of little green boyz taken the field. Striking fear into the heart of the opposition doesn't do them justice. Calling them the bestest, baddest, ballsiest little motherf***ers on the face of the earth DOESN"T DO THEM JUSTICE. There isn't a single one of them their coach wouldn't kill for. There isn't a single one of them their coach would'nt die for. They are the greatest. The bestest. The most amazingnessest ever. Marvin the depressed paranoid android would shit his metal pants in excitement and joy if he ever got to meet them. The difference between the Night Goblin Nasties Reserves and God is that the Night Goblin Nasties Reserves don't want God on their team. If you actually got the chance to attend one of their games in person your head would probably explode just from the sheer awesome, amazing fucking whoa whoa oh my god its the Night Goblin Nasties Reserves incredibleness of the whole thing. And I'm toning it down. There actually more sensational than what I've put down here. The dictionary doesn't have enough superlatives to describe them. They are better than the opposition. They are better than you. They are so good, they are even better than themselves. Which is a paradox that can destroy supercomputers. Betting agencies just give away money if they play a game.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Snot Goudenuff
Troll 1
4 5 1+ - 9+
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-mate
Block
   7 0 0 0 4 0 9/ 145k
(115+30)k
  
2
Snot Kaypabul
Troll 2
5 5 1+ - 9+
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-mate
+MA, Break Tackle
   7 0 0 0 4 2 18/ 175k
(115+60)k
  
6
Son of The Black Gobbo
Goblin 03
6 2 3+ - 7+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
7
Mista Koach's Boy
Goblin 04
6 2 3+ - 7+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
8
Lettdown Jr.
Goblin 05
6 2 3+ - 7+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
9
Rob da Orinj Peela
Goblin 06
6 2 3+ - 7+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
10
Grak da Uniform Washa
Goblin 07
6 2 3+ - 7+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
11
Nubbin da Boot Polisha
Goblin 11
6 2 3+ - 7+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
12
Sod da Bugga
Goblin 08
6 2 3+ - 7+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
9 players Bribery and Corruption, Low Cost Linemen
Coach: Happy_Amateur Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: XXXL Showcase Dedicated Fans: 5  
Current Team Value: 780k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 30k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 780k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:8 (1/1/6) |TD Diff:-8 (2 - 10) |Cas Diff:-5 (16/10/1 - 25/2/5)
Last Opponent: XXXL Filler 07

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
XXXL Filler 07XXXL Showcase1070k153/3/070k1 - 1730k102/1/030k0k
XXXL Filler 07XXXL Showcase1200k113/0/070k1 - 01090k83/0/130k0k
XXXL Filler 10XXXL Showcase1380k144/2/050k0 - 11010k175/0/160k1k
XXXL Filler 10XXXL Showcase1610k102/0/140k0 - 11040k92/0/070k1k
Billy No-MatesXXXL Showcase1640k61/0/060k0 - 11150k195/0/270k2k
Billy No-MatesXXXL Showcase1510k60/2/030k0 - 21340k142/1/170k1k
HedgecuttersXXXL Showcase1450k40/1/020k0 - 21160k205/0/030k1k
XXXL Filler 07XXXL Showcase1250k143/2/030k0 - 21310k101/0/050k1k