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Slayer Women From Hell
Retired [X2] Amazon

You want a nice and friendly game eh?
Well then dont go up against these angels of mercy, they have mercy in the sense that they slit your throat so you dont have to suffer after being mangled on the pitch... :)

If you wanna meet the women in RL it says where in the parethesis...





First game: they roll 6 double skulls and one RIP....
Second game: they were lucky as hell, these women might have a bright future after all...
Third game: They were breaking the poor high elves armor like it was made of paper, the future keeps looking good for the old ladies
Fourth game: The luck continues and we beat the orcs easily
Fifth game: amazing luck.. all pows and succeeded dodges throughout the game.. I feel for my opponent who didnt stand a chance to fight my luck combined with his own bad luck
Sixth game: the lucky streak came to an abrupt halt but still managed to squeeze in a winning touchdown in the second.
Seventh game: Was a good match for us till the filthy orcs last turn in the second half where he started with niggling a lino and since it was the last round my apoth was out on the pitch quickly to patch her up only to have our best blitzer get killed in the games last tackle...
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Dodge
Guard, Mighty Blow
  9 1 4 0 1 1 20/ 130k
(143)k
 
2
Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Dodge
Frenzy, Mighty Blow
  10 0 4 0 7 0 26/ 140k
(133)k
 
3
Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Dodge
  2 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 90k
(90)k
 
4
Blitzer
6 3 4 7
Block, Dodge
+AG, Guard
  10 1 3 1 2 0 16/ 150k
(153)k
 
5
Catcher
6 3 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Block, Side Step
  10 2 4 0 1 0 16/ 110k
(138)k
 
6
Thrower
7 3 3 7
Dodge, Pass
Accurate, +MA
  10 22 1 0 0 1 30/ 120k
(138)k
 
7
Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
Block
  4 1 0 0 0 1 6/ 70k
(90)k
 
8
Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
Guard
  7 0 2 0 0 1 11/ 80k
(85)k
 
9
Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
  10 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 50k
(50)k
 
10
Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
Block, Tackle
  10 1 0 0 5 1 16/ 90k
(120)k
 
11
Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
Block, Tackle
  10 1 2 0 2 2 21/ 90k
(120)k
 
12
Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
Block
  7 0 1 0 3 1 14/ 70k
(90)k
 
13
Catcher
6 3 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Block
  7 1 2 0 0 1 12/ 90k
(120)k
 
14
Thrower
6 3 3 7
Dodge, Pass
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(65)k
 
14 players  
Coach: Malathlon Re-Rolls (80k): 5  
Race: Amazon Fan Factor: 12  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 30k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1730k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:10 (9/0/1) |TD Diff:19 (26 - 7) |Cas Diff:9 (10/9/7 - 6/6/5)
Last Opponent: Why Did I Play Them
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Orc44/0/02.3-0.30.3   0.8   0.5-1.0   0.3   0.8-15k
Dark Elf11/0/03.0-1.00.0   0.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-30k
Elven Union11/0/04.0-1.03.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.0-70k
High Elf22/0/03.0-0.01.5   1.5   0.5-0.0   1.0   0.545k
Necromantic Horror10/0/12.0-3.02.0   1.0   1.0-0.0   2.0   0.0-40k
Norse11/0/02.0-1.01.0   1.0   2.0-2.0   0.0   1.0-120k
Total109/0/12.6-0.71.0   0.9   0.7-0.6   0.6   0.5-23k