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Desperate Househusbands
P [L] Norse Dwarf

Norse Dwarfs are a hybrid culture, combining the martial ferocity of the Dwarfs, with the strongly matriarchal (not to say rabidly feminist) culture of neighbouring Norsca.

Accordingly, the Norse Dwarfs spend their days in domestic drudgery, meekly following the dictates of their implacable mistresses.

Renowned for their housework skills, Norse Dwarfs are sought after around the world as mail order husbands.

Perhaps unsurprisingly, when they are allowed onto the pitch for their weekly outing, they transform into one of the most feared teams in all Blood Bowl.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Nigel is very nice
Norse Dwarf Runner
6 3 3 8
Dauntless, Sure Hands, Thick Skull
Block, Tackle
   12 0 4 0 2 1 21/31 130k
(90+40)k
  
2
Simon is so sweet ii
Norse Dwarf Runner
6 3 3 8
Dauntless, Sure Hands, Thick Skull
Block
   3 0 2 0 0 1 11/16 110k
(90+20)k
  
3
Kevin keeps the kitchen spotless
Norse Dwarf Berserker
5 3 3 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Tackle
   13 0 1 0 5 2 23/31 130k
(90+40)k
  
4
Lars loves to do the laundry
Norse Dwarf Berserker
5 3 3 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up, Thick Skull
Dodge, Mighty Blow
   12 0 2 0 1 2 18/31 140k
(90+50)k
  
5
Snorri snores a lot ii
Norse Dwarf Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
   8 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 90k
(90+0)k
  
6
Axel acts the fool ii
Norse Dwarf Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow
   6 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 110k
(90+20)k
  
8
Charles is charming with the children ii
Norse Dwarf
5 3 2 8
Block, Thick Skull
   4 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
9
Peter if perfect with the pets
Norse Dwarf
5 3 2 8
Block, Thick Skull
Guard
   13 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 80k
(60+20)k
  
10
Gustav is good in the garden
Norse Dwarf
5 3 2 8
Block, Thick Skull
Guard
   13 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 80k
(60+20)k
  
11
Clive is so clever around the house
Norse Dwarf
5 3 2 8
Block, Thick Skull
Guard, Stand Firm
   13 0 0 0 6 1 17/31 100k
(60+40)k
  
17
Trey Strongfield
Journeyman Norse Dwarf
5 3 2 8
Block, Thick Skull
Loner
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
18
Julius Quickbrook
Journeyman Norse Dwarf
5 3 2 8
Block, Thick Skull
Loner
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
10 players  
Coach: smeborg Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Norse Dwarf Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 1440k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 160k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1440k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:13 (7/3/3) |TD Diff:9 (18 - 9) |Cas Diff:1 (15/7/4 - 15/5/5)
Last Opponent: Banda Sagrada de Magritta
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Blood Dragon11/0/03.0-0.01.0   0.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   0.030k
Pirates of Sartosa10/1/01.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.0-110k
Clan Skryre11/0/01.0-0.00.0   2.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.0-20k
Daemons of Slaanesh11/0/02.0-0.02.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.010k
Elemental - Air11/0/02.0-0.02.0   1.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   2.0210k
Ethereal10/1/01.0-1.04.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   1.0-190k
Hobgoblin11/0/02.0-0.02.0   0.0   1.0-3.0   0.0   0.0120k
Hobgoblin Slavers10/0/11.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.0-50k
Kurnous10/0/10.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.010k
Myrmidia10/0/11.0-2.00.0   2.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-390k
Snakemen10/1/01.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   2.0-130k
Valkyrie11/0/02.0-1.02.0   0.0   1.0-3.0   2.0   0.0-220k
Witch Elf11/0/01.0-0.00.0   2.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-420k
Total137/3/31.4-0.71.2   0.5   0.3-1.2   0.4   0.4-88k