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Minutes or Centuries
P [L] Chaos Dwarf


Location: Southern Wastes
Nickname: The Clocks
Stadium: Artifice Arena
Surface: Gears

Colors: Metallic
Sponsor: pSyeiko
Rivals: Amateur Professionals
(You know what you did...)



TEAM BIO

Much like their myriad of miraculous manufactured mechanisms, will the players implode after a few minutes on the pitch, or will they live to see Season 100 of SWL or even 100 games, casualties or touchdowns? Only time will tell...

TIMELESS LEGENDS

The Grandfather: 2 Twahnlows, 37 touchdowns. Fastest iron hooves you ever saw, but as quickly as he raced toward legend he was taken from us. Rest easy friend!

The Ticker: 5 Twahnlows, 42 casualties dealt by the infamous Grabby-Clawz™. The second victim worth remembering in the darkest day of the teams history. Many a High Elf (and anyone else let's be honest) shall be brutalized in your honour!

Rolex: While striving to be the third Legend of the team their journey was cut short, though the fists of a Flesh Golem meant their body lived on a little longer through the Turbo Wolves.

Overthyme: Running safety for several seasons, their erratic training paid off immensely and earned them unlikely legendary status as a hobgoblin. Their final game? Winning the Bob Borc Cup!

Daylight Savings: The last surviving member of the original team, they saw the pitch a whopping 66 games (a record eclipsed only by players of the Pitch Painters), saw the team to their Bob Borc Cup victory, and earned the status of Legend for their sendoff game.

Paleo: A superstar instrumental in the Golden Age of the team, with 23 casualties in 32 games and even a touchdown! Now enjoying a cushie retirement.

THE CABINET & SEASON RESULTS



Season & DivisionPositionW-D-L
89 Conference
90 Premier
91 Conference
92 Premier
93 Conference
94 Premier
95 Conference
96 Conference
Bob Borc Cup III
97 Premier
98 Premier
99 Conference
00 Premier		1st
7th
2nd
7th
2nd
5th
3rd
4th
1st
3rd
6th
1st
3rd		5¹-0-1
3-0-4
3-3-1
2-1-4
4-2-1
3-1-3
3-3-1
4-2-1
5-2-0
3-2-2
1-3-3
5-1-1
3-3-1


PROMINENT PLAYERS OF THE PRESENT

OMEGA & Sandman: Successors of The Grandfather, this tag team of blitzing and ball carrying Bull Centaurs are developing into potent forces in their own right. They may be new Legends in the making.

BINGO
The best results against each team; gold for a win, silver for a draw, bronze for a loss, and grey if we haven't played them. Only 7 more golds to collect!



Bio template by Balle2000

New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
2
Enter
Bull Centaur Blitzer
6 4 4+ 6+ 10+
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
Block
   5 0 1 0 0 1 1/20 150k
(130+20)k
  
3
Sandman
Bull Centaur Blitzer
6 5 4+ 6+ 10+
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, +ST, Break Tackle, Pro
 m 70 0 9 0 59 4 Legend
161
 310k
(0)k
  
4
Gold Age
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 4+ 6+ 10+
Block, Iron Hard Skin, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow
   25 0 0 0 6 3 10/24 110k
(70+40)k
  
5
Platinum Age
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 4+ 6+ 10+
Block, Iron Hard Skin, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle
   24 0 0 0 6 5 6/28 130k
(70+60)k
  
6
Ruby Age
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 5+ 6+ 10+
Block, Iron Hard Skin, Thick Skull
Guard
 -ag 11 0 0 0 1 2 4/20 90k
(70+20)k
  
7
Sapphire Age
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 4+ 6+ 10+
Block, Iron Hard Skin, Thick Skull
   12 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 70k
(70+0)k
  
8
Emerald Age
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 4+ 6+ 10+
Block, Iron Hard Skin, Thick Skull
Guard
   12 0 0 0 1 1 0/20 90k
(70+20)k
  
9
Diamond Age
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 4+ 6+ 10+
Block, Iron Hard Skin, Thick Skull
   11 0 0 0 2 0 4/18 70k
(70+0)k
  
11
Tuesday
Hobgoblin Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 40k
(40+0)k
  
12
Wednesday
Hobgoblin Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Dauntless
   5 0 0 0 0 1 1/20 50k
(40+10)k
  
13
Thursday
Hobgoblin Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 40k
(40+0)k
  
14
Friday
Hobgoblin Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+   5 1 0 0 0 0 1/18 40k
(40+0)k
  
15
Saturday
Hobgoblin Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 40k
(40+0)k
  
16
Sunday
Hobgoblin Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 40k
(40+0)k
  
13 players (+1 player missing next game) Badlands Brawl, Favoured of Hashut
Coach: SkittleMosaic Re-Rolls (140k): 2  
Race: Chaos Dwarf Dedicated Fans: 2  
Current Team Value: 1150k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 185k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1460k Apothecary: Yes  
Games this Season: 5 / 7 Current Re-draft Budget: 1305k

Games Played:109 (51/26/32) |TD Diff:34 (140 - 106) |Cas Diff:101 (136/117/32 - 81/94/9)
Last Opponent: Ahuriri Unearthly
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon74/3/01.6-0.91.3   1.3   0.4-0.9   1.3   0.033k
Black Orc82/4/21.3-1.40.9   0.8   0.4-1.3   0.5   0.0-8k
Chaos Chosen32/0/11.7-1.00.7   0.3   0.3-0.3   0.3   0.0-97k
Chaos Renegade21/0/11.0-0.50.5   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.5   0.095k
Dark Elf43/0/11.8-0.81.5   0.8   0.3-0.3   0.5   0.010k
Dwarf53/1/10.6-0.21.2   0.6   0.2-1.4   1.2   0.28k
Elven Union11/0/02.0-0.01.0   2.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-230k
Goblin31/0/21.0-1.33.0   1.7   0.3-1.0   2.0   0.0170k
Halfling42/0/22.5-2.32.5   1.5   0.3-1.3   1.0   0.3360k
High Elf52/1/21.6-1.61.2   1.8   0.2-0.4   0.4   0.2-16k
Human22/0/02.0-0.50.0   1.5   0.5-0.0   1.0   0.0140k
Imperial Nobility10/1/01.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.0-40k
Khorne21/0/11.5-1.01.5   1.0   0.0-0.5   1.0   0.0-30k
Lizardmen41/2/11.0-1.01.3   1.3   0.5-0.3   0.8   0.0-95k
Necromantic Horror125/3/41.2-0.91.3   0.4   0.3-1.1   1.3   0.1-90k
Norse32/1/01.7-1.00.0   2.3   0.3-0.3   1.0   0.0380k
Nurgle31/1/11.0-1.01.0   2.0   0.3-1.3   1.0   0.3-67k
Ogre10/1/01.0-1.01.0   2.0   1.0-1.0   1.0   0.0-40k
Old World Alliance21/0/10.5-0.50.5   0.5   0.0-1.5   0.0   0.055k
Orc125/3/41.2-0.80.7   0.8   0.1-0.8   0.8   0.1-54k
Shambling Undead31/0/20.7-1.31.7   1.0   0.0-1.0   1.3   0.07k
Skaven64/1/11.5-0.71.5   1.5   0.3-0.2   1.0   0.2105k
Snotling30/1/20.3-1.33.0   0.3   0.7-0.3   0.0   0.097k
Tomb Kings43/0/11.3-0.51.0   0.8   0.8-0.5   0.8   0.3150k
Underworld Denizens74/2/11.4-0.92.1   1.9   0.3-0.6   0.6   0.0250k
Vampire10/0/11.0-2.01.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-240k
Wood Elf10/1/01.0-1.00.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   1.0-110k
Total10951/26/321.3-1.01.2   1.1   0.3-0.7   0.9   0.135k