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P [C] Imperial Nobility

Dear and gentle reader, we live today in "interesting times". Graft and corruption are commonplace, as are bribery, money-laundering, skullduggery, nepotism, decadence, degeneracy, moral turpitude and all conceivable forms of criminal enterprise. Everything is traded and for sale - especially noble titles and high public office.

And so it is that in our day the once noble ranks of the Blood Bowl playing aristocracy have been filled with vermin, cut-purses, cut-throats, riffraff, scoundrels, impostors, snobs, nouveaux riches, rascals, chancers - indeed every denizen of the worst hives of scum and villainy that this blasted earth has ever vomited forth.

They make a desert and call it social climbing!

[Note: Not wanting to tax the patience of our dear and gentle reader, we have used the short forms of the once noble titles. For example: "Warden of the Cinque Stadia" in lieu of "His Supreme Excellency Warden of the Cinque Stadia, Marquis of Middenland, Keeper of Nuffle's Sacred Memorabilia (disputed), Bailiff of the Howling Hills Hundreds, Grand Knight of the Order of the Armoured Codpiece, Third Cup-Bearer to His Imperial Majesty, &c., &c.".]
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Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
His Lordship's Lapdog
Ogre
5 5 4+ 5+ 10+
Bone Head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-mate
Guard, Stand Firm
   15 0 0 0 7 3 12/24 180k
(140+40)k
  
2
His Lordship Loadsamoney
Noble Blitzer
7 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Block, Catch
Dodge, Tackle
 m 15 0 4 0 3 0 4/24 145k
(0)k
  
3
His Grace Gotrichquick iii
Noble Blitzer
7 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Block, Catch
   4 0 1 0 1 0 5/18 105k
(105+0)k
  
4
The Lord Privy Seal ii
Bodyguard
6 3 3+ 5+ 9+
Stand Firm, Wrestle
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 90k
(90+0)k
  
5
Warden of the Cinque Stadia
Bodyguard
6 3 3+ 5+ 9+
Stand Firm, Wrestle
Guard
 n, n, m 14 0 1 0 1 1 3/20 110k
(0)k
  
8
Holder of the Chamberpot ii
Imperial Thrower
6 3 3+ 3+ 9+
Pass, Running Pass
Sure Hands, Block
   10 9 1 0 0 1 2/24 115k
(75+40)k
  
9
Master of the Horse
Imperial Thrower
6 3 3+ 3+ 9+
Pass, Running Pass
Leader, Block
   14 4 3 0 0 2 7/24 115k
(75+40)k
  
10
The Horse
Imperial Retainer Lineman
6 3 4+ 4+ 8+
Fend
Wrestle
   15 0 0 0 0 1 1/20 55k
(45+10)k
  
11
And Groom
Imperial Retainer Lineman
6 3 4+ 4+ 8+
Fend
Tackle
 n 13 0 0 0 0 1 2/20 55k
(45+10)k
  
12
Flunky iv
Imperial Retainer Lineman
6 3 4+ 4+ 8+
Fend
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 45k
(45+0)k
  
13
Lackey
Imperial Retainer Lineman
6 3 4+ 4+ 8+
Fend
Wrestle, Frenzy
   15 0 1 0 0 1 0/24 65k
(45+20)k
  
14
Majordomo
Imperial Retainer Lineman
6 3 4+ 4+ 8+
Fend
   11 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 45k
(45+0)k
  
15
Bar Steward
Imperial Retainer Lineman
6 3 4+ 4+ 8+
Fend
 n 11 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 45k
(45+0)k
  
11 players (+2 players missing next game) Old World Classic
Coach: smeborg Re-Rolls (140k): 2  
Race: Imperial Nobility Dedicated Fans: 3  
Current Team Value: 1105k (±280) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 110k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1360k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:15 (7/2/6) |TD Diff:0 (14 - 14) |Cas Diff:-10 (10/2/5 - 11/12/4)
Last Opponent: Panik All Stars
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
High Elf21/1/01.5-1.00.5   1.0   0.0-0.5   0.5   0.5-85k
Chaos Dwarf11/0/02.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.0-30k
Chaos Renegade11/0/02.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.0-50k
Dark Elf10/1/01.0-1.01.0   0.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-50k
Dwarf10/0/10.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   1.0-60k
Goblin10/0/10.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   3.0   0.030k
Halfling11/0/01.0-0.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0180k
Human21/0/11.0-1.00.5   0.0   0.5-0.5   0.5   0.510k
Orc31/0/20.7-1.00.3   0.0   0.3-1.0   2.0   0.010k
Skaven10/0/10.0-2.00.0   0.0   2.0-0.0   0.0   1.040k
Vampire11/0/01.0-0.02.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.020k
Total157/2/60.9-0.90.7   0.1   0.3-0.7   0.8   0.3-3k