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You Cheat!
Roster [X] Wood Elf

You Cheat! have accomplished their sofar impressive win record by stiching up enemy players before the match. Fouls are useless against them as a cunning tip off to the referee before the match has ensured that any player attempting to cheat is immediatly spotted and sent off.

You Cheat! are currently on a quest to play and win against every race in fumbbl (I might save the halflings till last)

The team has gone from strength to strength only thusfar losing one game early on due to a pitch invasion and some shoddy rolling.

Oh and I lost to Zy but he cheated! Really.....

The draw was fair and square (grrr)

Keep you eye on 'I drop out when rolls dont go my way' the teams superstar wardancer. I expect good things from this talented professional.

*New addition to the team gift shop*

'I played Zy-Nox's <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=82855>Undead </a> and he couldn't kill any of my players' T-shirts
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
I drop out when rolls dont go my way
Wardancer
8 3 5 7
Block, Dodge, Leap
Dauntless, +AG, Strip Ball, Tackle, Side Step
   20 2 22 0 4 2 86/176 250k
(283)k
  
2
I moan for hours about double 1's
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Dodge, Block
   18 1 0 0 0 4 21/31 110k
(128)k
  
3
I love quoting the rules
Thrower
7 3 4 7
Pass
Sure Hands, Accurate, Strong Arm
   20 30 0 0 0 3 45/51 160k
(153)k
  
4
I foul in frustration because I suck
Catcher
9 2 4 7
Catch, Dodge
Block, Sure Hands
   6 1 6 0 0 0 19/31 130k
(158)k
  
5
The chance of that happening is:
Catcher
9 2 4 7
Catch, Dodge
Nerves of Steel
   5 0 5 0 0 0 15/16 120k
(133)k
  
6
Stupid comment of the day 'do you ever fail a roll?'
Catcher
10 2 4 7
Catch, Dodge
Block, +MA
   9 1 6 0 0 0 19/31 140k
(178)k
  
7
I ignore you after looking for a game
Lineman
7 3 4 7   7 2 0 0 0 0 2/6 70k
(75)k
  
8
I swear at my opponent when things dont go my way
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Block, Dodge
   19 3 2 0 3 1 20/31 110k
(128)k
  
9
percentages make me soo horny
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Dodge
   20 2 1 0 0 2 15/16 90k
(95)k
  
10
I tell people how lucky they are when they roll a (6)
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Block
   4 1 0 0 0 2 11/16 90k
(95)k
  
11
Double Skulls
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Block
   10 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 140k
(111)k
  
12
I have to win!!!
Wardancer
8 3 4 6
Block, Dodge, Leap
Strip Ball, Dauntless
 -av 14 0 4 0 1 1 19/31 170k
(178)k
  
12 players  
Coach: Glomp Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Wood Elf Fan Factor: 15  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 5  
Treasury: 50k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2030k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:20 (17/1/2) |TD Diff:45 (71 - 26) |Cas Diff:-30 (5/6/1 - 25/11/6)
Last Opponent: Welves of Amy II
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Norse22/0/02.5-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.5   0.560k
Chaos Chosen33/0/04.0-1.30.0   0.3   0.3-0.7   1.3   0.3-53k
High Elf11/0/05.0-1.01.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0130k
Human21/0/12.5-1.50.0   0.0   0.0-1.5   0.0   1.50k
Lizardmen32/1/04.0-2.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.3   0.353k
Necromantic Horror11/0/03.0-0.00.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   2.0   0.060k
Nurgle11/0/05.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   2.0   0.0-50k
Orc44/0/03.3-0.30.0   0.3   0.0-1.5   0.0   0.045k
Shambling Undead10/0/12.0-3.00.0   0.0   0.0-4.0   1.0   0.0-110k
Skaven11/0/05.0-3.00.0   2.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.050k
Wood Elf11/0/04.0-2.01.0   0.0   0.0-3.0   0.0   0.0260k
Total2017/1/23.6-1.30.3   0.3   0.1-1.3   0.6   0.332k