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Scatterbrook Tardigrades
Roster [L] Halfling

Scatterbrook is an old and prosperous town in the north of the Southern Wastes. It was founded by a crew of halfling merchants that came in search of new taste sensations to take back to the insatiable kitchens of The Moot.

Shipwrecked in the caldera of an ancient Volcano, the crew were cut off from all civilisation, both in the old world and the rest of the Southern Wastes. However, the caldera proved to be a fertile land fed by the rich silt distributed by the eponymous Scatterbrook and it's tributaries. The caldera also provided a natural defence to the roving chaos warbands that plague many other parts of the wastes.

With natural defences and bountiful soil the halflings thrived. Soon they had resumed their old ways and started playing Blood Bowl and curing their own new and exotic meats.

In the final of the first season of the Scatterbrook Cup the star catcher Wiltran Underpot scored the winning touchdown after being woken up by the stench of some mouldy teewurst by the team's apothecary. It turns out the teewurst was not mouldy at all it was infested by a unique strain of Tardigrade endemic to the Scatterbrook. Wiltran swore that he became imbued with the superlative resilience and strength of the diminuitive but hardy tardigrades.

Following this all Blood Bowl players of Scatterbrook started to eat this unique sausage: the Tardigrade Teewurst. The local competition went from strength to strength with this new performance enhancing knob ... at least that's what they think ... given the lack of outside competition it's hard to say really.

After being popularised by the players, the fans soon also began to consume the pungent sausage. It became so wildly popular that soon a pair of enterprising young halflings the Wissowski siblings decided to build a vessel to try and export it to other parts of the world. While most peoples found the Tardigrade Teewurst a little ... strong for their liking, the other halflings of the wastes went wild for it. In fact it became so popular that unreliable trade routes for the raw treat made their way even to the Moot.

With the wealth that showered down on the Wissowski siblings they decided to fund a team to enter the SWL 'The Scatterbrook Tardigrades'. This will be the ultimate test of the efficacy of Tardigrade Teewurst.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Deeptuber Strongbough
Altern Forest Treeman
2 6 5+ 5+ 11+
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-mate, Timmm-ber!
Block, Guard
 n 16 4 0 0 13 3 23/24 180k
(120+60)k
  
2
Softacorn Gentlebeard
Altern Forest Treeman
3 6 5+ 5+ 11+
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-mate, Timmm-ber!
Block, +MA, Guard
   26 10 0 0 17 3 13/28 200k
(120+80)k
  
3
Ricret Littledance
Halfling Hopeful Lineman
5 2 3+ 4+ 7+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 1 0 2/18 30k
(30+0)k
  
4
Nedak Stoutkettle
Halfling Hefty
5 2 3+ 3+ 8+
Dodge, Fend, Stunty
   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 50k
(50+0)k
  
5
Mackenzie Molestorm
Halfling Hopeful Lineman
5 2 3+ 4+ 7+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 30k
(30+0)k
  
6
Garpher Grassbelly the 2nd
Halfling Hefty
5 2 3+ 3+ 8+
Dodge, Fend, Stunty
Leader, On the Ball
   21 1 1 0 2 3 6/24 90k
(50+40)k
  
7
Belser Nighthand
Halfling Catcher
6 2 2+ 5+ 7+
Catch, Dodge, Right Stuff, Sprint, Stunty
Sure Feet, +AG, +MA
   26 0 15 0 1 1 1/28 135k
(55+80)k
  
8
Halser Springpot
Halfling Hopeful Lineman
5 2 3+ 4+ 7+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sneaky Git
   25 0 0 0 0 3 9/20 40k
(30+10)k
  
9
Gryffd Drybottle
Halfling Hopeful Lineman
5 2 3+ 4+ 7+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 30k
(30+0)k
  
10
Dankin Greattopple
Halfling Hopeful Lineman
5 2 3+ 4+ 7+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   7 0 0 0 0 1 4/18 30k
(30+0)k
  
11
Wilorin Tosscheeks
Halfling Hopeful Lineman
5 2 3+ 4+ 7+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   20 0 0 0 1 0 2/18 30k
(30+0)k
  
12
Thervira Laughingfoot
Halfling Hopeful Lineman
5 2 3+ 4+ 7+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Strip Ball
   24 0 2 0 0 1 4/20 50k
(30+20)k
  
14
Vindak Wildbrew
Halfling Hopeful Lineman
5 2 3+ 4+ 7+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Pro, Strip Ball
   19 0 1 0 1 3 3/24 70k
(30+40)k
  
16
Xanphina Fatdance
Halfling Hopeful Lineman
5 2 3+ 4+ 7+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 n, m 2 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 30k
(0)k
  
13 players (+1 player missing next game) Halfling Thimble Cup, Old World Classic
Coach: RicardoGrande Re-Rolls (120k): 2  
Race: Halfling Dedicated Fans: 3  
Current Team Value: 1145k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 20k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1175k Apothecary: Yes  
Games this Season: 26 / 7 Current Re-draft Budget: 1730k

Games Played:26 (8/3/15) |TD Diff:-14 (27 - 41) |Cas Diff:-8 (31/24/4 - 43/22/2)
Last Opponent: Love Handlers
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Elven Union32/0/11.7-1.31.7   0.3   0.3-1.0   0.3   0.3-380k
Amazon10/0/11.0-2.01.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.0-210k
Black Orc22/0/02.0-0.01.5   0.5   1.0-1.0   0.5   0.0-190k
Chaos Chosen43/1/01.3-0.51.0   2.0   0.0-0.8   0.3   0.0-270k
Dark Elf10/0/11.0-2.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0-150k
Dwarf20/0/21.0-2.01.5   0.5   0.0-1.5   2.0   0.0-440k
Halfling10/1/01.0-1.01.0   1.0   0.0-4.0   0.0   0.010k
Imperial Nobility21/0/11.5-2.00.5   1.5   0.0-1.0   1.5   0.0-300k
Khorne10/0/10.0-1.01.0   1.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.0-350k
Necromantic Horror10/0/10.0-4.00.0   0.0   0.0-6.0   1.0   0.0-150k
Nurgle10/0/10.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-4.0   0.0   0.0-260k
Skaven40/0/40.5-2.51.5   0.8   0.3-1.5   1.3   0.3-273k
Underworld Denizens10/0/11.0-3.01.0   3.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.060k
Vampire20/1/11.0-1.52.0   1.0   0.0-2.5   1.5   0.0-280k
Total268/3/151.0-1.61.2   0.9   0.2-1.7   0.8   0.1-261k