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Serving the Glowy Green Thing
Retired [X2] Skaven

The Story of the Servents of the Glowy Green Thing all starts with the head coach, Grey Seer Phil'Rat, on his normal, everyday slave-mining corperation deep under the Worlds Edge Mountains.

Grey Seer Phil'Rat was working a normal day shift, supervising the mining, when he became aware of somthing else, not the warpstone that was normally found in these mines, but somthing else, a deeper presence...

As Phil'Rat was thinking about this new ssensation, he noticed all the slaves flocking to one corner of the mine, curious, he made his way over, zapping and berating slaves as he went, as he approched the crowd, the sensation he had felt before grew stronger, the feeling grew more intense, then, when he reached the centre of the group he saw it, the source of all this power...

It was a huge Monolith, a lump of Pure Warpstone, not the standard stuff you normally found here, but this was huge, and so pure, as he stood there admiring the Stone, he noticed an inscription, carved into the surface of the Monolith, he leaned closer to read it:

'This here Monolith Signifies the relationship between brother gods, The Horned Rat, god of the Skaven, and Nuffle, Master of the Sacred Sport of Bloodbowl, congratulations pilgrim, you have made the holy pilgrimage to the Caverns of the Fumbowl, you now have the holy authority, and obligation to create your team'

As Phil'Rat finished reading the inscription, there was a rumbling, and as he watched, he saw a new insctription appear, this one was headed:

'Record of Pilgrims who have completed the Pilgrimage of the Fumbwowl:
Warlord Squeekit
Slave Queeekum
Rat FirsQueek
....

As he watched the list apear, he saw his name materialise at the bottom, and a deep, booming voice (well, in skaven terms) declare:

'Congratualtions Grey Seer Phil'Rat, you are now obliged to start your own holy BloodBowl Team, on pain of complete destruction....'

and so that is the story of the beginnings of the Servents, Grey Seer Phil'Rat chose his team from the most Physicly sble of his slave team from the mines, including a Rat ogre he had hired to help with the heavy labour, and so began the trial of the Servents of the Glowy Green thing...

The team haul their monolith around with them to every game, which seem s to give them extra luck, especially as most of them have no idea what it is, and just worship it as and when their coach tells them to
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Thing
Rat Ogre
6 5 2 8
Big Guy, Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Wild Animal
   1 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 130k
(115)k
  
2
Double-Take
Storm Vermin
7 3 3 8
Block
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(95)k
  
3
Over-Heal
Storm Vermin
7 3 3 8
Block
   1 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 90k
(95)k
  
4
Acolyte
Gutter Runner
9 2 4 7
Dodge
   1 2 1 0 0 0 5/ 80k
(90)k
  
6
Drop-Shoulder
Thrower
7 3 3 7
Pass, Sure Hands
   1 2 0 0 0 0 2/ 70k
(90)k
  
8
Squeeze
Lineman
7 3 3 7   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(55)k
  
9
Quench
Lineman
7 3 3 7   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(55)k
  
10
Quailez
Lineman
7 3 3 7   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(55)k
  
11
Quotatioz
Lineman
7 3 3 7   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(55)k
  
12
Sequent
Lineman
7 3 3 7   1 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 50k
(55)k
  
13
Queste
Lineman
7 3 3 7 m 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(0)k
  
10 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: PhilMan Re-Rolls (120k): 2  
Race: Skaven Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 70k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 960k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:1 (0/0/1) |TD Diff:-1 (2 - 3) |Cas Diff:-1 (1/0/0 - 0/2/0)
Last Opponent: Bobs
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Skaven10/0/12.0-3.01.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   2.0   0.00k
Total10/0/12.0-3.01.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   2.0   0.00k