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B8 Puppies and Piglets
Roster [C] Norse

The once mighty macho men of the north have fallen on hard times, and have been reduced to playing Blood Bowl with girls, puppies and piglets.

The crowds flock no more to vast stadia built on ice floes. These days you will be lucky to find a few scrawny villagers shuffling along to a jerry-rigged pitch in a barnyard.

The men spend their days face down in the acquavit, ceding the leadership to their plucky (if over-worked) lasses. A process that unbeknown to them would lead in the blink of an eye to women prime ministers.

Time will tell how they get on.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Golden Labrador
Ulfwerener
6 4 4+ - 9+
Frenzy
Block, Pile Driver
   12 0 0 0 3 1 0/24 135k
(105+30)k
  
2
Chocolate Retriever
Ulfwerener
6 4 4+ - 9+
Frenzy
Block
   13 0 0 0 3 0 0/20 125k
(105+20)k
  
3
Helga Gottadubettr
Valkyrie
7 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Catch, Dauntless, Pass, Strip Ball
Block, Dodge, Sure Hands, Side Step
 -pa 13 1 10 0 3 2 3/32 175k
(95+80)k
  
4
Inge Beginnr ii
Valkyrie
7 3 3+ 3+ 8+
Catch, Dauntless, Pass, Strip Ball
Block, Jump Up
 n, m 8 0 3 0 1 0 1/24 125k
(0)k
  
5
'Ard
Norse Berserker
6 3 3+ 5+ 8+
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
Guard
   3 0 2 0 1 0 2/20 110k
(90+20)k
  
6
One for the Road!
Norse Raider Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Block, Drunkard, Thick Skull
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 50k
(50+0)k
  
7
Sloshed ii
Norse Raider Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Block, Drunkard, Thick Skull
 n 4 0 0 0 1 0 2/18 50k
(50+0)k
  
8
Smashed ii
Norse Raider Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Block, Drunkard, Thick Skull
Pro
 n 8 0 0 0 1 1 3/20 60k
(50+10)k
  
9
Blotto
Norse Raider Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Block, Drunkard, Thick Skull
Kick
   13 0 1 0 1 1 3/20 70k
(50+20)k
  
10
Legless iii
Norse Raider Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 7+
Block, Drunkard, Thick Skull
 -av 3 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 50k
(50+0)k
  
11
David Quickhawk
Norse Raider Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Block, Drunkard, Thick Skull
Dirty Player
   7 1 0 0 3 0 1/20 70k
(50+20)k
  
12
Hammered
Norse Raider Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Block, Drunkard, Thick Skull
Tackle, Fend
 m 14 0 1 0 3 2 3/24 90k
(0)k
  
13
Unsteady
Norse Raider Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Block, Drunkard, Thick Skull
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 50k
(50+0)k
  
14
Tired and Emotional
Norse Raider Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Block, Drunkard, Thick Skull
 n 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 50k
(50+0)k
  
15
Went to Market
Beer Boar
5 1 3+ - 6+
Dodge, No Hands, Pick-me-up, Stunty, Titchy
   2 0 0 0 0 1 4/18 20k
(20+0)k
  
16
Stayed at Home ii
Beer Boar
5 1 3+ - 6+
Dodge, No Hands, Pick-me-up, Stunty, Titchy
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 20k
(20+0)k
  
14 players (+2 players missing next game) Old World Classic
Coach: smeborg Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Norse Dedicated Fans: 4  
Current Team Value: 1265k (±290) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 45k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1480k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:14 (6/4/4) |TD Diff:5 (20 - 15) |Cas Diff:-10 (9/17/2 - 14/18/6)
Last Opponent: Da Moverz 'n' Shakerz
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon10/1/02.0-2.02.0   2.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.00k
Khorne21/1/02.0-1.50.5   0.0   0.0-0.0   2.0   0.05k
Chaos Chosen10/0/10.0-1.01.0   0.0   1.0-2.0   1.0   1.0-100k
Chaos Renegade10/0/11.0-2.00.0   2.0   0.0-1.0   4.0   2.0-80k
Nurgle22/0/01.5-0.50.0   2.0   0.5-2.0   2.0   1.00k
Orc21/1/01.5-0.51.0   1.5   0.0-1.5   0.5   0.00k
Skaven20/1/11.0-1.50.5   1.0   0.0-1.0   2.0   0.05k
Underworld Denizens10/0/10.0-1.01.0   2.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   1.090k
Wood Elf22/0/02.5-0.50.5   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-10k
Total146/4/41.4-1.10.6   1.2   0.1-1.0   1.3   0.4-6k