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None More Block
Roster [L] Black Dwarf

None More Block are on a sophisticated soft power mission to show that the Black Dwarfs of Stonehenge are not only sexist artists with intimidatingly filled trousers, but can dazzle with the verve and flair of an elegant passing game.

In ancient times,
Hundreds of years before the dawn of history
Lived a strange race of people, Black Dwarfs
No one knows who they were or what they were doing
But their legacy remains
Hewn into the living rock, of Stonehenge

Stonehenge! Where the demons dwell
Where the banshees live and they do live well
Stonehenge! Where a dwarf's an athlete
And they play Blood Bowl 'mongst the mighty granite

Hey!
Stonehenge! 'Tis a magic place
Where the ball doth bounce by Nuffle's grace
Stonehenge! Where the passes fly
And the prayers of devils fill the midnight sky

And you my love, won't you take my hand?
We'll go back in time to that mystic land
Where the defeated cry and the victor's howl
I will take you there, I will show you how

Oh!
And oh how they played
The Black Dwarfs of Stonehenge
Beneath the haunted moon
For fear that daybreak might come too soon

And where are they now?
The Black Dwarfs of Stonehenge
And what would they say to us?
If we were here, tonight



What Has Been Said About None More Block

How much more block could they be? None more block.
- Grant Nisblock

Their appeal is becoming selective
-Jim Johnson

Very stupid and dismal looking
- Elf Michaels

Such a fine line between stupid and clever
-Bob Bifford

Cosmically a shambles
- Murray Hexhead

I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation
- Paul "The Powminator" Pockle

How far is all the way? What's the end?
- Kris Khornesworth

Have a good time, all the time
- Viv Savage, founding team member
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Nigel Tufnel
Chaos Dwarf Blitzer
7 3 3+ 5+ 10+
Block, Catch, Thick Skull
Tackle, +MA, Break Tackle, Dodge
   35 1 18 0 8 4 27/32 200k
(100+100)k
  
2
Derek Smalls
Chaos Dwarf Blitzer
6 3 2+ 5+ 10+
Block, Catch, Thick Skull
+AG, Tackle, Break Tackle, Dodge
   34 0 18 0 8 4 26/32 220k
(100+120)k
  
3
David St Hubbins
Chaos Dwarf Thrower
5 3 3+ 3+ 9+
Pass, Sure Hands, Thick Skull
Accurate, On the Ball, Block
 n, n, m 32 23 3 0 1 2 16/28 130k
(0)k
  
4
Stumpy Pepys
Chaos Dwarf Mutant
4 3 4+ 5+ 10+
Block, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Claws
 n 28 0 0 0 10 1 10/24 100k
(60+40)k
  
5
Stumpy Joe Childs
Chaos Dwarf Mutant
4 3 4+ 5+ 10+
Block, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Claws
   15 0 0 0 3 2 0/24 100k
(60+40)k
  
6
James Bond
Chaos Dwarf Lineman
4 3 4+ 5+ 10+
Block, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow
   34 0 0 0 2 4 6/24 100k
(60+40)k
  
7
Ric Shrimpton II
Chaos Dwarf Lineman
4 3 4+ 5+ 10+
Block, Thick Skull
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 60k
(60+0)k
  
8
Mama Besser
Chaos Dwarf Lineman
4 3 4+ 5+ 10+
Block, Thick Skull
   15 0 0 0 1 0 2/18 60k
(60+0)k
  
9
Mick Shrimpton II
Chaos Dwarf Lineman
4 3 4+ 5+ 10+
Block, Thick Skull
   3 0 0 0 0 1 4/18 60k
(60+0)k
  
10
Stumpy Bateman II
Chaos Dwarf Lineman
4 3 4+ 5+ 10+
Block, Thick Skull
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 60k
(60+0)k
  
11
Skippy Scuffleton
Chaos Dwarf Kicker
4 3 4+ 4+ 10+
Block, Dirty Player, Kick, Thick Skull
Guard
   20 0 0 0 1 1 0/20 100k
(80+20)k
  
12
Ian Faith II
Chaos Dwarf Thrower
5 3 3+ 3+ 9+
Pass, Sure Hands, Thick Skull
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 70k
(70+0)k
  
13
Poppa Cadeau
Chaos Dwarf Lineman
4 3 4+ 5+ 10+
Block, Thick Skull
Guard, Dauntless, Mighty Blow
 n 28 0 0 0 5 4 0/28 120k
(60+60)k
  
14
Mick Fleetwood
Chaos Dwarf Lineman
4 3 4+ 5+ 10+
Block, Thick Skull
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 60k
(60+0)k
  
13 players (+1 player missing next game) Badlands Brawl, Favoured of Hashut
Coach: angusosborne Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Black Dwarf Dedicated Fans: 5  
Current Team Value: 1570k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 165k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1700k Apothecary: Yes  
Games this Season: 35 / 15 Current Re-draft Budget: 1600k

Games Played:35 (13/7/15) |TD Diff:-11 (41 - 52) |Cas Diff:20 (29/31/6 - 26/15/5)
Last Opponent: Units of Measurement
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Avelorn10/0/12.0-4.01.0   0.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.020k
Cathay11/0/02.0-0.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0190k
Centigor11/0/02.0-1.01.0   2.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   1.0140k
Clan Eshin11/0/02.0-0.00.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-260k
Clan Pestilens11/0/02.0-1.03.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0550k
Daemons of Khorne20/1/10.5-1.50.5   1.5   0.0-3.0   1.0   0.00k
Daemons of Nurgle10/1/01.0-1.02.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.030k
Daemons of Tzeentch10/0/11.0-2.02.0   2.0   0.0-0.0   2.0   0.0-550k
Elemental - Air10/0/10.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   1.0-100k
Elemental - Earth10/0/11.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.060k
Elemental - Water20/1/11.0-1.50.5   2.0   0.0-0.5   0.5   0.0220k
Ethereal33/0/02.7-0.00.3   0.0   0.0-0.3   0.0   0.0300k
Forest Goblin11/0/03.0-0.02.0   2.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0640k
Half-Elf11/0/02.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-20k
Hill Goblin11/0/02.0-0.00.0   2.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0490k
Nautican10/0/11.0-2.02.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.0-380k
Nippon11/0/02.0-1.01.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0190k
Northern Nippon10/0/10.0-3.00.0   2.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   1.090k
Savage Orc10/1/00.0-0.02.0   4.0   2.0-1.0   0.0   0.070k
Slaanesh10/0/10.0-3.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-340k
Slayer11/0/02.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   1.060k
Snakemen10/1/01.0-1.00.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   1.0320k
Sons of Stromfels20/0/20.0-4.00.5   0.5   0.0-0.5   1.5   0.0-135k
Squig11/0/02.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.060k
Treemen20/1/10.5-1.50.5   0.5   0.5-2.0   0.0   0.0-200k
Tzeentch20/1/10.5-1.50.5   1.0   1.0-0.5   0.5   0.0-175k
Undead Pirates20/0/20.0-3.02.0   0.5   0.0-0.5   0.0   0.0-240k
Total3513/7/151.2-1.50.8   0.9   0.2-0.7   0.4   0.131k