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Rockwell Normies
P [C] Human

Meet the Normies, your modern, average blood bowl family.

Norman Normie had the perfect life. A beautiful wife, a good paying job, a new Buick in the driveway, and 2.3 kids to make it all worthwhile. But when little Davy Normie came home from school with a lunchbox that emitted a strange glowing light, everything changed.

It turned out that light from the lunchbox Davy found on his way home from school was an interdimensional portal. And when Norm and his wife, Vivian, looked into it, it transported the whole family and most of the neighborhood to a brutal time when orcs, elves, lizardmen, dwarves and goblins competed for supremacy in a violent sport that looked a lot like what Norm always watched on the TV on Sunday afternoons—only with a lot more blood, and a good deal more death.

Now, the Normies only way back home is to play this brutal sport in the hopes they can win enough games to reopen that portal and get back to their average, peaceful, all-American life.

Will they be able to do it before half of the family gets disemboweled by a blitzing troll? Will Norm ever let Davy play? Will Marvin Mitchell finally ask Veronica Normie on a date? Will Mr. Endicott fire Norm if he doesn’t complete a pass? Will that odd-ball neighbor Clyde stop drooling long enough to pick up the ball? Will we ever learn why the milkman has a special gleam in his eye every time he looks at Vivian?

To find out, stay tuned and join us for the next episode of …The Normies!
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Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Norman Normie
Thrower
6 3 3+ 2+ 9+
Pass, Sure Hands
Accurate
 n 13 7 0 0 2 1 9/20 100k
(80+20)k
  
2
Clyde
Ogre
5 5 5+ 5+ 10+
Bone Head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-mate
 n, -ag, n, m 13 0 0 0 3 1 10/18 140k
(0)k
  
3
Mr. Endicott
Blitzer
7 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Block
Mighty Blow
 n 13 0 0 0 4 1 6/20 105k
(85+20)k
  
4
Dan "the Mailman" Finley
Blitzer
7 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Block
 -av 12 0 0 0 2 1 8/18 85k
(85+0)k
  
5
Roger "The Milkman" Deakins
Blitzer
7 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Block
   9 0 0 0 1 0 2/18 85k
(85+0)k
  
6
Cousin Bill
Blitzer
7 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Block
Tackle
   12 0 0 0 0 3 6/20 105k
(85+20)k
  
7
Denise "The Babysitter" Baxter
Catcher
8 2 3+ 5+ 8+
Catch, Dodge
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 65k
(65+0)k
  
8
Veronica Normie
Catcher
8 2 3+ 5+ 8+
Catch, Dodge
Strip Ball, Wrestle
   14 0 3 0 1 2 5/24 105k
(65+40)k
  
9
Franny "The Housekeeper" Mertz
Catcher
8 2 3+ 5+ 8+
Catch, Dodge
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 65k
(65+0)k
  
10
Holly Henderson
Human Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Shadowing, Wrestle
 n, n 13 0 1 0 0 1 0/24 70k
(50+20)k
  
11
John "The Barber" Henson
Catcher
8 2 3+ 5+ 8+
Catch, Dodge
Block
   7 1 1 0 0 1 2/20 85k
(65+20)k
  
12
Davy Normie
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3+ 4+ 7+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 n 6 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 30k
(30+0)k
  
13
"Officer" Dale Drake
Human Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 9+   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 50k
(50+0)k
  
14
Fred "Grandpa" Normie
Human Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 9+   1 0 0 0 0 1 4/18 50k
(50+0)k
  
13 players (+1 player missing next game) Old World Classic
Coach: gettym Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Human Dedicated Fans: 2  
Current Team Value: 1210k (±300) Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 230k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1350k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:15 (3/2/10) |TD Diff:-11 (11 - 22) |Cas Diff:-15 (8/6/3 - 15/15/2)
Last Opponent: Highland Clannish
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Human10/0/11.0-3.02.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   1.0-60k
Amazon10/0/11.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.030k
Chaos Chosen10/0/10.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.020k
Chaos Dwarf20/0/20.0-1.00.0   0.5   0.0-2.0   2.5   0.0-40k
Chaos Renegade10/0/11.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.020k
Dwarf11/0/01.0-0.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-90k
Goblin11/0/02.0-1.01.0   0.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   0.0140k
Imperial Nobility10/1/02.0-2.00.0   2.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-30k
Khorne10/0/10.0-2.01.0   1.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.0-140k
Norse11/0/01.0-0.01.0   0.0   2.0-1.0   3.0   0.010k
Orc10/0/10.0-2.01.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.0-110k
Shambling Undead20/1/10.5-1.00.5   1.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.5-75k
Wood Elf10/0/11.0-3.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   2.0   0.0-10k
Total153/2/100.7-1.50.5   0.4   0.2-1.0   1.0   0.1-30k