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Chaos Squats
Retired [X] Dwarf

<b>KILL US FIRST OR WE'LL KILL YOU!</b>

These squat engineers and warlords escaped from the invasion of
Tyranids back in time. They planned to rebuild their industrial might from
scratch in order to give their future brothers a chance to repel the Tyranid
attack.

Working with the Dwarven engineers they were the ones that came up
with radical designs for new weaponry. No dwarf engineer had ever
thought of creating such artillery as the Organ Gun, the Goblin Hewer
and the Flame Cannon. The introduction of the Gyrocopter, a common
aircraft in the Squat armies of the future, was so extraordinary that the
Dwarf Lord Umgruk Firmhand put them on trial for necromancy!

After a hard day's work in the laboratories and forges of the mountain
hold, the squats enjoy playing in the Bloodbowl league, but during their
transportation to the past they passed through the Eye of Terror and have
been tainted with chaotic energy.

Whenever they walk onto the Bloodbowl field they are filled with the anger
of all their dead brothers that fought against the Tyranids. The emotional
experience is so intense for the squats that they perceive the opponents
as if they were Tyranids, fighting with so much hatred that when they
leave the Bloodbowl field none are left alive.

Hall of Fame:

<b>Keeper of Rememberance</b> ------ Runner ----------------------- <b>Star Player</b>
<b>Fetus, Master of the Forge</b> ------- Runner ----------------------- <b>Star Player</b>
<b>Gullgrum Grimm</b> --------------------- Slayer ------------------- <b>Emerging Star</b>

Hall of Death:

<b>Boris</b> --------------------------------- Undead Ghoul ------------------------- <b>Rookie</b>
<b>Moe</b> ----------------------------------- Undead Ghoul ------------------------- <b>Rookie</b>
<b>Druhm</b> -------------------------- Chaos Dwarf Blocker -------------------- <b>Rookie</b>
<b>Foul</b> --------------------------------- Chaos Beastman --------------- <b>Experienced</b>
<b>Dietr Dreckig</b> --------------------- Human Lineman ---------------- <b>Experienced</b>
<b>Halon</b> -------------------------------- Bull Centaur ------------------- <b>Emerging Star</b>

Hall of Shame:

<b>Poubelles de Blainville</b> ---------- Human ---------- <b>Conceded 3rd Turn 2nd Half</b>
<b>Les Oubliers</b> --------------------- Necromantic ----- <b>Conceded 1st Turn 1st Half</b>
<b>Lowland Runners</b> ----------------- Human ---------- <b>Conceded 4th Turn 1st Half</b>

What the casualty percentage should usually be ------- BH (50%), SI (33%), RIP (17%)
Casualty caused percentage --------------------------------- BH (60%), SI (27%), RIP (13%)
Casualty received percentage -------------------------------- BH (47%), SI (35%), RIP (18%)

It's a conspiracy!
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Krumm The Bladdered
Troll Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
   5 0 0 0 2 0 4/ 90k
(95)k
  
2
Thurgrim Ironheart
Troll Slayer
5 4 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
+ST, Guard
 n, m 27 0 0 0 9 2 28/ 160k
(0)k
  
3
Durkin Thanguard
Blitzer
5 3 4 9
Block, Thick Skull
+AG, Mighty Blow, Guard
   28 0 5 0 6 3 42/ 160k
(160)k
  
4
Orrin Greybeard
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Dodge
   22 1 0 0 6 2 23/ 130k
(135)k
  
5
Fumgir, Leader of the Revolution
Runner
6 3 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
Block, Kick, Dump Off
   13 4 8 0 0 1 33/ 140k
(145)k
  
6
Keeper of Rememberance
Runner
6 3 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
Dodge, Block, Kick, Tackle
 n 28 2 11 0 1 4 57/ 170k
(144)k
  
7
Forgotten Slayer
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Guard
   25 0 0 0 3 2 16/ 110k
(135)k
  
8
Eldest Paladin
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(75)k
  
9
Captain of the Barracks
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   4 0 0 0 2 0 4/ 70k
(75)k
  
10
Warlord of Thunder Hold
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm
   28 0 0 0 7 1 19/ 120k
(130)k
  
11
Ancestral Hearthguard
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Guard, Pass Block
   28 0 0 0 8 4 36/ 130k
(155)k
  
12
Guildmaster General
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   24 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 70k
(75)k
  
13
Craft Engineer
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
   16 0 0 0 2 2 14/ 90k
(115)k
  
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Bardurnon Re-Rolls (80k): 6  
Race: Dwarf Fan Factor: 17  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 110k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1830k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:28 (15/4/9) |TD Diff:12 (39 - 27) |Cas Diff:41 (47/21/12 - 20/13/6)
Last Opponent: Cheesecake Marauders
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Skaven21/0/11.5-1.51.5   1.5   0.5-0.0   0.5   0.0-5k
Chaos Chosen42/1/11.0-0.51.8   0.8   0.3-0.0   0.8   0.5103k
Chaos Dwarf41/0/30.8-1.51.8   0.8   0.8-1.0   0.5   0.378k
Dark Elf10/1/02.0-2.03.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.0270k
Elven Union22/0/02.5-1.01.5   0.5   0.5-1.0   0.0   0.0-115k
High Elf10/1/01.0-1.03.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.0-20k
Human21/0/10.5-0.50.5   1.5   1.0-0.0   1.5   0.0-175k
Lizardmen21/0/11.5-1.03.0   0.5   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.535k
Necromantic Horror22/0/02.0-0.51.0   0.0   0.0-0.5   0.0   0.0-280k
Nurgle32/0/11.3-1.01.7   1.3   0.0-1.7   0.0   0.710k
Orc10/1/01.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0110k
Shambling Undead33/0/02.3-0.32.0   0.3   1.0-1.0   0.7   0.083k
Tomb Kings10/0/11.0-2.01.0   1.0   1.0-3.0   0.0   0.0220k
Total2815/4/91.4-1.01.7   0.8   0.4-0.7   0.5   0.218k