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Wanton Dumplings
Roster [L] Slaanesh

Legend tells of a wandering, itinerant dumpling hawker who roamed the Old World from town to town. Few details were recalled of his appearance: a wizened Cathayan in a hooded cloak, glittering black eyes set in an elongated face of leathery skin, and a long scraggly beard that resembled a goat's. Yet those who heard him speak remembered a mellifluous, rich, and honeyed voice.

On arriving in a new town, the empty-handed peddler would disappear into the Poor Quarter of the town to source supplies. Shortly after, he would appear at the local market to sell his wares. Stored in bamboo steamers, these dumplings had a tantalising aroma and fantastical appearance: a sliver of pink bathing in rich, golden broth, peeking through a delicate covering of silvery, translucent wrapping, atop a green leaf, shrouded by purple-tinged steam.

On consuming these wondrous delicacies, people would experience a powerful, overwhelming sense of liberation. Some would begin to sing, dance, or partake in food or drink, while others spoke lewdly, or acted in more licentious or violent ways. Most strangely of all, a few would be overcome by an all-consuming desire to play Blood Bowl (these individuals would disappear, never to be seen again unless it was in Blood Bowl stadia). It is rumoured that this may account for the origin of the Wanton Dumplings.

Consumers passionately proclaimed the dumplings’ unparalleled unique flavour, texture, and umami, although the taste had an undertone that was strangely familiar yet slightly unsettling. Despite this, people craved more, word would spread, and the dumplings continued to be devoured. The growing crowd’s behaviour would become increasingly unfettered and aberrant, until the marketplace would inevitably degenerate into a full-scale riot.

The City Guard (sometimes accompanied by Witch Hunters) would descend upon a scene of utter wanton chaos in search of the instigator. However they would find nothing, except empty, broken bamboo steamers and a lingering hint of musk in the air, that is, until they searched the Poor Quarter...
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Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Dampfnudel “the Delectable”
Slaanesh Warrior
6 4 3+ - 9+
Claws, Very Long Legs
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 110k
(110+0)k
  
2
Takoyaki “the Tentalicious”
Slaanesh Warrior
6 4 3+ - 9+
Claws, Very Long Legs
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 110k
(110+0)k
  
3
Klöße “the Superb”
Slaanesh Warrior
6 4 3+ - 9+
Claws, Very Long Legs
Block
   4 0 0 0 2 1 2/20 130k
(110+20)k
  
4
Chuchvara “the Lavish”
Slaanesh Warrior
6 4 3+ - 9+
Claws, Very Long Legs
   2 0 1 0 1 0 5/18 110k
(110+0)k
  
5
Knish "the Delish"
Slaangor
7 3 2+ 3+ 8+
Horns, Very Long Legs
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 100k
(100+0)k
  
9
Raspeball “the Ripe”
Slave to Darkness
6 3 2+ 4+ 8+   4 1 0 0 0 0 1/18 60k
(60+0)k
  
10
Momo “the Moist”
Slave to Darkness
6 3 2+ 4+ 8+   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 60k
(60+0)k
  
12
Halušky “the Alluring”
Slave to Darkness
6 3 2+ 4+ 8+
Wrestle
   4 0 0 0 0 2 2/20 80k
(60+20)k
  
13
Shlishkes “the Succulent”
Slave to Darkness
6 3 2+ 4+ 8+
Block
   4 1 2 0 1 0 3/20 80k
(60+20)k
  
14
Leberknödel “the Luscious”
Slave to Darkness
6 3 2+ 4+ 8+
Wrestle
   4 1 2 0 0 1 5/20 80k
(60+20)k
  
16
Coxinha “the Exquisite”
Slave to Darkness
6 3 2+ 4+ 8+   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 60k
(60+0)k
  
11 players Favoured of Slaanesh
Coach: The_Squigadier Re-Rolls (140k): 2  
Race: Slaanesh Dedicated Fans: 7  
Current Team Value: 1170k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 50k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1170k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:4 (3/1/0) |TD Diff:4 (6 - 2) |Cas Diff:3 (4/3/0 - 3/1/0)
Last Opponent: Santa Nurgle's Hairiest Elves
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Avelorn11/0/02.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-280k
Beastmen11/0/01.0-0.01.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-130k
Black Ark11/0/02.0-0.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-50k
Hung10/1/01.0-1.02.0   2.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0280k
Total43/1/01.5-0.51.0   0.8   0.0-0.8   0.3   0.0-45k