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That Wonderful Nuff 🍺
Skills Pending [L] Squigadier's Team


Location: Nuff Brewery
Nickname: 🍺
Stadium: Nuff Gardens
Surface: Suspiciously sticky faux wood laminate (plus random dropped peanuts 🥜)

Colors: Amber and Red and Amber and White and Amber
Sponsor: Bo's Tavern
Rivals: Funn Beer 🙁



Welcome to the bar!

Grab yourself a drink and make yourself comfortable 👋

And while you're here, check out the stars who sometimes frequent the joint, our case of (non-existent) trophies, record lists, join in the team song, or try out our Nuffle Luck Tester 😊

You might even see some of the team:

S1 Lineup:

S2 Lineup:


A story best left untold

Although many an interesting tale has been shared in here, sadly the origin story of this team is not one of them:

This motley crue of ragtags was formed from the drunken dregs found remaining in the bar one closing time, who agreed to play in exchange for free drinks...

Nuff said. 🥱

Drinks

The main reason you are here! We have a selection for all tastes, whatever your poison 🍻:

Drinks Menu
DrinkPrices
Beers
Nuff Beer (all varieties)price varies
Bugman’s Best Bitterpint: 1gcs.keg: 3gckeg: 15gc
Dark Maiden Stoutpint: 4ps.keg: 12pkeg: 60p
Bellok’s Beerpint: 3ps.keg: 10pkeg: 50p
Ales
Marienburg Palepint: 5ps.keg: 15pkeg: 75p
Skull Splitter Alepint: 4ps.keg: 12pkeg: 60p
Wines
Bordeleaux Redcup: 30pbottle: 90p
Mousillon Dry Whitecup: 25pbottle: 75p
Reikland Hockcup: 25pbottle: 75p
Tilean Policella Whitecup: 20pbottle: 60p
Spirits & Others
Absintheshot: 25pbottle: 250p
Tilean Dark Rumshot: 25pbottle: 250ps.keg: 375p
Schnapps/Liqueurshot: 12pbottle: 120p
Elven Meadpint: 12ps.keg: 36pkeg: 180p
Moot Sherryshot: 10pbottle: 100ps.keg: 150p
Kvas (Vodka)shot: 5pbottle: 50p
Moot Ciderpint: 3ps.keg: 10pkeg: 50p
Talabecland Rotfireshot: 1pbottle: 10p

Please mind your manners (and hands) around our Nuffweiser babes and serving staff, or you may end up like this little fellow:

Stars

From time to time, Stars like to come and enjoy the atmosphere here with a drink. If you hang around long enough, you might just see one! 🤩



⭐
⭐

On the Walk of Nuffle outside you can also see the stars from seasons past, although you might need to scrape off some of the vomit stains first 🤮:






That Squeakshot fella might be banned from 'ere in future: every time just asking for more free nuts, afore letting rip with 'is "Plaguewind"! 💨






Grim's back again, eh? That old souse - he sure must like it 'ere, or the Bugman's anyway.

Does anyone know how old is that "Young" Klart? Old enough to be in 'ere, is he?

And, er, that Uso character is wearing pants, right? ...


Keen, ain't ya?


Big Cups

We like big cups as moar cup = moar drink!

Sadly, we have none. 😢

Although (in Season 1) we did receive a 🐏!
Ram

Seasons

No matter the season outside, it's always a good time for a drink in here! 👍


Season #GamesTDCas
S1 NA: Stage 1 - Group C
4-0-0
8-1
11-6
S1 NA: Stage 2 - Group C
3-0-0
6-0
6-4
S1 NA: Final Stage
4-1-0
8-1
12-4

Starting soon...

Keen, ain't ya?


Records

Records? We don't need those to play music, do we? Just how dated do you think this place is?...Don't answer that! 🤐

Oh, those kinda records! We luv those 😍


MostTotal
#
PlayerMugshotPosition
Star Player Points (SPP)
50
8
El Nuffo
Penumbra Smuggler
Touchdowns
12
8
El Nuffo
Penumbra Smuggler
Rushing
263
8
El Nuffo
Penumbra Smuggler
Completions
2
8
El Nuffo
Penumbra Smuggler
Passing
2
8
El Nuffo
Penumbra Smuggler
Interceptions
0
-
-
-
-
Deflections
1
8
El Nuffo
Penumbra Smuggler
Blocks
53
2
Nuff Stout
Old World Alliance Ogre
Casualties
8
3
Scandinavian Nüff
Valkyrie Yhetee
Fouls
3
17
Alexander Goldsnake
Journeyman (MERC)Thrall
Most Valuable Player (MVP)
4
4
Aunt Selma (sans Nuff Goggles)
Nurgling Beast of Nurgle

Wow! Who woulda thunk that Aunt Selma would be the most popular player with the fans? ☝️ (Guess they've had a couple of drinks...and the goggles are firmly on! 🥽)

Starting soon...

Keen, ain't ya?


Last Drinks

Those who have departed the Last Chance Saloon one way or another (sometimes in a body-bag) ☠️:


#
Player
Mugshot
Position
Games
SPPs
Status
Method
11
Nuff Lite
Pygmy
7
0
9
Sleazy
Chaos Pact Human Thrower
12
4
🧻
End of (season) roll
10
Nuff Holo
Ethereal Ghost
12
2
🧻
End of (season) roll
2
Nuff Stout
Old World Alliance Ogre
12
16
🧻
End of (season) roll
6
Rappin' A.B. (animatronic)
Clan Skryre Mecha Vermin
10
8
🧻
End of (season) roll
7
Nuff Draft
Elementalists Air Elemental
12
9
🧻
End of (season) roll
12
Nuff Zero
Gnoblar
11
0

to join Nuffle's Entropy
🧻
End of (season) roll
16
Nuff Dry
Khemri Tomb Guardian
1
0
🧻
End of (season) roll

Starting soon...

Keen, ain't ya?


Barroom brawls

Although we don't condone fighting in the bar (it takes way too much time and attention away from the drinking 😅), sometimes our happy drunks become sappy drunks, who become snappy drunks, who become slappy drunks..and well see for yourself.

All we can say, is DON'T spill their drinks 🤬 or you'd best be prepared to step outside to:




#
1PPosition
Mugshot
vs
Mugshot
Position2P
#
Result
3
Scandinavian NüffValkyrie Yhetee

💥
Block
Underworld Mutant Rat OgreAriana Carna
2
Niggled
7
Nuff DraftElementalists Air Elemental

💥
Block
Dryad BirchPaige Shamir
6
Head Injury
17
Alexander GoldsnakeJourneyman (MERC)Thrall

👢
Boot
Four Nations WingKaleb Tia
3

❌
FATALITY
2
Nuff StoutOld World Alliance Ogre

💥
Block
Chaos Dwarf Bull CentaurJames Kristhanna
5
Niggled
13
Nuff PlatinumReferee Union Grounds Keeper


💥
Block

Savage Orc TroglodyteCole Bourc
3

❌
FATALITY
7
Nuff DraftElementalists Air Elemental
💣
Bomb
Amazon CatcherGeorgia Otlen
13
Broken Arm
3
Scandinavian NüffValkyrie Yhetee

💥
Block
Lumbria KangorLiam Cone
15

❌
FATALITY
4
Aunt Selma (sans Nuff Goggles)Nurgling Beast of Nurgle

💥
Block
Dryad BirchPaige Shamir
6
Neck Injury

#
1PPosition
Mugshot
vs
Mugshot
Position2P
#
Result
4
Aunt Selma (sans Nuff Goggles)Nurgling Beast of Nurgle

💥
Block
Northern Nippon Chaos SumoMatsumoto, Eastern Knight
4
Niggled
11
Nuff Out of ControlGnoblar Ogre Gorger

💥
Block
Zoat JuvenTitan, Soldier of the Marsh
12

❌
FATALITY
4
Aunt Selma (sans Nuff Goggles)Nurgling Beast of Nurgle

💥
Block
Kislev LinemanBrooks Carnen
7
Broken Arm

Keen, ain't ya?


Karaoke time!

Come on and join in the team song! This is the catchy tune - good luck getting rid of this earworm!

🎼🎤🎶

(If you're not ready to sing yet, have another drink! 😉)

Team song/chant
♫ ♫ ♫

Nuff jeers at me,
Nuff jeers at you,
I have dub-skulls,
You have some too...

(And repeat...ad nauseam)

♫ ♫ ♫


For the official Nuffle League song (by TrashMouse the amazing Nuffle League commish), brace yourself for pure awesomeness, then click here and strap in! 🤯 (Don't say you weren't warned!)

Games

What do we have for entertainment? Well, we don't have darts or pool, but you can spectate 👀 or play 🏈 the greatest game!


And while you're here, why not try your luck with our new state-of-the-art totally non-rigged Nuffle Luck Tester?

Only 1p to play. Roll a double (apart from ones), you win a free drink. Roll a double 6, and you win a keg of Nuff Beer (of your choice) instantly! 🤑

What have you got to lose?

Nuffle's Luck Tester








Then press the
rolling die!
(Top right corner)

Nuffle's Luck Tester


Are you favored by Nuffle?

You look lucky! 😁

Reckon you've got the look of a winner! 🥳

Roll the dice and find out just how lucky you are!


Nuffle's Luck Tester


Ah, snakes 🐍

1/36 chance there. Could happen to anyone.

Never mind 🤷‍♂️, try again!

Good luck! 🍀


Nuffle's Luck Tester

...😶

(belated) /aah

1/1296? That was unexpected.

Surely, it'll be third time lucky! 🤞


Nuffle's Luck Tester

Um...have you been cursed? 🐸

Seriously, that was 1/46656!

Have you considered praying 🙏 /donating/sacrificing to Nuffle recently?



Error 404: Out of luck


What the ‽‽‽‽ How did that happen?

Did you tilt the machine? 🤨

OK, now you're just ruining it for everybody!

Give someone else a go, will ya?
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Nuff Blue
Elemental Incarnate Water
5 5 4+ 5+ 10+
Fend, Loner, Side Step
Dodge
   15 0 2 0 0 1 10/16 190k
(170+20)k
  
2
The Lizard Queen
Snakeman Constrictor
5 4 4+ 5+ 9+
Tentacles
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 100k
(100+0)k
  
3
Scandinavian Nüff
Valkyrie Yhetee
5 5 4+ 6+ 9+
Claws, Disturbing Presence, Frenzy, Loner, Unchannelled Fury
Mighty Blow, Brawler
   14 0 0 0 9 1 22/31 180k
(140+40)k
  
4
Aunt Selma (sans Nuff Goggles)
Nurgling Beast of Nurgle
4 5 5+ - 10+
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Loner, Mighty Blow, Plague Ridden, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Tentacles
Guard, Claws, Stand Firm
   15 0 0 0 4 5 32/51 180k
(120+60)k
  
5
Nuff Red
Khorne Bloodseeker
5 4 4+ 6+ 10+
Frenzy
Block
   15 0 1 0 3 0 11/16 130k
(110+20)k
  
6
Katchit
Amazon Catcher*
6 3 3+ 5+ 8+
Catch, Dodge
Wrestle
   3 0 2 0 0 2 14/16 95k
(75+20)k
  
7
Suds McNuff
Nautican Giant Crab*
4 5 5+ 6+ 10+
Always Hungry, Bone Head, Claws, Side Step, Throw Team-mate
   2 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 140k
(140+0)k
  
8
El Nuffo
Penumbra Smuggler*
8 3 2+ 4+ 8+
Pogo Stick, Ram
Dodge, Block, Tackle, Side Step
   15 2 15 0 4 1 63/76 170k
(90+80)k
  
11
Nuff Out of Control
Gnoblar Ogre Gorger
6 5 6+ - 9+
Claws, Frenzy, Loner, Thick Skull, Unchannelled Fury
 -ag, m 5 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 130k
(0)k
  
13
Nuff Platinum
Referee Union Grounds Keeper
4 7 5+ - 11+
Break Tackle, Dirty Player, Juggernaut, Loner, Mighty Blow, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stand Firm
Guard
   13 0 0 0 6 1 16/16 200k
(180+20)k
  
14
Aunt Selma (Nuff Goggle version)
Daemons of Slaanesh Daemonette
7 3 2+ - 8+
Claws, Hypnotic Gaze, Regeneration
Dodge, Block
   11 0 5 0 1 0 23/31 160k
(120+40)k
  
15
Nuff Tropical
Southern Snakemen Anaconda
5 4 4+ 6+ 9+
Tentacles
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 100k
(100+0)k
  
11 players (+1 player missing next game)
Coach: The_Squigadier Re-Rolls (120k): 2  
Race: Squigadier's Team Dedicated Fans: 9  
Current Team Value: 1815k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 115k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1945k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:15 (13/2/0) |TD Diff:24 (27 - 3) |Cas Diff:25 (18/17/5 - 8/6/1)
Last Opponent: Wicked Craving
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Arcayn's Team10/1/01.0-1.02.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0540k
Commisaro's Team22/0/01.5-0.00.5   0.5   0.0-1.5   0.0   0.0140k
Bazakastine's Team11/0/02.0-0.01.0   2.0   1.0-0.0   2.0   0.0170k
DaCrusha's Team11/0/02.0-0.02.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0440k
Dieuraskel's Team11/0/02.0-0.03.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0490k
GotrekSlayer's Team21/1/01.0-0.51.5   1.0   0.5-0.0   0.5   0.5495k
Lorebass' Team11/0/02.0-0.03.0   1.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   0.0400k
SteelMerchant's Team22/0/02.0-0.01.0   0.5   0.0-1.0   0.5   0.0535k
Trash Mouse's Team22/0/02.0-0.50.0   2.0   0.5-0.5   1.0   0.0155k
Xelron's Team22/0/02.5-0.00.5   2.5   0.5-0.0   0.0   0.0100k
Total1513/2/01.8-0.21.2   1.1   0.3-0.5   0.4   0.1326k