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xi Puppies and Piglets
P [C] Norse

The once mighty macho men of the north have fallen on hard times, and have been reduced to playing Blood Bowl with girls, puppies and piglets.

The crowds flock no more to vast stadia built on ice floes. These days you will be lucky to find a few scrawny villagers shuffling along to a jerry-rigged pitch in a barnyard.

The men spend their days face down in the acquavit, ceding the leadership to their plucky (if over-worked) lasses. A process that unbeknown to them would lead in the blink of an eye to women prime ministers.

Time will tell how they get on.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Golden Labrador
Ulfwerener
6 4 4+ - 9+
Frenzy
Block, Juggernaut
   15 0 0 0 3 1 0/24 135k
(105+30)k
  
2
Chocolate Retriever
Ulfwerener
6 4 4+ - 9+
Frenzy
Block, Brawler
 n, n 13 0 0 0 3 1 0/24 135k
(105+30)k
  
3
Helga Gottadubettr
Valkyrie
7 3 3+ 3+ 8+
Catch, Dauntless, Pass, Strip Ball
Block, Dodge, Sure Hands, Diving Tackle
   15 2 11 0 0 0 1/32 165k
(95+70)k
  
4
Inge Beginnr
Valkyrie
7 3 3+ 3+ 8+
Catch, Dauntless, Pass, Strip Ball
Block, Dodge
   12 1 1 0 1 3 4/24 135k
(95+40)k
  
5
Just a Wee Dram ii
Norse Raider Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Block, Drunkard, Thick Skull
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 50k
(50+0)k
  
6
One for the Road
Norse Raider Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Block, Drunkard, Thick Skull
Kick
   4 0 0 0 0 1 1/20 60k
(50+10)k
  
7
Sloshed
Norse Raider Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Block, Drunkard, Thick Skull
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 50k
(50+0)k
  
9
Blotto
Norse Raider Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Block, Drunkard, Thick Skull
Shadowing, Fend
 n, m 13 1 0 0 4 0 2/24 70k
(0)k
  
10
Legless
Norse Raider Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Block, Drunkard, Thick Skull
Strip Ball, Tackle
 n 14 0 1 0 4 1 4/24 80k
(50+30)k
  
11
Wasted ii
Norse Raider Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Block, Drunkard, Thick Skull
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 50k
(50+0)k
  
12
Pickled
Norse Raider Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Block, Drunkard, Thick Skull
Kick, Tackle
 n 14 0 1 0 2 3 8/24 80k
(50+30)k
  
15
Went to Market ii
Beer Boar
5 1 3+ - 6+
Dodge, No Hands, Pick-me-up, Stunty, Titchy
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 20k
(20+0)k
  
16
Stayed at Home ii
Beer Boar
5 1 3+ - 6+
Dodge, No Hands, Pick-me-up, Stunty, Titchy
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 20k
(20+0)k
  
12 players (+1 player missing next game) Old World Classic
Coach: smeborg Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Norse Dedicated Fans: 3  
Current Team Value: 1210k (±300) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 130k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1280k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:15 (5/3/7) |TD Diff:0 (15 - 15) |Cas Diff:-22 (11/10/2 - 19/21/5)
Last Opponent: Bulderende Beukers
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Dwarf20/0/20.5-1.51.0   0.0   0.0-0.5   1.0   0.50k
Gnome11/0/03.0-1.01.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.00k
Lizardmen10/0/11.0-2.02.0   0.0   0.0-4.0   0.0   0.00k
Goblin11/0/01.0-0.01.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   4.0   0.00k
High Elf10/0/10.0-1.00.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   2.0   0.020k
Imperial Nobility10/1/01.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.020k
Khorne11/0/02.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   2.0   1.00k
Necromantic Horror10/1/00.0-0.01.0   1.0   0.0-3.0   3.0   0.010k
Norse10/0/10.0-2.00.0   2.0   2.0-1.0   2.0   0.040k
Orc31/1/11.0-0.70.3   1.0   0.0-1.7   1.7   0.70k
Vampire10/0/11.0-2.01.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   1.080k
Wood Elf11/0/02.0-0.02.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-60k
Total155/3/71.0-1.00.7   0.7   0.1-1.3   1.4   0.37k