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As I entered the Garden and looked at my shed I saw the Gnomebreakers. In their pointy blue hats, they looked onward fiercely with trowels in their hands. One whistled loudly and a tree grabbed my ankle and dangled me upside down. Now surrounded by woodland creatures; two foxes with awful breath, a squawking goose and a fierce badger snarling. A Gnome suddenly appeared and disappeared with my wallet. before, I could stop. The Gnome breakers are clever and cunning but like to wrestle on the floor when they want to. Sadly, we lost Zachary Karden in game one him and his precious goose will be remembered. After three hard games, we say sorry to one of our own Lauren Chant she chanted her last after being punched in the face for talking about the lack of chanting by the fans. In our fifth game we said sorry to Ruth Aberbysion, who despite being lame, carried on for another game to be unfortunately caught and tripped leading to her demise. In the sixth game, we lost Ricardo Xorn, our beloved tree man, who will be missed by the Gnomebreaker for his vicious hits causing 4 causalities over his 6 games with us. Despite, his hard timber he was finally felled and would be unable to retake root. |
Player | Ma | St | Ag | Pa | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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1 |
Altern Forest Treeman
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2 | 6 | 5+ | 5+ | 11+ | Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-mate, Timmm-ber! Arm Bar, Break Tackle |
  | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 7/24 | 140k
(120+20)k |
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2 |
Gnome Beastmaster
|
5 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Guard, Jump Up, Stunty, Wrestle Dodge, Safe Pair of Hands |
  | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0/24 | 85k
(55+30)k |
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3 |
Gnome Beastmaster
|
5 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 7+ | Guard, Jump Up, Stunty, Wrestle Sneaky Git |
-av | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0/20 | 65k
(55+10)k |
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4 |
Gnome Illusionist
|
5 | 2 | 3+ | 3+ | 7+ | Jump Up, Stunty, Trickster, Wrestle |
  | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/18 | 50k
(50+0)k |
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5 |
Gnome Illusionist
|
5 | 2 | 3+ | 3+ | 7+ | Jump Up, Stunty, Trickster, Wrestle Defensive |
  | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1/20 | 60k
(50+10)k |
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6 |
Woodland Fox
|
7 | 2 | 3+ | - | 6+ | Dodge, My Ball, Side Step, Stunty |
-ag | 9 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6/18 | 50k
(50+0)k |
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7 |
Woodland Fox
|
7 | 2 | 2+ | - | 6+ | Dodge, My Ball, Side Step, Stunty |
  | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 4/18 | 50k
(50+0)k |
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8 |
Gnome Lineman
|
5 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 7+ | Jump Up, Right Stuff, Stunty, Wrestle Side Step |
  | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/20 | 50k
(40+10)k |
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9 |
Gnome Lineman
|
5 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 7+ | Jump Up, Right Stuff, Stunty, Wrestle Dodge |
  | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0/20 | 60k
(40+20)k |
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10 |
Gnome Lineman
|
5 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 7+ | Jump Up, Right Stuff, Stunty, Wrestle Side Step, Catch |
  | 10 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 4/24 | 60k
(40+20)k |
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11 |
Gnome Lineman
|
5 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 7+ | Jump Up, Right Stuff, Stunty, Wrestle |
  | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/18 | 40k
(40+0)k |
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12 |
Gnome Lineman
|
5 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 6+ | Jump Up, Right Stuff, Stunty, Wrestle Diving Tackle |
-av, m | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1/20 | 50k
(0)k |
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13 |
Gnome Lineman
|
4 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 7+ | Jump Up, Right Stuff, Stunty, Wrestle Catch |
-ma | 9 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 4/20 | 50k
(40+10)k |
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14 |
Gnome Lineman
|
5 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 7+ | Jump Up, Right Stuff, Stunty, Wrestle Dodge |
  | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0/20 | 60k
(40+20)k |
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15 |
Gnome Lineman
|
5 | 1 | 3+ | 4+ | 7+ | Jump Up, Right Stuff, Stunty, Wrestle Diving Catch, Catch |
-st | 8 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0/24 | 60k
(40+20)k |
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16 |
Gnome Lineman
|
5 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 7+ | Jump Up, Right Stuff, Stunty, Wrestle |
  | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/18 | 40k
(40+0)k |
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15 players (+1 player missing next game) | Halfling Thimble Cup | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Games Played: | 10 (1/0/9) | | | TD Diff: | -22 (5 - 27) | | | Cas Diff: | -13 (13/5/0 - 21/6/4) |
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Last Opponent: High Footballers |
Opponent | # | Record | TD | Cas | TV | ||||
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W/D/L | Avg | Avg | Avg diff | ||||||
Shambling Undead | 1 | 0/0/1 | 0.0 | - | 2.0 | 1.0 1.0 0.0 | - | 4.0 0.0 0.0 | 0k |
Gnome | 1 | 0/0/1 | 0.0 | - | 3.0 | 4.0 1.0 0.0 | - | 1.0 1.0 0.0 | -60k |
High Elf | 2 | 0/0/2 | 0.5 | - | 2.5 | 0.0 0.0 0.0 | - | 2.0 0.5 0.5 | 0k |
Lizardmen | 2 | 0/0/2 | 0.0 | - | 2.5 | 0.0 0.5 0.0 | - | 1.0 0.5 1.5 | 10k |
Norse | 2 | 1/0/1 | 1.5 | - | 2.0 | 2.5 0.5 0.0 | - | 1.5 0.5 0.0 | -10k |
Skaven | 1 | 0/0/1 | 0.0 | - | 6.0 | 2.0 1.0 0.0 | - | 6.0 1.0 0.0 | 0k |
Vampire | 1 | 0/0/1 | 1.0 | - | 2.0 | 1.0 0.0 0.0 | - | 1.0 1.0 0.0 | -110k |
Total | 10 | 1/0/9 | 0.5 | - | 2.7 | 1.3 0.5 0.0 | - | 2.1 0.6 0.4 | -17k |