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Meet the infamous Snot Rocket Pirates, the most feared and reviled team on the high seas! Led by the gruesome twosome of Captain Snotbeard and his first mate Barnaby Boogerfist, both towering trolls with a penchant for pillage and gridiron glory.

Their trusty vessels, the Mucus Maiden and Phlegm's Fury, cut through the opposition like a snot-filled nostril on a cold winter's day. Aboard, a motley crew of snotlings toil under the watchful eyes of their troll overlords.

Key snotlings include:

- Admiral Snottlebottom, the team's cunning quarterback and master of the "Snot-Bomb" pass
- Snotlips Sally, the lightning-fast running back with a penchant for leaving defenders in her slimy wake
- Phlegmington Pete, the team's stalwart wide receiver and expert phlegm-projector

Together, the Snot Rocket Pirates leave a trail of slime, destruction, and defeated opponents in their wake. Their unorthodox tactics, including the dreaded "Snot-Bomb" and "Phlegm-Frenzy" plays, have earned them a reputation as the most unsavory, yet formidable, team around.

So hoist the colors, me hearties, and tremble before the mighty Snot Rocket Pirates! Just... try not to get too close, or you might just get slimed.
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Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Trained Troll
4 5 5+ 5+ 10+
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-mate
  6 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 115k
(115+0)k
 
2
Trained Troll
4 5 5+ 5+ 10+
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-mate
  6 0 0 0 1 0 2/18 115k
(115+0)k
 
3
Pump Wagon
4 5 5+ - 9+
Dirty Player, Juggernaut, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Secret Weapon, Stand Firm
  6 0 0 0 1 0 2/18 105k
(105+0)k
 
4
Pump Wagon
4 5 5+ - 9+
Dirty Player, Juggernaut, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Secret Weapon, Stand Firm
  6 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 105k
(105+0)k
 
5
Fungus Flinga
5 1 3+ 4+ 6+
Bombardier, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon, Side Step, Stunty
  6 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 30k
(30+0)k
 
6
Fungus Flinga
5 1 3+ 4+ 6+
Bombardier, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon, Side Step, Stunty
Accurate
  5 0 0 0 0 1 1/20 40k
(30+10)k
 
7
Fun-hoppa
6 1 3+ 5+ 6+
Dodge, Pogo Stick, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 20k
(20+0)k
 
8
Fun-hoppa
6 1 3+ 5+ 6+
Dodge, Pogo Stick, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 20k
(20+0)k
 
9
Stilty Runna
6 1 3+ 5+ 6+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Sprint, Stunty
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 20k
(20+0)k
 
10
Stilty Runna
6 1 3+ 5+ 6+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Sprint, Stunty
Sure Feet, Jump Up
n 4 0 2 0 0 1 3/24 40k
(20+20)k
 
11
Snotling Lineman
5 1 3+ 5+ 6+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Swarming, Titchy
  6 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 15k
(15+0)k
 
12
Snotling Lineman
5 1 3+ 5+ 6+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Swarming, Titchy
Sprint
  2 0 0 0 0 1 1/20 25k
(15+10)k
 
13
Snotling Lineman
5 1 3+ 5+ 6+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Swarming, Titchy
  3 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 15k
(15+0)k
 
14
Snotling Lineman
5 1 3+ 5+ 6+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Swarming, Titchy
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 15k
(15+0)k
 
15
Snotling Lineman
5 1 3+ 5+ 6+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Swarming, Titchy
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 15k
(15+0)k
 
15 players Underworld Challenge, Bribery and Corruption, Low Cost Linemen
Coach: ajaxtheriot Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Snotling Dedicated Fans: 4  
Current Team Value: 850k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 255k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 925k Apothecary: Yes  
Games this Season: 6 / 7 Current Re-draft Budget: 1300k

Games Played:6 (1/1/4) |TD Diff:-5 (4 - 9) |Cas Diff:-23 (0/3/0 - 11/13/2)
Last Opponent: very_scaly
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Necromantic Horror10/0/11.0-2.00.0   2.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   2.0-100k
Amazon10/0/10.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-5.0   3.0   0.0-100k
Gnome11/0/01.0-0.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   2.0   0.0-110k
High Elf10/0/11.0-3.00.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   3.0   0.0-140k
Lizardmen10/0/10.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   2.0   0.0-200k
Old World Alliance10/1/01.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   2.0   0.0-110k
Total61/1/40.7-1.50.0   0.5   0.0-1.8   2.2   0.3-127k