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Nuffle Blasphemer Legends
Retired [C] Chaos Dwarf

Who is Nuffle? Nuffle is said to be the god of Blood Bowl.

The NBA believes in Nuffle, but we don't worship him, we curse the fickle, insane, sadistic bastard. Why, you may ask, because he sucks, and you may ask why he sucks. Nuffle sucks because he is a nothing of a god, he doesn't help out his followers nor does he punish his blasphemers. He screws everyone exactly the same way. You all have had the experience where you need to GFI to score that winning TD and you roll a 1 and then you RR another 1.

That is Nuffle screwing with you and he has done it to everyone in some way or another. Doesn't matter if you praise his name or curse him, he will still screw you some way, sooner or later, so you might as well curse him...
...it will definately make you feel better.

We don't claim that cursing Nuffle will help you to win, that would be just as silly as those who say that praising him will help you win, we say that it doesn't matter what you do Nuffle will screw you in the end. Go ahead and say it, "Nuffle Sucks!", you know you want to!

Tournaments

Royal Rookie Rumble 611 - Winners
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Valen
Bull Centaur Blitzer
6 4 4+ 6+ 9+
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
Block, Juggernaut
 -av 6 0 2 0 5 1 10/ 160k
(130+30)k
  
2
Malachi Sunfire
Bull Centaur Blitzer
6 4 4+ 6+ 10+
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
   1 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 130k
(130+0)k
  
3
Asmodan
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 4+ 6+ 10+
Block, Iron Hard Skin, Thick Skull
   7 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
4
JohnnyP
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 4+ 6+ 10+
Block, Iron Hard Skin, Thick Skull
   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
5
Xtreme
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 4+ 6+ 10+
Block, Iron Hard Skin, Thick Skull
   7 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
6
Darkson
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 4+ 6+ 10+
Block, Iron Hard Skin, Thick Skull
   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
7
Draco
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 4+ 6+ 10+
Block, Iron Hard Skin, Thick Skull
Guard
   7 0 0 0 0 2 2/ 90k
(70+20)k
  
8
Kali Okar
Chaos Dwarf Flamesmith
5 3 4+ 6+ 10+
Brawler, Breathe Fire, Disturbing Presence, Thick Skull
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(80+0)k
  
9
Grasshopper
Hobgoblin Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Sure Hands, Block
   7 2 4 0 1 2 10/ 80k
(40+40)k
  
10
Dark Lord
Hobgoblin Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Block
 m 6 0 1 0 0 1 1/ 60k
(0)k
  
11
Nighthawk II
Hobgoblin Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
12
Balbaroy
Hobgoblin Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Dirty Player
   7 0 2 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(40+20)k
  
13
Torg
Minotaur
5 5 4+ - 9+
Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Unchannelled Fury
   3 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 150k
(150+0)k
  
12 players (+1 player missing next game) Badlands Brawl, Favoured of Hashut
Coach: Valen Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Chaos Dwarf Dedicated Fans: 4  
Current Team Value: 1330k (±200) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 15k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1390k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:7 (5/0/2) |TD Diff:4 (9 - 5) |Cas Diff:4 (9/2/2 - 6/3/0)
Last Opponent: Fitzroy Fryers Club
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Orc22/0/02.0-0.51.0   0.0   0.5-1.5   0.0   0.0-5k
Chaos Chosen11/0/01.0-0.00.0   1.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.0-610k
Chaos Renegade11/0/01.0-0.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0-90k
Dwarf10/0/11.0-2.00.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.060k
Halfling10/0/11.0-2.05.0   0.0   1.0-0.0   1.0   0.0-80k
Nurgle11/0/01.0-0.01.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.050k
Total75/0/21.3-0.71.3   0.3   0.3-0.9   0.4   0.0-97k