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Tears of the laughing fish
Retired [X2] Norse

And the Duck said: Don'tyoulookatmelikeIaminsane-justhavingsomefun



The disease is like a jelly. Spreading if you apply a hammer.

[21:23] peikko: player names like that shoudl be SHOT! :)

Challenges issued:

Sitcoms: When the night falls, and the dogs fall asleep, the fog rises, and the streetlights feel cold - an insect dies, caught between windowpanes. won 2-0
Lachesis' Rod: All evil minded people laugh a lot, he learned that from the movies, and evil people always lose. That's why his families' duct tape always was used up. won 3-2
Bowl Bot: He smashed the alarm clock against the wall, but it didn't break. So he tried again. Until the house collapsed, eventually. won 2-1
Who dares to challenge US: Turning red wine into grape juice, they were the Holy Communion's nightmare. won 2-0
First In, Last Out: The television set ran all the way to the fridge asking for assistence. lost 0-3
Angel's of Death: Put your woolen socks on we are going for a swim. lost 0-1
Mother Earth Servants: **** forgot to note down the name of the challenge *** lost 1-2
Dark Moon Jokers: Life's so exiting ... like, like, like watching colours twirl in a washing machine ... or like, uh ... like something! lost 1-2
Ulthuan United Utopians: The last laugh is never the first sorrow of the people that walk along the street. lost 1-2
Omen Sinistrum: The pillow might not be human but it does have feelings. tie 1-1
Rehstreichler: Incense and a bible until you pass out. lost 1-2


Do I have to spell out that this is a former ladder division team? :) We played until the very end ... the above match was the last one played on ladder before it was shut down. (Link to wiki page if you don't know what ladder division was.)
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
And the wind cried HansPeterAdolfMaria and crashed into a barn.
Minotaur
5 5 2 8
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Frenzy, Horns, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate, Wild Animal
Block, Guard
   16 0 0 0 8 1 21/ 160k
(143)k
  
2
... I told you 3243 times to stop and listen to me! 3244 times, I told you 3244 times to stop ...
Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
Guard, Mighty Blow
 m 16 0 2 0 4 2 24/ 130k
(0)k
  
3
And when the rain falls, and the doves die, the radio still will play happy music for happy people.
Blitzer
7 3 3 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
Mighty Blow, +MA
   16 0 1 0 7 0 17/ 140k
(100)k
  
4
He loved spiders, every single one, but now there was a black spot on the wall.
Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
Guard, Mighty Blow
   14 0 0 0 4 2 18/ 130k
(85)k
  
5
He opened the umbrella and a rainbow fell out.
Catcher
6 3 3 7
Block, Catch
Guard, Dodge
   12 0 4 0 0 1 17/ 120k
(85)k
  
6
Newsflash: If you put paper in your ears you don't hear much, if anything at all!
Catcher
7 3 3 7
Block, Catch
Dodge, +MA
   16 2 4 0 0 1 19/ 120k
(100)k
  
7
Cat owns man owns dog hunts cat scratches man shouts at dog confused.
Thrower
6 3 3 7
Block, Pass
Sure Hands, Accurate
   16 15 2 0 1 0 23/ 110k
(75)k
  
8
He franatically searched his brain - it always happened, he put it at a good place, just to forget.
Blitzer
6 3 4 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
Side Step, +AG
   10 1 2 0 4 2 25/ 160k
(95)k
  
9
And then they stopped cleaning their appartment and decided to sleep in the mud.
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
Tackle, Pass Block
   16 0 1 0 4 2 21/ 90k
(75)k
  
10
When the leaves cry, and the sky falls, mother will make a cake.
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
   16 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(30)k
  
11
The man with the suitcase, the black black suitcase, is dead.
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
Kick
   16 0 3 0 0 1 14/ 70k
(50)k
  
12
And then there was the silence, silence like in a dream of bulldozers and jackhammers.
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
Tackle
   16 1 0 0 4 1 14/ 70k
(50)k
  
13
I looked into the mirror and saw myself, reflected, and it occured to me I never noticed.
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
Tackle, Strip Ball
   15 0 0 0 8 1 21/ 90k
(75)k
  
14
Lillith mocked the worms feeding on the dead bird. They hated it.
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(30)k
  
15
The letters - the letters were just terrible - all wrong and strange. They had eyes too, and stared
Thrower
6 3 3 7
Block, Pass
Sure Hands
   6 0 1 1 1 0 7/ 90k
(50)k
  
14 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Mnemon Re-Rolls (120k): 6  
Race: Norse Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1960k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:16 (7/1/8) |TD Diff:-1 (21 - 22) |Cas Diff:33 (24/20/6 - 10/4/3)
Last Opponent: Preparation 101
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Chaos Chosen10/0/10.0-2.01.0   2.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-90k
High Elf32/0/11.7-0.72.0   0.3   0.3-0.0   0.0   0.0-140k
Chaos Dwarf11/0/01.0-0.04.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-130k
Dark Elf21/0/12.0-2.00.0   1.5   0.5-0.5   0.0   0.555k
Elven Union31/0/21.3-1.71.3   2.3   0.7-1.0   0.0   0.0-60k
Human20/1/10.5-2.02.0   1.0   0.0-0.5   1.0   0.0-65k
Necromantic Horror21/0/11.5-1.00.0   1.5   1.0-0.5   1.0   0.5-145k
Skaven11/0/02.0-1.05.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.060k
Vampire10/0/11.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   1.0130k
Total167/1/81.3-1.41.5   1.3   0.4-0.6   0.3   0.2-59k