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Done Farmin' Arthritic
Retired [X2] Human

Possibly the most average bunch of average looking average folks in the whole of an incredibly average farming villiage decided, by fairly average means, to play Blood Bowl, as they felt that on average they would have more fun than they would in the average farm.

They spent so long deciding on what to do they all got arthritis and found it very hard to pick up and throw the football.

At some point an Ogre joined up, quite why noone, least of all the Ogre, is sure - the most commonly held belief being that he ate someone in a Done Farmin' top, managed to squeeze himself into it and as he was unable to take it off decided just to join up. Then he died. Silly really, he tripped over a dead skink by the name of Hubert and all his spiky bits put paid to him.

You takes your chances....

Still, his cousin came along, eager to go right where Ben went wrong (the spikes pointing outwards) and away they went again.

But the arthritis and stuff still means you need to bear with them on the pitch...

Well, thats their excuse. And their sticking to it. It's NOT the coaches fault, not at all, no siree, nope.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Streaker
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Diving Catch, Block, Sure Feet
   9 0 11 0 0 0 33/ 130k
(163)k
  
2
Flash (in the pan)
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Block
   10 1 2 0 1 0 9/ 90k
(125)k
  
3
Stoppit
Blitzer
8 3 3 8
Block
Pass Block, +MA
   10 0 3 0 5 0 19/ 140k
(143)k
  
4
Tidyup
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Dodge
   10 0 1 0 3 1 14/ 120k
(128)k
  
5
ISAIDNO
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
 n 9 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(79)k
  
6
Joe Montana
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Accurate, Dump Off
   10 10 0 0 3 1 21/ 110k
(135)k
  
7
Mighty Elbow Man Person
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Hail Mary Pass, Block
   10 10 0 0 1 2 22/ 110k
(135)k
  
8
Billy No Mates
Lineman
6 3 3 8   10 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 50k
(50)k
  
9
Jon who likes Sheep
Lineman
6 3 3 8   9 0 0 0 2 0 4/ 50k
(50)k
  
10
Niall Manson
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Kick
   10 1 0 0 0 1 6/ 70k
(70)k
  
11
Sander
Lineman
6 3 3 8   10 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 50k
(50)k
  
12
The Big Man
Lineman
6 3 4 8
+AG
   10 1 0 0 0 1 6/ 90k
(90)k
  
13
Magical Trevor
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(95)k
  
14
Bens Cousin Jerry
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Big Guy, Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
   1 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 120k
(108)k
  
15
Lucky Eddie
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Dirty Player
   5 1 0 0 0 1 6/ 70k
(100)k
  
15 players  
Coach: Pedigree2K Re-Rolls (100k): 2  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 1  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 3  
Team Value: 1580k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:10 (5/2/3) |TD Diff:7 (17 - 10) |Cas Diff:7 (11/5/4 - 6/6/1)
Last Opponent: Mighty Mork'n Power Blazer's
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Skaven31/1/11.7-1.30.7   0.7   0.0-0.3   0.7   0.080k
Lizardmen11/0/02.0-0.04.0   1.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.0270k
Norse11/0/02.0-0.00.0   0.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   0.0490k
Orc42/1/12.0-0.81.3   0.5   0.5-1.0   0.8   0.3-50k
Shambling Undead10/0/10.0-3.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.0130k
Total105/2/31.7-1.01.1   0.5   0.4-0.6   0.6   0.193k