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Roster [Q] Wood Elf

Title: Who's the Boss?

A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband -- who was a big burly elfman -- tossed his trousers to his bride and said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your trousers," she said.
"That's right,'' said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family."

With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on."

He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. "Hell," he said. ''I can't get into your panties!"

She replied, "That's right, and that's the way its going to stay until your attitude changes."
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Loan Acanid
Wardancer
8 3 4 7
Block, Dodge, Leap
Strip Ball, Side Step
   17 1 6 0 5 0 29/31 160k
(188)k
  
2
Longstried
Thrower
8 3 4 7
Pass
+MA
   2 2 0 0 0 1 7/16 120k
(128)k
  
3
Bloody Mary
Wardancer
8 3 5 7
Block, Dodge, Leap
+AG, Strip Ball
 m 11 2 2 0 3 1 19/31 180k
(0)k
  
4
Ged
Catcher
9 2 4 7
Catch, Dodge
Block
   6 2 1 1 0 1 12/16 110k
(140)k
  
5
Forest Child
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Block, Dauntless
 n 20 0 1 1 3 1 16/31 120k
(100)k
  
7
Longbrace Deepthrow
Thrower
7 3 4 7
Pass
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(95)k
  
8
Kia Please don't kill me
Lineman
7 3 4 7   5 2 0 0 0 0 2/6 70k
(75)k
  
9
Haris Doncan
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Block
   20 1 0 0 1 1 8/16 90k
(95)k
  
10
Leid Ruda
Lineman
8 3 5 7
+MA, +AG, Dodge
   20 4 7 0 1 2 37/51 160k
(163)k
  
11
Loon Moon
Catcher
9 2 4 7
Catch, Dodge
Block, Sure Feet
   20 5 7 0 0 0 26/31 130k
(158)k
  
12
Solid Oak
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard
   16 0 0 0 7 0 14/16 130k
(114)k
  
10 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Kalif Re-Rolls (100k): 2  
Race: Wood Elf Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1400k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:20 (7/2/11) |TD Diff:-6 (29 - 35) |Cas Diff:-18 (13/6/11 - 28/10/10)
Last Opponent: Whirlwind of Dryjhna
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Dwarf21/0/11.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.5-2.5   0.0   0.0-155k
Chaos Chosen11/0/01.0-0.00.0   0.0   1.0-2.0   1.0   0.0290k
Dark Elf20/0/21.0-3.01.0   1.0   0.5-1.5   0.5   1.0-135k
High Elf20/0/21.0-4.00.5   0.0   0.0-2.0   0.5   0.555k
Human21/0/12.5-1.01.0   0.0   2.0-1.5   0.0   0.590k
Necromantic Horror10/0/10.0-3.01.0   0.0   1.0-1.0   1.0   0.0-160k
Nurgle10/1/01.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.0110k
Orc41/1/21.5-1.50.3   0.0   0.3-0.8   1.0   1.3-40k
Shambling Undead21/0/11.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.5   0.5   0.5280k
Skaven10/0/11.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-60k
Tomb Kings22/0/03.5-1.51.5   2.0   1.0-0.5   0.5   0.0115k
Total207/2/111.5-1.80.7   0.3   0.6-1.4   0.5   0.526k